#1
My 50 year old mom, is one of those metalhead haters, right? And guess what? Shes selling beer at the Mayhem Festival (At shoreline)!!! Who else's parents are compete hypocrites?!!

Oh, and if I had her godamn permission, I could go for free!!!!!!!! GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2
Yeah, I laughed at your misfortune.
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#5
Is she a milf?




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#6
well thats not a really a hippie-crypt, she was just using the concert to her advantage...
#8
Okay, on a Saturday, my dad throws in his mixtape of RaTT(hair band) in the car radio, and we listen to it.
Sunday comes, and I turn the station to 101.5 the Rock Station and jam to some Seether.
My dad immediatly mutes the volume and spouts "We can't listen to this garbage on a church day!" and then proceeds to switch the station to 99.7, which is a family-friendly-positive-"hits" channel (which consists of multiple artists that remake eachother's Christian songs).
WTH