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#1
name a bad place to have sex.

On a Beach no towel.....
sand and friction make intense heat

In a sauna.....
way to damn hot
#3
In a bush next to a busy road.
It simply doesn't work.
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#6
Quote by *Juno*
On TS's mums back while shes sleeping


oh man you got so badly owned TS
Originally Posted by smb
I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course.

Quote by MetalBass 77
sonsie knows all
#7
Quote by *Juno*
Im cailing for fail


MAN THE HARPOONS

yea... i love shark fishing
#8
Quote by Myxer
yea... i love shark fishing


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Originally Posted by smb
I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course.

Quote by MetalBass 77
sonsie knows all
#10
Back seat of a car, damn seatbelt clasps dig in and put you off you're stride.
#11
Quote by sonsie
oh man you got so badly owned TS

i would want to see that. that would be halarious
#12
In your parent's room.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#13
Quote by l3xbi
a mosh pit.

i hate mosh pits i saw a kid get drop-kicked in the face on youtube...... i was like **** that
#14
In the nostrils.
Quote by Albert Einstein
Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh. NUH-UH. NOPE. NO! NOPE! WRONG! NO! UR AN IDIOT! STFU! GTFO!



Quote by genghisgandhi
Eyebrows has no Whoopi Goldberg, for never is she surprised?

#16
in the sea, the salt water robs you of any of the natural lubrication generously provided by your lady friend
#17
Quote by AlecMag
In your parent's room.

no...
its plausible though it be weird
#19
How about in your girlfriend's parents bed- getting caught and being chased out of the house naked with a condom still on my ****. Then, having to run to a friend's house to borrow some clothes. That was the worst place ive ever had sex
#20
Quote by Myxer

In a sauna.....
way to damn hot

You don't have to let the sauna's temperature get to 100 degrees celsius if you don't want to, you know?
Quote by Myxer
i hate mosh pits i saw a kid get drop-kicked in the face on youtube...... i was like **** that


Let me guess, were the people in the moshpit 14 years old? Did they have greasy hair? Were they fighting invisible ninjas?
Last edited by Pingis_Or_Death at Jun 26, 2008,
#21
Quote by mamason282
How about in your girlfriend's parents bed- getting caught and being chased out of the house naked with a condom still on my ****. Then, having to run to a friend's house to borrow some clothes. That was the worst place ive ever had sex

#26
Quote by Myxer
i hate mosh pits i saw a kid get drop-kicked in the face on youtube...... i was like **** that


i actually loled on that
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#27
Quote by Snap017
A Tempurpedic bed...

It absorbs movement...

Just think about it.

lol good point. I say on the seat of a sea-doo.. it's just too easy to tip over and could ruin the climax

EDIT
Quote by mamason282
How about in your girlfriend's parents bed- getting caught and being chased out of the house naked with a condom still on my ****. Then, having to run to a friend's house to borrow some clothes. That was the worst place ive ever had sex

I lol'd at that because I have almost been caught in the same situation

Last edited by FourFortyFour at Jun 26, 2008,
#29
In a movie theater

In a public park
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#30
inside a tractor
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#33
on a crucifix
Quote by mh.666
This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#35
On the eiffel tower
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#36
on any kind of inflatable furnature
Quote by griffRG7321
become a circumsizer, you get like £60,000 a year + tips.

Quote by Flying Couch
Because I'm not aerodynamic. All the other airborne furniture laugh at me.

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#38
The Needle Pit in Saw II.

A vat of napalm.

Underneath a collapsed building, I.E. a building has just fell on you while having sex, and instead of stopping to stay alive, you just keep going. Unless, I suppose, your love making was the cause of the building falling down, then, cool.
#39
In an oven.
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