#1
We have the relashonship thread... And in the past I've seen a few threads about breakup...(and stfu about the serachbar because we all know she dumped your ass and she didnt find a thread like this).
Therefore I've dedicated a thread to the less fortunate UG'er's

Post your breakup stories here.
UG's HIPPIE
#2
I've never gone through a breakup worth noting, but I've got a reputation for rejecting girls.
#3
Quote by Flying Couch
I've never gone through a breakup worth noting, but I've got a reputation for rejecting girls.

Why would you want that? Do you like boys?
#4
^hahahaha

make them break up with you.
Quote by GiantRaven
You are not human.

I am totally serious.

Quote by tilinmyowngrave
I was inspired by someone saying they had Millionaire on their Ipod

he's talking about me!
#5
Quote by Dox
Why would you want that? Do you like boys?

No. I've had to reject a few boys as well.

I just suck at attracting people I'm interested in.
#6
I broke up with a girl before band once...she could barely play her flute. You should have seen the directors face.

I felt awful, but I had to get out of that relationship. It was torture; she ate her peas one at a time with a fork. It was straight out of an episode of Seinfeld!
Quote by shattamakar
The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#9
I've never broken up with a woman. I've only been in one relationship though.

Also, yeah...It's hard to get a girlfriend if you're constantly in the pit.
#10
Once a girl broke up with me, then at the school football game later that night when I was walking to my friends with a coke in my hands she came running up to me crying and hugged me saying she was sorry. Bitch made me drop my coke.