#1
oh yes its another battle thread
reading all about george carlin this week made me think of all of the other amazing comedians as well.

WHICH ONE IS UG'S FAVORITE?
during your turn, you add a +1 to a comedian's health and -1 from a different comedian's
health. When a comedian's health reaches 0, they are eliminated.

for example
BEFORE:
carlos mencia=10
dave chappelle=10

AFTER:
carlos mencia=9 HURT
dave chappelle=11 HEAL

GO!!


George Carlin=10
Dave Chappelle=10
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=10
Dane Cook=10
Jim Gaffigan=10
Steve Martin=10
Chris Rock=10
Mitch Hedburg=10
Patton Oswalt=10
#5
George Carlin=11 (+1)
Dave Chappelle=12
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=10
Dane Cook=7 (-1)
Jim Gaffigan=10
Steve Martin=10
Chris Rock=10
Mitch Hedburg=10
Patton Oswalt=10
#6
George Carlin=11
Dave Chappelle=12
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=10
Dane Cook=6 (-1)
Jim Gaffigan=10
Steve Martin=10
Chris Rock=10
Mitch Hedburg=11 +1
Patton Oswalt=10
#7
George Carlin=11
Dave Chappelle=13 (+1)
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=10
Dane Cook=5 (-1)
Jim Gaffigan=10
Steve Martin=10
Chris Rock=10
Mitch Hedburg=11
Patton Oswalt=10
I got in everyone's hostile little face. Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened.
Funky Muthafucka Of The Bass Militia. PM Nutter_101 To Join.
UG Irish Clan-Póg mo thóin
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#8
George Carlin=11
Dave Chappelle=13
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=10
Dane Cook=4 Hurt
Jim Gaffigan=10
Steve Martin=10
Chris Rock=10
Mitch Hedburg=12 Heal
Patton Oswalt=10
kill all humans
#9
George Carlin=12 HEAL +1
Dave Chappelle=13
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=10
Dane Cook=4
Jim Gaffigan=10
Steve Martin=10
Chris Rock=9 HURT -1
Mitch Hedburg=12 Heal
Patton Oswalt=10
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#10
George Carlin=12
Dave Chappelle=13
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=10
Dane Cook=4
Jim Gaffigan=10
Steve Martin=9 HURT
Chris Rock=9
Mitch Hedburg=12
Patton Oswalt=11 HEAL

Seriously, Steve Martin? He hasn't been funny since the 70's.

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This too.
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#12
George Carlin=12
Dave Chappelle=13
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=10
Dane Cook=3 HURT
Jim Gaffigan=11 HEAL
Steve Martin=9
Chris Rock=9
Mitch Hedburg=12
Patton Oswalt=11
#13
There is serious lack of Bill Hicks in this thread.
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#14
So many better comedians should be here.

How about Eddie Murohy? Jerry Seinfeld? Steven Wright? Pablo Francisco?
#15
George Carlin=12
Dave Chappelle=14 (+1)
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=10
Dane Cook=2 (-1)
Jim Gaffigan=11
Steve Martin=9
Chris Rock=9
Mitch Hedburg=12
Patton Oswalt=11
I got in everyone's hostile little face. Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened.
Funky Muthafucka Of The Bass Militia. PM Nutter_101 To Join.
UG Irish Clan-Póg mo thóin
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Beast Within, you're awesome.
#17
George Carlin=12
Dave Chappelle=14
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=10
Dane Cook=2
Jim Gaffigan=10(-1)HURT
Steve Martin=10(+1)HEAL
Chris Rock=9
Mitch Hedburg=12
Patton Oswalt=11
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i realize the longshot that is. little giant to humongous one.


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#18
George Carlin=12
Dave Chappelle=14
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=10
Dane Cook=1(-1)
Jim Gaffigan=11(+1)
Steve Martin=10
Chris Rock=9
Mitch Hedburg=12
Patton Oswalt=11
#19
George Carlin=12
Dave Chappelle=14
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=10
Dane Cook=0 HURT ELIM.
Jim Gaffigan=11
Steve Martin=10
Chris Rock=9
Mitch Hedburg=13 HEAL
Patton Oswalt=11

