#1
found here... again...

http://www.stumpedia.com/instantanswers.html



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You asked:
I LOVE watermelons and KFC don't you?!
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The other user says:
no im not a ******
You say:
how dare you talk bout my people in such a derogitory way!
He/she says:
eh
He/she says:
ima cracker, so what
He/she says:
and i suppose you dont use that word either than
You say:
you a saltine; the buthole of crackers
He/she says:
lol
He/she says:
eexactly
He/she says:
but dont you call your "people" ******s too?
You say:
thats cause we ******s not saltine pussy butholes
He/she says:
ok?
He/she says:
so why can you say it and i cant?
You say:
actually i dont give a **** its just a word. but you still a butthole
He/she says:
lol
He/she says:
sure
He/she says:
because im white, right?
He/she says:
no
He/she says:
im not even white
He/she says:
im native american
You say:
i have respect for you then. we shall exterminate the white devil and consume mass amounts of KFC in the process
He/she says:
i prefer ice cream
You say:
man **** ice cream! i want KFC! can i put a fried chicken wing in ma vanilla twist atleast?
He/she says:
no
He/she says:
thats disgusting
You say:
man **** your personal preferences. i all care bout is me and my taste bud, and my taste buds want kentucky fried vanilla twist chicken cream! so **** you!
He/she says:
eh
He/she says:
maybe later
You say:
you not in the mood now or somthin?
He/she says:
no
He/she says:
im talking to my cracker friend
You say:
man **** yo cracker friend! eat him!
He/she says:
no
He/she says:
im not a cannibal
You say:
you are when im round
You say:
now eat his ****ing flesh
He/she says:
no
He/she says:
i dunt want to
He/she says:
he said, **** you ill enslave you again bitch, now gtfo
You say:
bitch im already out. lets go. you wanna take this outside? well i cant go any further outsude, so lets do this.
He/she says:
lol
He/she says:
not me
He/she says:
him
You say:
bitch you dont know ma wing span
He/she says:
sure
He/she says:
about 9 inches
You say:
you nigga dats ma dick size fo real
He/she says:
yeah....
He/she says:
sure
You say:
soft
He/she says:
and i suppose it sucks itself too?
You say:
no yo mom got dat position filled
You say:
and her mouth filled
He/she says:
hmmm
He/she says:
no
You say:
with semen
He/she says:
what are you 12?
You say:
bitch im 7 and ma name is latarian milton and ma friend smokes wit cigaretes
He/she says:
good job
You say:
we do hoodrat stuff all da time
He/she says:
sure you do
You say:
man **** shure. them headphones suck.
You say:
it all bout bose
He/she says:
shut the **** up
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You say:
get on ma level then ill shut up




After being given permission from Frenchy, I have decided to give this thread another try. Just remember to KEEP IT ANONYMOUS and that's it really!

Form the last thread...
Quote by valennic
READ THIS

Ok you guys, you're going to far with the whole "UG FTW!!" thing.

You guys are being complete dickheads to the guys from FacePunch, I just had a long conversation with one of their higher members, and he showed me some of the things you guys posted.

This means you guys either calm the **** down, or I'm going to the mods, and I guarentee they wont be happy about it.

So STOP WITH THE UG FTW BS

Remember... KEEP IT ANONYMOUS.
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#2
i would replied to this thread but i will get banned because the pear is forrbiden

*lolwut*
Quote by .HUZZAH.
Just hit all the strings at once, raping your e string and making retardly out of place pinch harmonics

oh wait, this isn't a slipknot concert..

FREEBIRD!


And the amish said let their be CHEESE...
#6
I have a question Zeppelin.


WHAT'S YOUR AVATAR FROM!?
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#7
lol I had a conversation about chicken
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Taking the piss out of Americans is like bullying retards, it's unashamedly one-sided but extremely gratifying.
#8
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I have a question Zeppelin.


WHAT'S YOUR AVATAR FROM!?


its Flight of The Conchords. :]
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#9
Quote by ldzppln81
its Flight of The Conchords. :]


Not you... ಠ_ಠ
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#11
Quote by _-=Ali C=-_
who the hell is obsessed with prague?!


Wait...

What?
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#13
Quote by ldzppln81
no. not you.


Shup foo or I'll unleash the fury!
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#14
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Wait...

What?


someone was like what is the prague currency is it a worthwhile investment, where are they in world rankings and **** like that

and can u divide by 0 in prague.
#15
This didn't work due to UG spamming useless questions and insulting the uses on it...

I guess you either lay down the ultimatum that UG won't participate in it if there's unacceptable behaviour, or just close the thread.
#16
You asked:
What are the notes in a Gm7b5 chord?
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“Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.”


