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#1
so yeah it's pretty obvious i got this thread idea from the classic embarrassing horny things you did as a kid thread. so pit, share examples of times in which you were younger and did violent things for embarrassing or stupid reasons, or perhaps on accident.
I remember when i was around 5 i was at a friends house and we were fake wrestling (which is embarrassing in itself, mind you i lived in mississippi at the the time) and i got pissed at him because he "cheated" or something and i was just sitting with my legs out in front of me and he started to like walk/crawl towards me and so in my anger i lifted my feet up and just like kicked him really hard in the chest and he fell back and hit his head on the table and started crying, at which point i profusely apologized and tried to convince him not to tell on me. i can't remember what happened after that, and i bet he doesn't either
gooooooooooo!

EDIT: i also remember this time when we were playing 4 square at recess in like 2nd grade and this group of douchebags kept stealing the ball and running around the playground with it. naturally we all chased them, and when i finally caught up to the kid who had the ball, i tackled him into the woodchips and proceeded to bite his arm until he gave me the ball back.
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#3
this one time...I got so pissed at a video game I threw my controller in the corner and it broke ...oh wait that was like a few months ago
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#4
hmm.
erm.
Once , i almost choked myself.
But, i decided against it.
jkz!.
erm..
I threw a supersoaker at my friend and hit him in the head once though...
#5
Why did the TS say "classic embarrassing horny things"?

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#6
M-80s in ant hills. Typical rural Texas stuff.
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#8
i stole this kids dominos in pre-school and when he asked for theem back i threw him down the stairs
#10
When I was about 7 I used to get angry when people pronounced my name wrong as "rice" so I chased this group of 12year olds with a cinderblock and smacked one of them in the head with it.

When I was 8, some kid kept flicking me in the ear, so I punched him in the face and pushed out of a window.

When I was 5 or so, someone tried to steal my abra pokemon toy, so I started hitting him on the head.

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#11
I got mad at one of my neighbors and from what my parents told me, i threw a rock at the back of her head. Also, i got this mini pinball machine for christmas and i got pissed and smashed the plastic cover with my hand...Not really violent but i remember going to the sales place for mobile homes and me and my friend (i was with my friend's parents) went and hid from her brother and hid in a closet like thing, and then we got stuck and so we started crying and eventually got out but broke the mirror on the outside...Her parent's had to pay some big fee to get it fixed
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#12
I was listening to an ipod and the teacher asked for.
I looked that teacher in the eye and said hell no. and threw the ipod on the floor.
It broke.
#13
Quote by PunkPenguin333
so yeah it's pretty obvious i got this thread idea from the classic embarrassing horny things you did as a kid thread. so pit, share examples of times in which you were younger and did violent things for embarrassing or stupid reasons, or perhaps on accident.
I remember when i was around 5 i was at a friends house and we were fake wrestling (which is embarrassing in itself, mind you i lived in mississippi at the the time) and i got pissed at him because he "cheated" or something and i was just sitting with my legs out in front of me and he started to like walk/crawl towards me and so in my anger i lifted my feet up and just like kicked him really hard in the chest and he fell back and hit his head on the table and started crying, at which point i profusely apologized and tried to convince him not to tell on me. i can't remember what happened after that, and i bet he doesn't either
gooooooooooo!



Almost that same thing happened to me, except when he cheated I sat on his back and start smashing his face into the ground. I then realised what I did ran and locked myself in the bathroom for 3 hours.

I didn't really do this but it happened to me, my cousin sprayed me with a supersoaker in the eyes and I ran into a big light post and had a massive lump for a while.
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#14
My brother and I beat the shit out of each other many, many times.

Looking back, I am amazed at the resilience of the human body.
#16
When I was little I hit a girl in the head with a wiffle ball bat because she wouldn't shut up.


I met her again my freshman year in High School and she reminded me.
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#18
I have another where I hit some kid over the head with one of those yellow metal big toy truck things, though I'm not sure if I hit the kid or the kid hit me.
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When I was little I hit a girl in the head with a wiffle ball bat because she wouldn't shut up.


I met her again my freshman year in High School and she reminded me.


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#20
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I have another where I hit some kid over the head with one of those yellow metal big toy truck things, though I'm not sure if I hit the kid or the kid hit me.



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#22
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if you can't remeber then the kid probably hit you.....


Lol I seem to remember getting stitches once so maybe he did hit me.


Oh and I got another one, I remember when I was like seven and my sister was on the staircase wearing a bicycle helmet. Well I wanted to test the helmet so I smacked her on the head with a wood baseball bat I remember the helmet breaking and getting in alot of ****.
#23
My cousin is a total spazz, he was playing pokemon and he couldn't beat misty so in anger, he bit into the cartridge while it was in the gameboy, which broke it. He says he got an electric shock, but I don't think thats possible.
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#24
I hit my brother over the head with a chair
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#25
One time during recess we were playing hockey and I was in net, and this kid got some crazy goal on me out of nowhere, and I considered myself pretty good back then. So I punched him in the face at the end of recess out of anger. Don't remember anything else about that.

And some other time in grade school, some kid stole one of my Crazy Bones, so I chased him and pushed him over, then soccer kicked him in the head a few times. Toys were worth fighting for back in the day.
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#26
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I was listening to an ipod and the teacher asked for.
I looked that teacher in the eye and said hell no. and threw the ipod on the floor.
It broke.

Ipods came out like 4 years ago so you are like 10 or something.
#28
Grade three, some kid hit me over the head with a math text book, because I was sleeping. When I realized wtf happened I started to punch him as hard as I could, he ran out crying. :\

I didn't do this, but it pretty much scared me for life, good friend of mine grabbed two rabbits by the ears in each hand and beat them against walls and each other until the ears came off the heads...
#29
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Ipods came out like 4 years ago so you are like 10 or something.


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#30
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Grade three, some kid hit me over the head with a math text book, because I was sleeping. When I realized wtf happened I started to punch him as hard as I could, he ran out crying. :\

I didn't do this, but it pretty much scared me for life, good friend of mine grabbed two rabbits by the ears in each hand and beat them against walls and each other until the ears came off the heads...



#31
I kicked a friend so hard in the bollocks that he started bleeding out of his bell end.
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#32
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I didn't do this, but it pretty much scared me for life, good friend of mine grabbed two rabbits by the ears in each hand and beat them against walls and each other until the ears came off the heads...


#33
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I kicked a friend so hard in the bollocks that he started bleeding out of his bell end.

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#35
I wasn't violent.....

Someone i know stabbed someone in the arm with a screwdriver though, that was pretty random
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#37
Used to swear alot.
Oh and imitating WWF wrestlers.
Even got into a fight for some ****ty cut out drawn champion ship belt. Lol really.

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#38
i used to get into fights like every day at school til i got into high school, and everyone else started growing Then at like 15 it started again lol.
I seem to remember stabbing a kid in the arm with a pencil for some reason.
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#39
Apparently once when I was little, we were in the local RSL in the family room, I was attempting to stick something into a powerpoint next to an arcade machine, my parents weren't looking right at that moment so an old lady came up to me and kindly stopped me from doing so. It went down something like this:

Old lady: "OH No sweetheart, don't do that!"

Me: "FUCK OFF YOU OLD BAG!"

Horrified old lady and my parents followed.
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#40
Me and my friend were pretending that we were our favorite power rangers, I was the green ranger, and he was the blue ranger. We got into an argument as to who is the better power ranger, and I showed him that the green ranger is far superior to all the rest by roundhouse kicking him in the face and breaking his glasses.
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