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#1
this could either be epic win or srsly fail, but, post a picture of your orgasm face!
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#3
Gear
Fender Thinline Telecaster Deluxe

1983 Aria Pro II XX Deluxe Flying V

2007 S101 EGU34

1963 Kay Vanguard

1964 Kay Vanguard

AXL Badwater SRO

Hondo Strat

1974 Acoustic(brand) 134 4x10 combo

Epiphone Valve Jr.
#6


We never did stop to ask what's behind the guitar...

EDIT: Lol at Janet Reno.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#7
Quote by snipelfritz


We never did stop to ask what's behind the guitar...

EDIT: Lol at Janet Reno.

or who
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#8
Best. Thread. Ever.
Quote by dillonrips7

I like to pretend I'm Johnny Depp, and scissor away at my crotch.

Quote by _InsanitY_
holy **** awesome win right there

Quote by Shadowenspirit
/win!
#9
Is anyone actually going to do it? lol
Gear:
Electric
Yamaha RGX520
Fender Strat HSS

Acoustic
1952 Martin and Co 00-18.
Yamaha FGX730SCA

Amp
Fender Twin Reverb
Fender Amp FM25 DSP

Pedals
Boss DS-1
#11
Quote by jxmxaxn
Is anyone actually going to do it? lol



I doubt it, look at the thread so far.
I was an Internet Witness in the mike.h Murder Case.
Quote by Pauldapro
this man is right. everything he says is right. so, stop killing people and get therapy ffs
#21
New To Town With A Made Up Name

In The Angel's City

Chasing Fortune And Fame
09/03/2012
#23


That's actually me. I'm Shaq. You may have seen me in that movie Shazam.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#24
Quote by keithmoon15


the guitar you see is actually my penis. it looks like that.


HOLY HELL THTS AWESOME keithmoon15 you are GAWD!
#26
Quote by aig91


who is that? looks so familiar.
Quote by Jackintehbox
Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

Quote by deathbat831
hahaha i thought you wrote Philidelphia all the way, i was like yeah philidelphias cool i spose

Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
I'm always too embarrassed to buy condoms. Saran wrap is cheaper, anyway.
#27
Quote by Punkismygod
u start lol

ok, fine:


that also expresses my feelings towards the direction in which my poor thread has gone...
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#28
looks likes pearl jam singer
When I was in highschool 4 or 5 years ago my history teacher crapped herself (she had a problem, she was wearing dippers and all that but damn it was retarded and funny as hell).

You could hear the farts all over the classroom, lol.
#30
Quote by clay pots
who is that? looks so familiar.

Allen Collins.
New To Town With A Made Up Name

In The Angel's City

Chasing Fortune And Fame
09/03/2012
#32


Quote by XxGloriousxX
i was flirting with this chick; tickling her and stuff. and she started tickling me, but i had taco bell the night before. so when she poked my side i let out this MONSTER of a fart and im sure it smell bad too.


#35
Quote by theking182
ok, fine:
*facepalm.jpg*
that also expresses my feelings towards the direction in which my poor thread has gone...

Bah, this thread has provided teh lulz.

I'm liking this one.
#37
Quote by Doppelgänger
Bah, this thread has provided teh lulz.

I'm liking this one.

well, that makes me feel better at least.

post on!
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#39
I will be brave an make the first post of myself:



That is my girlfriend down at the bottom. If you can't tell, her shoulder is pleasuring me.

god I love shoulder sex.
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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