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#1
i'm jus a topics man today. lol. anyways, the weirdest dream i can remember is when I was at this random concert and I saw my friend and gave him a high five. I remember i was front row in the concert. then i heard sum1 call my name from all the way in the back and i rushed back there with my guitar in hand apparently. then i saw another one of my friends and there was this cute girl he was sitting with. She grabbed my face and told me sumting then kissed me. I almost fell backwards down a long flight of stairs. Then all of a suddden, Patrick from the show Spongebob Squarepants crawled out of a doghouse wearing a royal outfit. and that's my dream. care to share yours?
#2
Marilyn Manson came on my leg during Math class. TRY and beat that.
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#3
i was dreaming that i was at a velvet revolver concert and they were playing near water and i was in the very back of the crowd when all of a sudden the whole place floods and the entire band runs to another stage and starts playing and i run with them and im right up front.
#4
1) The subconscious is not random.
2) 'Random' is not a substitute for 'weird.'
3) Stop using the word 'random.'

And to answer your question, I once dreamed that I was screwing a hot girl on train tracks.

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#5
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1) The subconscious is not random.
2) 'Random' is not a substitute for 'weird.'
3) Stop using the word 'random.'

And to answer your question, I once dreamed that I was screwing a hot girl on train tracks.

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dood u r lyke soooo random srsly!

Also, did you have a top hat, cape, and evil mustache?
#6
Flying in a plane made of out cardboard, playing chess with someone. Then landed in my neighbourhood and started fighting a war. Then once I finished everyone off, I climbed this road that was absolutely vertical until I encountered a veteran's parade. I was all pissed off about not being invited, since I had just 5 minutes ago saved everyone's asses.
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dood u r lyke soooo random srsly!


i no srsly maibe im 2 random
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#8
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dood u r lyke soooo random srsly!

Yeah man, he's nutty!
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#9
I got chased by a carrot in a wooly jumper. I was 6 and it scared me.........
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#10
o and i dreamed that i came on my friend (who is also a guy) and the cum was acid and it started eating him and the last thing he said to me was "**** you i told you acid cum was bad for your health".
#11
It has to be the one I had last night.

I was (for no apparent reason) in America. Anyway my family and I got called to help George Bush with some stuff. So we go to this protest and he turns up in this black limo/hummer thing. We get in and George tells us to buckle up. I can't get my door closed, and he swings the car around and hits like 50 people, and George yells at me for it.

Then, he reverse into the people behind him, and blames me for it again, while we drive away. The sky turns dark, and we drive to a swamp. George heads the car straight for the water, and I tell him stop. He keeps driving, and this car drives ON the swamp water.

We drive through this weird river, and end up at a tomb kind of thing. We get out, we're actually able to walk on water at this point, and we go into the tomb. There is a statue of an angel in the middle of the tomb. George shoots the statue, it does nothing. So he kicks it over, and there is a coffin underneath it.

There are protest signs on thin wire sticks inside it, and we take two each and get out of the tomb. We drive back through the swamp, and get out onto this highway. Then he tells me to drive, and I say I don't know how to, and it wouldn't be a good idea because I have never driven an American car before. He tells me to "get out and fucking drive!".

So I do. I'm having a lot of trouble, and I start speeding up, and this hummer comes up beside us, and without warning George pulls out a pistol and shoots the hummer's tires.

Then I woke up and I was running in my bed.
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Also, did you have a top hat, cape, and evil mustache?


What is a wizard without his cape!
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#14
The evil witch from Snow white came and slowly cut my legs off with a rusty cutlass infront of my parents.
I was 6 years old ...
#15
Andy Dick shot me. He ran after me and and killed me. Im not joking.
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#20
I had a weird dream last night.

I met the bassist from Cradle of Filth in a Wal Mart and then later had sex with her, except in the dream she was a hot metal chick and not the ugly British guy clad in leather and eye shadow that is actually the bassist of Cradle of Filth. Yes, I looked it up after I woke up to see if there was any chance of this happening.

Another one I had a while back I was eating dinner with my family and a Diplomat from China in a sushi restaurant when suddenly Islamic Terrorists ride in on a Jeep and start shooting all over the place and then I run away through the kitchen and then some guy with one of those really cool butcher knives throws it at the terrorist and then I grab the gun and then I woke up there before I could see what happens.
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#21
Weirdest dream I've had is me in a white room torturing, raping, killing, raping, butchering, then eating (in that order) my girlfriend at the time. Woke up not scared, or happy, or anything. It was just weird.
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Andy Dick shot me. He ran after me and and killed me. Im not joking.



the very same, just with an evil lumberjack with an axe.. that's really wierd..
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#23
i joined the bloods and i was in my grandmas house and i got chased around the living room by a moped with bush on it and then i went outside and i watched two cars one with a giant telescope on it and another with a giant pair of binoculars on it run into eachother.

i dont do any heavy drugs.
#24
One random dream started at Best Buy. My friend and I were playing Guitar Hero demos for no apparent reason when we suddenly started to fly on the guitars, snowboard style. It felt like some corny kids movie. Then it was time to leave so I wanted to get a ride home with my friend, but he left without me. Outside, everything was normal, and Best Buy was in it's usual place (where the one nearest me is in real life), however, there were three or four more Best Buys on the same street. They were even numbered "Best Buy 2" and "Best Buy 3". I finally got up to the main street and hitchhiked, and a few acquaintances from my school picked me up. We drove onto the freeway and I randomly fell out of the car, off the road, and into a pile of tall grass. Then I woke up.
#25
I was shopping at Walmart and the only thing they sold was big blue containers, there were just aisles and aisles of big blue containers stacked on top of each other.

