#1
I found this in the most recent issue of Decibel, and thought it was funny/awesome.

http://theblackoven.blogspot.com/

Now, I know what you might be thinking, "What? How is baking metal? Unless it contains the blood of the innocent and the head of a virgin topped with a delicious french vanilla coating, IT'S NOT METAL!!!".

Well, I think Ms. Megan Parrish might be the exception.

According to Decibel, "Self-taught, Parrish realized that--aside from knitting and her one-girl band specializing in funeral dirges--there was nothing she loved more than baking to black metal. "I sat down and was like, 'Oh my god, I need to bake some scones to go with this Darkthrone song.'"

Also, the names of her foods are quite amazing.


Thoughts? Discuss.
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#2
there supposed to have mercury frosting not french vanilla
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#3
I'm hungry now, those Frostbitten Molasses Cookies Entombed with Ginger look pretty damn good.
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"These confections are truly fit for a Transylvanian hunger."
I was won over there.

And these sound delicious, I shall try these.
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"These confections are truly fit for a Transylvanian hunger."
I was won over there.

And these sound delicious, I shall try these.Ugh, starting to get sick of Metalocalypse references.

couldnt resist lol i been watching tons of things just to pass time for summer and like a week ago i watch the half of the first season.
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Yeah, I'm going to have to try some of these, myself.

Also, if I ever met a chick like this, I would have to marry her on the spot.

Hell, if I saw ANY decent looking chick in my area utter the words "listening to Darkthrone" in any kind of positive way, I would probably marry her.
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Yeah, I'm going to have to try some of these, myself.

Also, if I ever met a chick like this, I would have to marry her on the spot.

Hell, if I saw ANY decent looking chick in my area utter the words "listening to Darkthrone" in any kind of positive way, I would probably marry her.



YEAHHHHHHH BOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sorry, I was listening to public enemy earlier.
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*insert old as time black metal chocolate cookie baking vid*
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#11
Ehh, the metal-themed burgers from Chicago were better. But baked confections are certainly metal.
#14
Man some of that food looks savage
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shes like the Martha Stewart of Metal
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#18
In a perfect world everything would be as stark and void of color as these cupcakes. They are baneful in their absolute disdain for your tastelessness, and are true misanthropes as far as baked goods go.

I mean, COME ON!!! How much more badass could a cupcake be?

Trick question.

It can't.
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#20
I loved the descriptions.

These confections are sinister entities, thinly veiled under a cloak of cream cheese innocence



I'm pretty sure lemon curd doesn't exist in Norway. However, if by some miracle Odin had bestowed upon the snow beaten north the gift of citrus, the vikings would have probably made these.


Boiled down to its very essence, metal is nothing more than a mixture of molasses and alienation. By that definition, these cookies are black ****ing metal.
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#21
^The second and third ones had me in stitches.

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#22
I totally thought this was about smoking dope while listening to metal. which kicks ass.