Poll: Would you make sexy times to said slag?
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View poll results: Would you make sexy times to said slag?
Yes, losing virginity doesn't matter/why not?
167 26%
No, I have standards/just don't want to
465 74%
Voters: 632.
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#1
Well I'm goin to a party on Friday, and apparently there's a girl that wants to have the sexy-time with yours truly...
All sounds good so far.
But I'm a virgin. Although virginity isn't a big deal for guys, I'm not sure I wanna lose it to a drunken slag, and I will obviously be intoxicated also.
This girl is also a proud slag apparently, who has a thing for taking guys virginity. I don't wanna be put in the same group as a load of desperate losers (despite being on UG, lol jks). I'm not desperate tbh so I wanna seem like I have standards.
Lastly, I'm a soppy mofo lol. I kinda wanna save it for someone I actually give a sh*t about. (So they won't be so bothered when I under perform lol)
She's not amazingly hot, but she isn't bad tbh. Although thats only juding by facebook pictures. She could easily have a 12 inch dong for all I know...

So, pit monkeys, what would you do?? Put aside the "I wanna **** everything that has (or had) a hearbeat attitude and answer seriously please. Or maybe that's asking too much lol


tl:dr: should I shag a slag for the hell of it, and possibly get some crabby friends??
#5
Don't do it. Make your first time more memorable/emotional.
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#7
Fap? Rape? Kill?

Seriously, save it for someone then, you should only do it if you feel ready to do it.
#9
Do her mom. Now THAT's a story I'd like to hear.
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#10
Do what you want to do. Personally I wouldn't touch her.

Sex is not as big a deal as some make it out to be. Your virginity is not some sacred thing that warrants such care.
Last edited by Flying Couch at Jun 24, 2008,
#11
Well I don't intend on doing it anyway. There seems to be an obsesson with sex at our school, and I think everyone thinks I'm gay simply cos I don't wanna do her lol.
#13
Do it!
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#15
wow, pit. congrats

but yeah, don't do it.
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#17
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Fap? Rape? Kill?

Seriously, save it for someone then, you should only do it if you feel ready to do it.


Kill, rape, Fap...!


In that order!
#18
nah...don't do it I say...
I just realized how better it is to do things when you really love the other person.
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#19
Quote by the1
Well I don't intend on doing it anyway. There seems to be an obsesson with sex at our school, and I think everyone thinks I'm gay simply cos I don't wanna do her lol.
The people whose opinions should matter to you will think more of you for not ****ing her, not less. If you say no and tell her why (include crabs), it might make her think twice about her promiscuous-ness in the future.
#21
don't do it.

save it for someone who MEANS something...
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#25
Post the pictures here so we can judge.
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#27
She Isnt called nichole by any chance is she? cause my freind made that mistake and caught clamidia XD
#28
Don't do it. She's a whore and probably has AIDS.
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#29
She's proud of being a slut and taking guys' virginties? And she's not even that hot...except with facebook pictures?

Are you sure you're not drunk now?
#31
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After reading your post, why would you even be considering doing it? :/

This. He basically stated that he didn't want to do it, so why bother asking the pit?

Though i put yes for the lulz.
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#32
When I was a virgin, I would have said yes... I lost my virginity to this girl who was definitely not the ideal girl of my dreams... And now I've met who I consider to be the girl of my dreams and my past with the other girl has been interfering with our relationship. I've always had to explain my mistakes to her and avoid talking about it. It was a mistake, I wish I had waited.
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#33
i boned a girl like that, she was sober and i regret it.

there's a beautiful girl that i wanted to lose it to and i rushed into things and i regret it.

dont do it bro...not worth it.
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#34
Quote by the1
Although virginity isn't a big deal for guys
THEN WHY AM I SO BULLIED!?
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#35
fecking hell dude just do it, you've got nothing to lose.......... oh wait u have........
erm...... if u do it and its a bad experience, its still experience.... plus if she is meh then why not? most guys have been with a slag at some point.
you gonna get raped!!!!!!!


#36
I don't know why religion and education usually try to make out that being a virgin is in some way a virtue.
#37
just do what you want. i honestly hope people's answers on here don't influence your decision in any way.

..i still don't understand why people ask such personal questions on here
#39
Quote by MetalMusicianAl
i had a gf, she wouldn't let me.

So wait it out. most girls'll warm up to it after a while.
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#40
as soon as you do it, youll be a different person. trust, you change, for the better. youll be better adjusted and have major self-respect. i would do it. really, i would do the hell out've it but, i also wouldnt go to the party with that in mind. i would just go. if it happens - safe!! if it doesnt, no worries!

virginity isnt a big deal for guys, true. but ive only ever done it with one girl, and we've been together for over 2 years now. i think first times should be with the one you love, but after that, go nuts! do everything with a pulse!!

hope i helped, peace