No word in the dictionary could possibly begin to describe how disgusted I am.

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#2
Ugh.
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#6
I hate those wannabe-comedic parody movies. You have just identified one of my pet-peeves. You are right. There is no word in the dictionary to describe the disgust we feel.
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#10
hahahaha

God, I have to see this movie when it comes out, this is hilarious!

hahahaha
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#11
I saw this yesterday at Get Smart, and wanted to kill myself on the spot. It was horrible.
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#12
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What the hell is so funny about a cow falling on Ironman?

Although when I read this I laughed, I didn't even smile when I watched it.
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#13
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hahahaha

God, I have to see this movie when it comes out, this is hilarious!

hahahaha


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#17
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He's trolling


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#18
I didn't even remotely smile at all when I watched that trailer.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#19
when will this shit end? i didnt even smile at anything in there. lets see theres scary movie, scary movie 2, scary movie 3, scary movie 4, date movie, epic movie, meet the spartans, and now this shit. scary movie 1 & 2 are good, everything after that is pure shit.
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#20
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I saw this yesterday at Get Smart, and wanted to kill myself on the spot. It was horrible.


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#21
This is by far the worst of any parody movie. Worse than epic movie, date movie, and meet the spartans.(I didn't capitolize on purpose.)
#23
*barf*

Comedy of the summer?

i wonder what the announcer voice guy was thinking when he read what they wanted him to say . . .
Honestly. Wtf?


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#24
I lol'd at the ending.

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#25
I hope no one actually goes out to see that movie. Maybe it will finally send them the message that no one likes them.
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#26
The only thing I laughed at was the comment: "I laughed, I cried. It was better than Cats"

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#27
At least the title tells you how it will do.
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#28
Wow. Just wow. How these can still be made is beyond me. Nothing in that looked remotely funny. It just reminded me of that guy who tries to be funny, and nobody laughs at him, except in pity. It's horrible.
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#29
haha, sadly, i will probably be going to see this. :\
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#30
This isn't an actual movie coming out, is it? Please tell me it's a parody of a parody movie. A cow falling on iron man? The hulks pants ripping off? Hancock hitting a lightpole?
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#32
Just when you thought they couldn't be worse..
I stopped watching these after Scary Movie 4
#33
seems like a pretty crap movie, I +1 brandon's idea.
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#36
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go drink your hatorade, haters.. this movie looks hilarious

especially the sex and the city spoof

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#37
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go drink your hatorade, haters.. this movie looks hilarious

especially the sex and the city spoof


You're either troll or brain dead.

Either way, please get out of the gene pool.
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#38
They should've cut their losses after Scary Movie 3.
Up till there it was ok, then it was all downhill...

This movie appears to be no exception at all.

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#39
I can't believe there is a whole crew of directors,editors,camera operators, sound engineers etc working on this piece of crap....
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#40
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go drink your hatorade, haters.. this movie looks hilarious

especially the sex and the city spoof

You, out of the gene pool!
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