-Max Planck

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#17
From the last one me and IMMABBALLPLAYER

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Their question:
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
do you dare step through the dungeon to the left or take the path to the right
The other user says:
dungeon to the left
You say:
Near the door there is a sleeping Ogar do you try to sneak past or keep your distance
He/she says:
sneak past
You say:
as you slowly tip toe by the beast awakes you must roll the dice and let the numbers choose your fate
He/she says:
*rolls dice* 12
You say:
The beast swings his club and it grazes you roll again to find out your damage
He/she says:
*rolls dice* 6
You say:
Half of your health is lost but you make it through the room and close the door behind you
You say:
you are in a seemingly endless hall there is a torch on the wall dare you venture forth or turn back
He/she says:
venture forth
You say:
down the long corridor there appears to be three doors which one shall you enter
He/she says:
door 2
You say:
in the door there is a cloaked man who turns to you and says "What are ya buyin?"
He/she says:
one potion
You say:
that will be 200 trinkets will you pay, attempt to kill him and steal this potion, grab the potion and flee back to the unknown hall way
He/she says:
attempt to kill him and steal the potion
You say:
as you reach for the potion the merchant pulls a dagar from his cloak and stabs you in the side with the dagger penetrating about two inches
You say:
do you continue fighting or flee to the hall
He/she says:
continue fighting
You say:
as the merchant trys to stab again you have time to cast a single spell, roll the dice to find out your fate
He/she says:
*rolls dice* 2
You say:
the merchant is cast in stone as he lunged for you once more
You say:
you return to the hallway do you drink the potion or try another door
He/she says:
try another door
You say:
which door do you choose
He/she says:
1
You say:
the room appears empty what shall thoust do
He/she says:
drink potion
You say:
Your wounds are healed but you feel a bit funny you are unsure for know as to what you have just consumed
He/she says:
uh oh... okay, I open door 3
You say:
behind door three you find a scantily clad female elf what will thoust do
He/she says:
I have my way with her of course
You say:
as you go down to pull down her undergarments you find something strange and realize its a trap and not a female at all
You say:
what shall thoust do
He/she says:
kill it with fire
You say:
where shalt thoust get thine fire
He/she says:
from the torch in the hallway
You say:
You light the cursed trap on fire and from its corpse drops an oddly shaped pipe
He/she says:
i pick up the pipe
You say:
the pipe is still warm and a sweet smelling aroama is coming from it
You say:
what shall thoust do
He/she says:
put it in thine knapsack
You say:
you begin to expore this room further and find three pedistoles that could raise something when pressure is applied
You say:
what will you do
He/she says:
apply the pressure
You say:
on which pedistole
He/she says:
3
You say:
part of the wall begins to lift and you see light ahead do you make a dash out or try the other pedistols
He/she says:
make a dash out
You say:
you narrowly escape with the wall crashing down behind you
You say:
you are now on a path that forks in two directions the left leading to a swamp the right to a group of heroin users which do you take
He/she says:
to the right
You say:
as you approach the users you realize you need a disguise to blend in to make it buy what shall you disguise with
He/she says:
my hood over my face
You say:
as you try to pass the users shove you back
You say:
possibly something in your bag will allow you to blend in
He/she says:
take out the pipe
You say:
as you walk through the group a strange man lights the pipe and you inhale deeply
He/she says:
and...
You say:
you make it paste the heroin users but you look down and see that the potion has made your skin a dark brown
He/she says:
oh shi-
You say:
you continue further and realized this whole time you have been smoking crack and you have to pay your child support
You say:
do you pay or spend the money on more drugs
He/she says:
pay
You say:
you send $50 for each of your seven children knowing your money is not going to them
You say:
you have $20 left how will you spend it
He/she says:
on cheetos and funyuns
You say:
you walk down the street to the corner store and pick up as many bags of snacks as you can carry
You say:
but the man in front of you in line pulls a gun and begins to rob the store
You say:
what shall you do
He/she says:
sacrifice myself
You say:
elaborate
He/she says:
when he shoots, I jump in front of the bullet saving the clerk
You say:
as you jump in front of him you realize "Niggas gun aint real" what shall you do
He/she says:
I get on my bike
You say:
you run out cheetos and funyons still in hand and begin to peddle as fast as you can
You say:
you make it to your appartment complex but you realize you left your keys inside
He/she says:
wat
You say:
you escape to your apartment with your snacks but have no keys
He/she says:
eat the snacks
You say:
you quickly eat all of your food and as you sit against your door you begin to develop a thirst
He/she says:
break in through window
You say:
you have no window inside you live in a run down appartment complex
He/she says:
kick in door
You say:
in the process of kicking in the door you end up just making a large hole in it
He/she says:
stick arm through hole to unlock
You say:
you enter your apartment not caring about the hole you just made in your ****ty door
You say:
what will you do next
He/she says:
drink, until i pass out
You say:
wait will you drink all you have is expired forties and some tap water
He/she says:
expired forties
You say:
you drink one and realize it is not that bad but your other ones lid seems to be stuck on how shall thoust get it off
He/she says:
breaking the top of bottle
You say:
you slam the bottle against the side of your refrigerator and the glass shatters and some of the precious malt liquor spills on the floor
You say:
what shall thoust do
He/she says:
commit suicide
You say:
how>
He/she says:
by casting a self-destruct spell on me
You say:
you have no spells you are a lonely black man who thought he was a wizard well smoking crack
He/she says:
do i have a gun on me? most addicts do
You say:
your robe is actally a garbage back and your hat is a dirty sock
You say:
you have no gun it has been sold for crack
He/she says:
... oh ****
He/she says:
hmm
He/she says:
i'll od
You say:
youve spent your last twenty dollars on snack foods where will you get the drugs
You say:
you do not get your welfare check for another two weeks
He/she says:
.... well, i'll just go to the rehab center on 32nd street
He/she says:
and my life will be happy from then on working at KFC
You say:
the rehab center is full at the moment your name has been put on a waiting list
You say:
what will thoust do
He/she says:
i don't know
He/she says:
I think that's where the story ends.
You say:
you can call your slutty friend laquisha and ask for money
He/she says:
ok
You say:
you sit around on the corner and beg for change and call laquisha she picks up her phone and says "Nigga who dis be"