Another one was Avenged Sevenfold crashed their bus into my neighbors house, when they heard me and my friends playing one of their songs they came to my house, and Synyster Gates busted open my door and chucked his guitar into my TV then they left and everyone was freaking out.
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Another one was Avenged Sevenfold crashed their bus into my neighbors house, when they heard me and my friends playing one of their songs they came to my house, and Synyster Gates busted open my door and chucked his guitar into my TV then they left and everyone was freaking out.

I knew it, Avenged Sevenfold is the new Kool Aid Man.
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I knew it, Avenged Sevenfold is the new Kool Aid Man.


Yeah and I just bought a new guitar recently and I could have gotten Synyster Gate's signature guitar for about $150 more so I think it was my dream guilt or something.
#28
mine was kinda like predator, like, there were creatures that were invisible to the naked eye coming to earth to kill everyone, and i was in a shopping mall, standing in the doorway or a piercing shop, suddenly i'm in the book store next door, looking at a cooking book, when samuel L jackson appears outta nowhere, and tells me of the incoming threat (the invisible creatures) and he said that it was my destiny to save the world. we travel down stairs, to where the military are gathering all the ppl in the mall. once everyone was together, we started hiking along a winding road on the edge of a cliff, and we come up to a small shack surrownded by a few palm trees, a few ppl go inside to investigate, and i somehow have heat-sensing goggles in my hand, i put them on, in time to see the invisible creature kill an innocent person, so i grab the nearest gun (which was around the neck of a military guy) and unload the clip, but i miss the creature. everyone sh!ts themselves at this, and no1 knows what to do, which is the time that samuel L jackson and myself take over, and he tells me that we are both immortal, and suddenly i have Connor McLeods sword in my hand. we send all the ppl and the military to a safe place, and set off to destroy the threat.
Then my alarm went off.
i was enjoying that dream!!
#29
I was swimming in a pool of marshmallows in my flip flops, and my boss came out of nowhere screaming, "HHHHGGGGGNNNNNNN!!!!" and his wife told me I had 18 seconds to eject before the bowling alley closed. My friend Tom was there, but he didn't look like Tom and that freaked me out. I love cheese.
#30
I dreamt I saw a platypus underneath a car and it scuttled like a crap.
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#31
I had a dream of white children and black children living peacefully with each other. And then I saw a flash out of the corner of my eye and woke up.

Seriously, I had this dream where I had really, really bad diarrhea, and while I was sitting on the throne I was talking to this girl for some reason, and another girl was having a bath in the tub. Then after I flushed and walked out of the bathroom I walked down stairs, and saw a police car driving away, and my dad standing at the front door, even though he should have been at work. Then he told me my mom had died, and I woke up all 45 seconds later I fell back asleep and I don't think I had a dream (or at least one that I remembered when I woke up)
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#32
while I wouldn't call it random, this is the wierdest dream I've ever had, and also the scariest. I haven't had it in forever (recurring dreams suck) but I still shudder everytime I think about it.

I know this has probably been done before, but if it get's shut down oh well.

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The most messed up dream I've ever had was a reccurring nightmare I had for three weeks straight. I could never remember what the first thing that happens is, but the first thing I remember is being in a gigantic room, so dark I couldn't see the walls, but I somehow knew it was at least twice as big as a football stadium, with nothing in it. The entire room is pitch dark, but I can see myself perfectly, and I know something horrible is trying to find me. I start to run forward, and sudden;y I see a wide staircase, covered in a soft blue light, leading down to the bottom of the room, but ends in darkness. I run down the stairs, and while I don't look back, I can FEEL the darkness covering the steps behind me. I get to the bottum, and continue running for about a minute, when suddenly I hear this sound that I can't even describe, even though I heard it so many times in these dreams. It sound something like a cross between a snarling dog, someone breathing through a scuba tank, and the sound of fingernails against chalkboard. (This noise is still in my head and there is no terms to describe how terrifying it is) I know whatever it is that was folling me has found me, and is in front of me somehow, so I turn around, and instead of the stairway, there is a thin, metal ladder covered in this red light, and soaked in blood. I walk to the ladder, and look at the step, and see that there is sharp pieces of glass and metal sticking straight up out of each step, and I am bare foot. I hear that horrible noise behind me, so I put my hand on the side of the ladder, and step down on the first step. The last thing I always saw befor I woke up was the sight of the nails, glass, and metal shooting out of the top of my foot, (and I always feel pain in my dreams) and a flash of green light with sharp pointed teeth made out of steel.

