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#1
Right all of you that go to an English high school will know that all the year 7's are cocky pricks.

Some punk, who's had this attitude with me for a while, walked past and put permanent marker on my neck today. Last time I punched him in the stomach he threw up, so this time I just kept walking. He had his chance, he did it a second time... So know I think I'm going to get even.

I have super glue. Super sticky-never-comes-out-super glue. I intend on ruining his clothing/skin with it. Problem is, I need to do it discreetly to avoid confrontation and the desire to smack him etc.

So, Pit monkeys, do you have any creative ideas in which I could ruin this punks clothing discreetly? Let me know

EDIT: So I got up this morning and noticed how big this had gotten. Holy crap! Well anyway, this is how it went. I was reluctant to do it at first, but I walked past him in the corridor and was giving his cheek to one of my mates. My mate was swearing and getting really wound up, which isn't good - he has anger problems. I walked up to him and jammed my finger into his neck (only gently, to get his attention), then looked at him sternly. He went bright red in front of all of his mates, I thought he sh*t bricks. I feel bad. But it's the last time I've seen him acting up so far. Cheers for keeping up with the story and sorry for replying so late/not using super glue.
Last edited by 05t16 at Jun 29, 2008,
#3
Don't get it on his skin. **** hurts really bad if ou get it on good enough.

My tip- Don't do it.
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#5
1. super glue on his hand while sleeping.
2. he masturbates
3. ???????????????
4. PROFIT!
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#8
Just walk behind him and drop some in his hair or spurt some on his crotch so it likes he always has cum on it

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#10
Rub some icyhot on it.


Otherwise, just wait for the opertunity.
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#11
what year are you in?

if your over year nine id say stop being a pussy and pick on someone your own age

otherwise, GO FOR IT!
#12
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Don't get it on his skin. **** hurts really bad if ou get it on good enough.

My tip- Don't do it.

I thinks that's the point.
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Rub some icyhot on it.


Otherwise, just wait for the opertunity.

I'll do it as I cross the yard, quick spurt, walk off and pretend to be texting. Our school jumpers cost £20 to replace
#16
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what year are you in?

if your over year nine id say stop being a pussy and pick on someone your own age

otherwise, GO FOR IT!

I'm in year nine, and I'm gonna discipline these kids!
#17
You dont want to do anything thats going to leave a big mark or any physocal evidence. I suggest you and your friends bundle him somewhere quiet where you can take your time to deal with him. kidney blows are always a good pain giver. just dont do anything that he can go up to a teacher and grass you up for. ie superglueing his hands together. although scratch that glue his boxers onto him.!! DO IT! DO IT NOW /arnie impression
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#18
Piss in his locker?

Keg him. Pull his trousers down for complete and utter humiliation in front of everybody. Creep up behind him, do it and run.

Use your initiative
#20
stand on a stairset, wait until he walks underneath it (if you have a stairset of such design), dont let him see you, and them throw the glue down into his hair?

Aye i know about cocky lil ****s like this.
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#21
What an idiot. You made him throw up by punching him and he's still coming back for more
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Rub some icyhot on it.


Otherwise, just wait for the opertunity.



oh yeah, forgot about icyhot....
that meme kinda died huh?


anyway, get it in his hair clothes, bag. skin id leave, coz its easy to get off.
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1. super glue on his hand while sleeping.
2. he masturbates
3. ???????????????
4. PROFIT!


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on his seat in class, the glue is transparent right??


do this one, its harmless. make sure he sits in that seat though
#28
7th 8th graders are pricks, stateside too

Depending on the super glue u got you can do it easily, If you got the same stuff as me you can just squeeze the bottle and it flies out, just walk by him and unload all of it real quick. Smack him in the face and run off :P
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You dont want to do anything thats going to leave a big mark or any physocal evidence. I suggest you and your friends bundle him somewhere quiet where you can take your time to deal with him. kidney blows are always a good pain giver. just dont do anything that he can go up to a teacher and grass you up for. ie superglueing his hands together. although scratch that glue his boxers onto him.!! DO IT! DO IT NOW /arnie impression


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Piss in his locker?

Keg him. Pull his trousers down for complete and utter humiliation in front of everybody. Creep up behind him, do it and run.

Use your initiative

This takes timing. what you really want to do is get the glue on the toes of his shoes, and then stick the waistband of his trousers to his shoes.
Probably difficult to pull it off, but if you did manage it, it would be full of win.
#31
Not that I condone this, but he must have gym/PE/whatever you wanna call it at some point, so he'll leave his clothes in the changing rooms. If you timed it right...
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#32
"Right all of you that go to an English high school will know that all the year 7's are cocky pricks"

when i was in school, the year 7's didn't mess with the older kids or they got punished. but that said i remember being in year 7 and attempting to piss the older kids off, so i dunno.
#33
glue his bookbag shut
glue his locker shut
glue his mouth shut
glue his shut shut


glue his pantleg to his shoe

EDIT: even though I'm American thats what I would to, or zip-tie his locker
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#34
Glue your penis to his forehead
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#35
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I'm in year nine, and I'm gonna discipline these kids!



ok then go for it

ha
#37
Lol, you're getting static from a year 7.
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Stop crying.
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rape him


I wasn't expecting that one at all . . .
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