#1
seriously, wtf??? theyve been crawling out of the keyboard and screen edges about once every 10 minues.

what do i do??

#3
Hurry THROW IT INTO THE BATHTUB!

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#4
Is it that ant game where you chose how to kill them? Like, flamethrower and water gun and stuff? If so, click the 'x'.

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#6
i suggest dousing it in gasoline and lighting it on fire.


fire solves every problem.


except for a flood.


poor fire.
#12
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Stop fapping over your keyboard.

That would probably help in the anti-ant war. Drown the bastards in semen!
#15
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You serious?

Drown them in PROTEIN??! Thus making them a breed of super-ant!?

*ssssshhhhhh.... your ruining the plan!*
#16
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Drown them in PROTEIN??! Thus making them a breed of super-ant!?



Holy shi...

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#17
Sorry but I'm finding that pretty hilarious. Like, how many ants are there? Do you think it's just a few or like a nest or something?
#18
I'd put the laptop in sometype of container and burn a ton of incense or something and smoke out the ants. Smoke can't damage a laptop, right?

Ants are so wierd. Some ants colonized a soda can in my garage. They dragged a bunch of dirt into the can, filling it up about half way, and chewed holes in the sides of the can for entrances/exits. I picked up the can and shook it, and a bunch of ants and dirt came pouring out.
#19
They must've decided your pants were no longer satisfactory.
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#20
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Sorry but I'm finding that pretty hilarious. Like, how many ants are there? Do you think it's just a few or like a nest or something?


i have no idea. i'm thinking it's just a few... like... seriously one will come out... and i see it crawling across the screen... and i flick it away... 5-10 minutes later... repeat process.


this has been going on probably for the last 24-48 hours ish. getting incrementally worse.
#22
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i havent laughed at a thread this bad for a really long time


i'm glad my infestation amuses you. lol.
#23
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Stop fapping over your keyboard.

this is the correct answer
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MAKE BELIEV
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#25
Ants are attracted to semen. No sh1t.
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#27
happened to my old one, there was food and **** all inside it, then when i got on it last week there were ants crawling out of it. I just set it down and walked away.
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#28
who the hell faps ON a keyboard??? you would think that **** would break it... seriously guys...