#1
Today I woke up after 54 days of sleep,jumped off the bed and dressed and showered myself in 1.08 nanoseconds.After that i went out biking,i was biking for 2 hours and I went to America and back.I was cycling on the water when i saw this huge 30 story building sized mechanic shark who told be "beep beep bloop eat you bloop".I then formed all the suns power within my hands,and went supernova on his behind.His huge 1 story tooth is in my room as we speak.

I came home and took my guitar,i started playing,then all of a sudden 10000000 people appear in front of my house chanting:"You are God!You are God".Then Alexi Laiho comes,and starts crying in front of me,giving me his guitar and saying "Take this my master,as my humble sign of how you owned me,I do not deserve this instrument".

After that i went to the pit,and when i posted "A" the mods said

"This is it dude,you are the new god of the Pit"

So that was my day,"chr00 storiez"

you get the picture,now you do it!
Hodam,a stojim...
Last edited by Azrael_031 at Jun 24, 2008,
#3
I woke up after 5 hours of sleep, went to band practice for about 4hours, came on the pc and played for some time and came here. I'll be off to bed in a few minutes.

Cool story though.
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#6
Quote by Azrael_031
Today I woke up after 54 days of sleeping,jumped off the bed and dressed and showered myself in 1.08 nanoseconds.After that i went out biking,i was biking for 2 hours and I went to America and back.I was cycling on the water when i saw this huge 30 story building sized mechanic shark who told be "beep beep bloop eat you bloop".I then formed all the suns power within my hands,and went supernova on his behind.His huge 1 story tooth is in my room as we speak.

I came home and took my guitar,i started playing,then all of a sudden 10000000 people appear in front of my house chanting:"You are God!You are God".Then Alexi Laiho comes,and starts crying in front of me,giving me his guitar and saying "Take this my master,as my humble sign of how you owned me,I do not deserve this instrument".

After that i went to the pit,and when i posted "A" the mods said

"This is it dude,you are the new god of the Pit"

So that was my day,"chr00 storiez"

you get the picture,now you do it!

Congratulations.

I wrote a song about ham and cheese this morning with a friend, then slept for 4 and a half hours. since about 8:30 this morning I've been on the internet. >_>
#7
Quote by PissInMyShoeses
No......
I refuse to do **** until you spell exaggerate right.


It was kinda the whole point!
Though you did teach me something.I thought it was with only 1 g!!!
Hodam,a stojim...
#9
Quote by Azrael_031
It was kinda the whole point!
Though you did teach me something.I thought it was with only 1 g!!!

HOw was that the point.....


.....Do you know what exaggerate means?
#12
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HOw was that the point.....


.....Do you know what exaggerate means?


ssssssssch...This kind of stuff usually doesn't happen to me,so I'm covering up my mistake with a bad lie!Go with it!

Yeah,to make something up in a fashion that is far from the truth,implying that you would,let's say increase the numbers in something way more(or less,depending on the situation)

Like I.E.

truth

I beat an army of 2.(not realistic though)

exaggeration

I beat an army of 92183762983621!
Hodam,a stojim...
#13
I have a social life!!
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"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#14
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I have a social life!!


I don't care!

Nor do I even believe you!
Hodam,a stojim...
#15
I innocently go onto UG, and look around in the forums, to try and do whatever because I'm bored and have nothing to do, and in the last two days, I've spent at least 90% of the time I've been awake on UG. The rest of that is probably pr0n and food. And then I see this thread and I think, "WTF?" and then I tell this story, and I'm all like, "Holy Jesus" and then nothing happened.
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#16
i looked at this thread and was like "Omigodz! Dis is da ****"
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#18
is going on?
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