I've had this dream over 30 times, and it is always exactly the same.
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#33
This freaked me out lol.
I was walking to school, nice bright sunny day. No clouds in the sky and nobody around. I get to school and there is still nobody around, just completely silent and empty. I see movement on the roof of one of the school buildings (they're 3 stories high), so i go up there. I get to the roof and theres about 50 people from my year all standing in rank and file, staring at this television. Now i remember there was a single word on the television, but i dnt remember what it was... They were all staring at it and wouldnt respond to me at all. Suddenly it was stormy and the rain was crashing down, but i heard a car. So i rush to the edge of the roof and look out and see the lights of this car on the road. I hear it crash and i hear some girl scream. Of course im shocked, so i look round at the others for help and they are all looking at me, rain pouring down their staring faces. And my best friend has moved silently and is right in front of me. Without looking away from my eyes, he pushes me off the edge of the building.
I wake up just before i hit the ground.
#34
About 10 years or so ago i remember a dream about lots of animals jumping from rooftop to rooftop on big skyscrapes, like half of noahs ark! LMAO.
#36
I had a dream that people stopped using 'random' as an adjective that meant 'weird'.


It was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#37
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I dreamt I saw a platypus underneath a car and it scuttled like a crap.

Crab? Or did you mean what you typed o.o .

I've had some fairly odd dreams, one I remember is I tried to play a PC game on the hob but then my dad turned the hob on and busted the CD, I was livid!
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#38
2 recently. Cba typing it out again soooo.


(23:26) [Reva Miss Piss™: i also dreamt that me and a few other girls had like flowers from the waist down and i had a pretty pink rose but i had horrid thorny vines for legs
(23:26) [Reva Miss Piss™: was weird
(23:26) cliff.: ooo
(23:26) cliff.: i might draw that up tomorow, haha
(23:26) cliff.: somehow
(23:26) [Reva Miss Piss™: XD
(23:26) [Reva Miss Piss™: coool
(23:27) [Reva Miss Piss™: the vines were black and thorny
(23:27) [Reva Miss Piss™: i couldnt control them
(23:27) cliff.: that is actually really fantasy-like
(23:27) [Reva Miss Piss™: it was like i was my age but i had to learn to walk


and


(21:16) [Reva Miss Piss™: before i start playing mah jong again
(21:16) [Reva Miss Piss™: the dream
(21:16) cliff.: ah yes
(21:16) [Reva Miss Piss™: we were at your house [apparently]
(21:16) [Reva Miss Piss™: but you were there yet
(21:17) [Reva Miss Piss™:
(21:17) [Reva Miss Piss™: and it was dark and i was sat behind an armchair
(21:17) [Reva Miss Piss™: i think i was like a little girl still with a dummy and crawling around
(21:17) [Reva Miss Piss™: and my vision was blurry
(21:17) [Reva Miss Piss™: and you came crawiling round the armchair also as a baby
(21:18) [Reva Miss Piss™: and you put your eye right upto my eye
(21:18) [Reva Miss Piss™: then we were out age
(21:18) cliff.: O___O
(21:18) [Reva Miss Piss™: *our
(21:18) [Reva Miss Piss™: and you took me for food which looked like milk and white chocolate swirly spread but i dont think it was meant to be
(21:19) [Reva Miss Piss™: and it was in a dining room and that was all dark as well
(21:19) [Reva Miss Piss™: like day time with thick curtains drawn
(21:19) [Reva Miss Piss™: and i was stood, not sat at the table
(21:19) [Reva Miss Piss™: and there was a dog and it kepy jumping at the food and i had to keep pushing i away
(21:19) [Reva Miss Piss™: s'all i remember
(21:19) cliff.: you are awesome
(21:19) cliff.: wowww
(21:20) cliff.: i wishh i had dreams like that :/
(21:20) [Reva Miss Piss™: s'weird though
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#39
I was looking underwater through a camera following this evil looking fish around as it ate other fish. It was real graphic like watching their spine snap and stuff.
Then i came out of the water and looked at a pipe coming out the river bank. The pipe wasn't that wide and a badger wrapped in something that looked like a sausage skin, started sliding out. It came out of the skin the started giving birth. It became obvious that whatever was coming out was far too big and the badger started splitting and a dead foxes body came out of it fell into the river and got ate by the fish i was following earlier.
Not my favourite i must say, but certainly the weirdest and most vivid dream i have ever had
#40
i had a dream once where i was walking down my stairs in my house and i turned the corner and my brother was outside on his phone but i noticed there were no windows, just a hole in the wall, but it seemed normal to me. so i kept walking into the kitchen and on the table there was this ugly ass skull that still had a little hair on it sitting there, so i flipped out and stabbed it with a knife and it screamed in a really raspy voice "YOU BROKE MY JAWWWW!!". the weird part was that i could actually feel how hard it was to push the knife into its head. it freaked me out big time when i woke up.

the day after i had that dream i remembered that i went to a baseball game the afternoon before and some lady was frantically trying to give away the rest of her cookies so i took them and ate them. i dont know if that had anything to do with my weird dream
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