Poll: What feels better?
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View poll results: What feels better?
Peeing
34 27%
Cumming
94 73%
Voters: 128.
#1
What feels better?

1) Getting to a toilet/ urinal/ bush or whatever just before you piss yourself. I mean like a second longer and you've made a mess

or 2) An orgasm via masturbation and not any weird kind, just a regular quickie.
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#4
Are you retarded?
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#5
Wow, this is a terrible thread, but the title made me laugh so hard.
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#8
number two... duh? wtf kinda question is that lol
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#10
Well, under ordinary circumstances an orgasm of course (what I voted for). However, there are extenuating circumstances to take into consideration. For instance, if you're drunk and taking a leak, it's the best feeling in the world.
#11
You tell me bognorboy....how would urinating feel better than an orgasm

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#12
Quote by RU Experienced?
Well, under ordinary circumstances an orgasm of course (what I voted for). However, there are extenuating circumstances to take into consideration. For instance, if you're drunk and taking a leak, it's the best feeling in the world.


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#13
Quote by RU Experienced?
Well, under ordinary circumstances an orgasm of course (what I voted for). However, there are extenuating circumstances to take into consideration. For instance, if you're drunk and taking a leak, it's the best feeling in the world.

This.
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#14
Quote by RU Experienced?
Well, under ordinary circumstances an orgasm of course (what I voted for). However, there are extenuating circumstances to take into consideration. For instance, if you're drunk and taking a leak, it's the best feeling in the world.


QFT.

And like the OP said, if you haven't peed in forever and you're just about to burst and piss yourself, it feels amazing to get it out.
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#15
Man, I've had a lot of completely mind blowing orgasms. But if you're talking about just an average one, then I must admit number one is better; bearing in mind, though, we're talking about masturbation only...
#16
Masturbation only, I chose peeing. Taking a slash you've needed for hours is a heavenly feeling.
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#17
Quote by RU Experienced?
Well, under ordinary circumstances an orgasm of course (what I voted for). However, there are extenuating circumstances to take into consideration. For instance, if you're drunk and taking a leak, it's the best feeling in the world.

Most definitly this..
#18
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Masturbation only, I chose peeing. Taking a slash you've needed for hours is a heavenly feeling.


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#20
pretending im having ********* with a hot chick or pissing myself

cum>pee

However peeing leaves less mess unless your incontinent and have no bag
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#22
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+1 I was thinking the exact same thing.


I say peeing. It feels so awesome when you get to piss just in time. Average wanks aren't that great at all.


Edit: Here you go, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcsVPis1iNs
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#25
3) Dropping a giant deuce.
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#28
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#29
I woke up this morning, took a huge piss, it was the best feeling ever, I closed my eyes, and slipped awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..............-Boston
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#30
At my age a good leak is priceless
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#34
Quote by RU Experienced?
Well, under ordinary circumstances an orgasm of course (what I voted for). However, there are extenuating circumstances to take into consideration. For instance, if you're drunk and taking a leak, it's the best feeling in the world.


Absolutely...unless of course, you happen to have that Too-F'd up, leaning slightly back & to the left posture as your letting'er fly...it's mixed emotions at that point.
#36
if ur **** faced drunk, they feel about the same. it's all about the feeling of pure relief that sends euphoria throughout the body.
#38
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lol,

What about the piss after an orgasm? Feels great!

And it goes EVERYWHERE!
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#39
I guess I'm the only one who has done number two and had it feel so good that I was 99.9999999999999999999% sure that it wasn't only piss coming out.
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#40
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Same.

Kind of a disappointment, but the sickness/wrongness of the thread made up anyways
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