18 posts in and Mr. Cook's already eliminated.
Last edited by Doppelgänger at Jun 28, 2008,
#20
George Carlin=12
Dave Chappelle=13 Hurt
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=10
Dane Cook=0
Jim Gaffigan=12 Heal
Steve Martin=10
Chris Rock=9
Mitch Hedburg=13
Patton Oswalt=11
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#21
George Carlin=12
Dave Chappelle=13
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=11 heal
Dane Cook=0
Jim Gaffigan=11 hurt
Steve Martin=10
Chris Rock=9
Mitch Hedburg=13
Patton Oswalt=11
#22
George Carlin=12
Dave Chappelle=13
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=11
Dane Cook=0
Jim Gaffigan=12 Heal
Steve Martin=10
Chris Rock=8 Hurt
Mitch Hedburg=13
Patton Oswalt=11
#23
EDIT:

George Carlin=12
Dave Chappelle=13
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=11
Dane Cook=0
Jim Gaffigan=12
Steve Martin=10
Chris Rock=7 HURT
Mitch Hedburg=14 HEAL
Patton Oswalt=11
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#24
George Carlin=13 HEAL
Dave Chappelle=13
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=11
Dane Cook=0
Jim Gaffigan=12
Steve Martin=9 HURT
Chris Rock=7
Mitch Hedburg=14
Patton Oswalt=11
#25
George Carlin=13
Dave Chappelle=13
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=11
Dane Cook=0 how can u eliminate him you bastards =P
Jim Gaffigan=12
Steve Martin=9
Chris Rock=7
Mitch Hedburg=15 HEAL
Patton Oswalt=10 HURT
#26
Not Dane Cook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#27
George Carlin=12 HURT
Dave Chappelle=13
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=11
Jim Gaffigan=12
Steve Martin=9
Chris Rock=7
Mitch Hedburg=16 HEAL
Patton Oswalt=10
#28
George Carlin=13
Dave Chappelle=14 HEAL
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=11
Dane Cook=0
Jim Gaffigan=12
Steve Martin=8 HURT
Chris Rock=7
Mitch Hedburg=15
Patton Oswalt=10
#29
Where the fuck is Greg Giraldo?

George Carlin=12
Dave Chappelle=14
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=11
Jim Gaffigan=13 Heal
Steve Martin=8
Chris Rock=7
Mitch Hedburg=15 Hurt
Patton Oswalt=10
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Women's rights.
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Kensai's life.
#30
George Carlin=12
Dave Chappelle=13 hurt
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=12 heal
Jim Gaffigan=13
Steve Martin=8
Chris Rock=7
Mitch Hedburg=15
Patton Oswalt=10
The only things we hate are those things we try to hide from others.

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#31
George Carlin=13 HEAL
Dave Chappelle=13
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=12
Jim Gaffigan=13
Steve Martin=8
Chris Rock=6 HURT
Mitch Hedburg=15
Patton Oswalt=10
Get a Carvin. Do it.
#32
George Carlin=14 HEAL
Dave Chappelle=13
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=11 HURT
Jim Gaffigan=13
Steve Martin=8
Chris Rock=6
Mitch Hedburg=15
Patton Oswalt=10
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#35
George Carlin=14
Dave Chappelle=13
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=11
Jim Gaffigan=13
Steve Martin=7 -1
Chris Rock=6
Mitch Hedburg=16 +1
Patton Oswalt=10
Did i eat too many?
did I jump in too fast?
how long's this shit last?
Everyone take off ya mask, I lost my grasp



Like weeds?
#36
George Carlin=14
Dave Chappelle=13+1
Richard Pryor=10+1
Steve Wright=11
Jim Gaffigan=13+1
Steve Martin=8-1
Chris Rock=6-1
Mitch Hedburg=17+1
Patton Oswalt=10

I'm very glad Dane Cook was eliminated so early on, I just watched Dan In Real Life, and did not laugh once at any of Cook's lines. Moar like Dane C*ck amirite.
ALWAYS

WANNA BE WITH YOU,
MAKE BELIEV
E WITH YOU,
AND L
IVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY,



OH, LOOVE!
Last edited by SG Man Forever at Jun 29, 2008,
#37
George Carlin=13 (-1)
Dave Chappelle=13
Richard Pryor=10
Steve Wright=11
Jim Gaffigan=14 (+1 i guess)
Steve Martin=8
Chris Rock=6
Mitch Hedburg=17
Patton Oswalt=10

Did somebody get those posts that didnt recopy the chart? you can only add to one and take from one...