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Quote by _-=Ali C=-_
lol that was well funny ^

Agreed.

You say:
you enter your apartment not caring about the hole you just made in your ****ty door

“Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.”


-Max Planck

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#21
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I have a question Zeppelin.


WHAT'S YOUR AVATAR FROM!?

It's from John Carpender's Assault On Precinct 13.
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#22
Quote by metal4all
Agreed.

You say:
you enter your apartment not caring about the hole you just made in your ****ty door




lol the best bits where you realize that you are really a crack addict and your robe was a bin bag and your hat a sock ha ha haa
#23
Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
It's from John Carpender's Assault On Precinct 13.


Thank you!

Quote by ldzppln81
its on budd.


It's on like Donkey Kong!
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#25
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You asked:
If I can 360 flip lip slide the biggest hand rail in front of thousands of screaming fans, why cant I find a chill girl?
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The other user says:
i slide my tongue between your young pussy lips and rub it back and forth across your cute little clit
He/she says:
oh shit
He/she says:
wrong window
He/she says:
fuck sorry
You say:
uhhh
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#26
I currently have someone wasting 20+ minutes on a math problem I made up. I'll post it and give corresponding starting and finshing times to see how much of his time he threw away thinking he was helping someone.


Edit: ****, he left. Oh well, 26 minutes, timed.

Editola:
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You asked:
What is a good substitute for anal lube?
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Connected in chat session (21 seconds).
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The other user says:
no anal lube
He/she says:
ramming and slamming
You say:
Really?
He/she says:
yes
You say:
Have you tried it? Sounds dangerous
He/she says:
then the blood does the job of the lube
Last edited by MrMojoRisin' at Jun 25, 2008,
#27
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You asked:
Yea, can I get a number 5 with a Dr. Pepper?
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The other user says:
Ok that'll be 4.99 please drive up to the next window to pay
You say:
oh wait can I get that with some nuggets
You say:
and make it super value plus
He/she says:
Ok that'll come to...
He/she says:
6.50
You say:
Ok so I just pull up to the next window?
He/she says:
yep
You say:
Alright... heres 6.50
He/she says:
Thank, enjoy your meal
You say:
FIRE IN THE HOOOOLE!!!!
He/she says:
OH SHI-

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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#28
Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
All conversations are public.
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You asked:
Yea, can I get a number 5 with a Dr. Pepper?
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Connected in chat session (20 seconds).
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The other user says:
Ok that'll be 4.99 please drive up to the next window to pay
You say:
oh wait can I get that with some nuggets
You say:
and make it super value plus
He/she says:
Ok that'll come to...
He/she says:
6.50
You say:
Ok so I just pull up to the next window?
He/she says:
yep
You say:
Alright... heres 6.50
He/she says:
Thank, enjoy your meal
You say:
FIRE IN THE HOOOOLE!!!!
He/she says:
OH SHI-


Whoa, that was me.
#30
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You asked:
Hey, Ryan Sheckler here. I was just wondering... Why can't I find a chill girl?!
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Connected in chat session (10 seconds).
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The other user says:
because you have a bigger vagina than most of them

The other user left the discussion.


I guess I'm destined to be alone forever.
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.