Poll: Vampire Sex Considered Necrophilia?
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Hell yes!
40 34%
Not so much...
78 66%
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#1
So my friend (the lead guitarist in our band) and I, are playing The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess, when somehow his vampire fetish gets brought up. Now we are debating: if vampires are technically undead, is having sex with one still considered necrophilia? He suggested that The Pit might provide an answer...
#2
Technically, yes.
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#3
Man, it would be so embarrassing for him if he actually MET a vampire, then had to explain this delicate issue to it...assuming the vampire was up for sex, and not just the usual bloodlust thing
#4
Are we talking about one vampire having sex with another vampire or a human having sex with a vampire?

And it must suck for your friend to have a fetish for something that doesn't exist.
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#5
Having sex with a dead body is necrophilia. Vampires are undead. Undead is the opposite of dead. Having sex with an undead is the opposite of having sex with a dead body. Having sex with a vampire is the opposite of having sex with a dead body. The opposite of having sex with a dead body is not having sex with a dead body. Having sex with a vampire is not having sex with a dead body. Having sex with a vampire is not necrophilia.
Last edited by Brain245 at Jun 25, 2008,
#7
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Are we talking about one vampire having sex with another vampire or a human having sex with a vampire?

And it must suck for your friend to have a fetish for something that doesn't exist.

Human with a vampire.
#8
Quote by Brain245
Having sex with a dead body is necrophilia. Vampires are undead. Undead is the opposite of dead. Having sex with a vampire is the opposite of having sex with a dead body. The opposite of having sex with a dead body is not having sex with a dead body. Having sex with a vampire is not having sex with a dead body. Having sex with a vampire is not necrophilia.

This. Although the term undead has never really made sense to me. It more or less should mean the same thing as alive, but it kinda doesn't....
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#10
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And it must suck for your friend to have a fetish for something that doesn't exist.

I was going to poke fun at Jesus freaks, but I'd rather not risk sparking a debate.

Yes, having sex with an undead person is necrophilia.
#11
Quote by snipelfritz
Are we talking about one vampire having sex with another vampire or a human having sex with a vampire?

And it must suck for your friend to have a fetish for something that doesn't exist.



It's called pretending......or role playing.
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#14
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Having sex with a dead body is necrophilia. Vampires are undead. Undead is the opposite of dead. Having sex with an undead is the opposite of having sex with a dead body. Having sex with a vampire is the opposite of having sex with a dead body. The opposite of having sex with a dead body is not having sex with a dead body. Having sex with a vampire is not having sex with a dead body. Having sex with a vampire is not necrophilia.

Nailed it.

I'd totally do a vampire. Not a Nosferatu type, but an Interview with a Vampire/Twilight type.
#16
Quote by Fivebretz
LOL, how would you roleplay a Vampire? Suck the blood of the living for sustenance...mmmm I'm turned on.



Uhh, are you serious? They just ****in pretend. And yeah, some people happen to like that stuff.
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#17
Well, technically, vampires and zombies are in the same group (undead), and since I'm a zombie (died at birth), and necrophiliacs say they're turned on by that, I'd say yes.
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Uhh, are you serious? They just ****in pretend. And yeah, some people happen to like that stuff.


I happen to have a friend that gets turned on by blood.....he told me that when his gf scratches him deep on his shoulders and it runs down his front it turns him on.............

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#19
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I happen to have a friend that gets turned on by blood.....he told me that when his gf scratches him deep on his shoulders and it runs down his front it turns him on.............



OK? Like you don't have any sexual fetishes?
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#20
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OK? Like you don't have any sexual fetishes?


Not saying I dont. Just saying that that was just a little strange to me, thats all.

Chill out.

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#21
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Having sex with a dead body is necrophilia. Vampires are undead. Undead is the opposite of dead. Having sex with an undead is the opposite of having sex with a dead body. Having sex with a vampire is the opposite of having sex with a dead body. The opposite of having sex with a dead body is not having sex with a dead body. Having sex with a vampire is not having sex with a dead body. Having sex with a vampire is not necrophilia.


un=not.
dead=dead.
therefore, undead=not dead.
necrophilia is sex with dead bodies.
so vampire sex is sex with not dead bodies, therefore not necrophilia.

EDIT: maybe i should read the responses before posting
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#23
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Not saying I dont. Just saying that that was just a little strange to me, thats all.

Chill out.



Sorry, I'm really tired and I have a sore throat so I am really irritable today, but I have to wait to go to bed.

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LOL, apparently blood and vampire fetishes are touchy subjects...Who knew?


No, I just didn't think it was that hard to comprehend how to roleplay as a vampire.
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I'd suggest taping the mouth shut, though (unless you want to attempt a 'put your head in the lion's mouth' thing, if you catch my drift)

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#25
Nope, not since I read Twilight.

All vampires are now douchebags
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#26
Poor vampires, they cannot experience the magic of 'Afternoon Delight'

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#27
SPOLIER
vampires aren't real
ALWAYS

WANNA BE WITH YOU,
MAKE BELIEV
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IVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY,



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#28
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Nope, not since I read Twilight.

All vampires are now douchebags


i wouldnt be surprised if less than 0.1% of the forum has read this....
#30
^I have, unfortunately. Read Twilight, that is.

But the good news is I'm also currently playing Twilight Princess, which is way better.
#31
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^I have, unfortunately. Read Twilight, that is.

But the good news is I'm also currently playing Twilight Princess, which is way better.

What is this Twilight people are refferring to?
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#33
A crappy love story where a teenage girl falls obsessively in love with a vampire. But loads of teenage girls love it.
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What is this Twilight people are refferring to?



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#35
Well vampires are undead.
To be undead you must have been alive, died, and then been reanimated.
Let's not forget that your average vampire has a short period of death before becoming a vampire. They're out for a minute or two and come back.
Therefore, I think sexing a vampire is aOK, bordering on necrophilia.
#36
Un at the start of another word generally means it's been reversed.
Eg, undo
undead
undone
I can't think of any more examples, but if you don't consult your local GP.
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#40
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A crappy love story where a teenage girl falls obsessively in love with a vampire. But loads of teenage girls love it.



Where werewolves are suicidal butt pirates who bitch a lot
The vampires are manipulative chav douchebags
And the girl is a pasty skin bitch
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