#1
What stupid things do you LOL at?

i lol at stupid pics that use stupid jokes like this one

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#2
You

It had to be said.

EDIT(so not to spam):
My gf's mum said this:
Gf's bro:*says something about Medusa*
Gf's mum:Who's Medusa?Is she a pop star?

I laughed so hard when I was told about that.
#4
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Damn, I've been saying that too much in my posts lately.
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#5
So a man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The giraffe gets wasted and passes out on the floor. While the man's leaving the bartender says, "Hey you can't leave that lying there!" and the man said, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
#6
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You

It had to be said.


i know! aren't i hirarioush!
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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#7
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So a man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The giraffe gets wasted and passes out on the floor. While the man's leaving the bartender says, "Hey you can't leave that lying there!" and the man said, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

Bad joke. Really bad joke...





#8
Downsyndrome kids, they crack me up/scare me.

There i said it, im going to hell.
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#10
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Bad joke. Really bad joke...







There there. I laugh at even worse ones, ie:

We were watching some movie about monkeys in geography and this one money had a really long chin/nose (according to my friend) but I wasn't paying attention. Then he pokes me and says, "Hey man, did you see that monkey with the long nose and chin? It looked kind of sad." He whispered it pretty calmly so I'm like, "Nah, wasn't paying attention." He then turns around. Then he pokes me again and just says with such excitement and so loudly, "Oh, 'cause I was gonna say... WHY THE LONG FACE?!?!oneeleven!!!" I couldn't stop laughing and got sent out for it... bastard.
#11
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Downsyndrome kids, they crack me up/scare me.

There i said it, im going to hell.


ive got a care home next door to me and it led to quite a funny story.

i have to walk through this park to get home from school and i heard a buzzing noise. i then saw someone who later i found to be playng golf, holding what i believed to be a remote control.

so i assumed it to be a remote control plane.

then i saw two carers from next door taking one of the "residents" out and i realised it was them going

"neeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh!"

i'm going to hell too.
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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#13
You laugh you lose thread?
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#14
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You laugh you lose thread?


awesome

i can't make it past the first page
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#15
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ive got a care home next door to me and it led to quite a funny story.

i have to walk through this park to get home from school and i heard a buzzing noise. i then saw someone who later i found to be playng golf, holding what i believed to be a remote control.

so i assumed it to be a remote control plane.

then i saw two carers from next door taking one of the "residents" out and i realised it was them going

"neeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh!"

i'm going to hell too.


OMFG THAT MADE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! dude thats amazing...I had a similar experience...at my school teh one music teachers son has downs and him and this autistic kid got into an arguement saying this "YOU'RE A TURTLE!" "NO YOU'RE A TURTLE!" and then they started making funny noises at each other...i was in stitches on teh ground laughing..I was standing leaning against the lockers watching and then I jsut slid to the floor and flopped to my side laughing my ass off
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Quote by SlipknotRule93
ive got a care home next door to me and it led to quite a funny story.

i have to walk through this park to get home from school and i heard a buzzing noise. i then saw someone who later i found to be playng golf, holding what i believed to be a remote control.

so i assumed it to be a remote control plane.

then i saw two carers from next door taking one of the "residents" out and i realised it was them going

"neeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh!"

i'm going to hell too.




Mee too. I just have to lol at downers like that.

#19
anything said in a russian accent :/
oh and also the faces cartoon characters make when they're upset
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#20
My mom asked me to rewind the dvd
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#21
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awesome

i can't make it past the first page


i can't get past 3 posts. lol
#22
Best joke I know:

A bear and a rabbit were ****ting in the forest. The bear asked: "Does it bother you when you get **** stuck in your fur?" The rabbit said "No, not really". "Good", the bear said and whiped its ass with the rabbit.
#23
funny things people say, like the doodie one mentioned.

butthead: check it out beavis! last name munch, first name rodney
beavis: hehehe, rodmunch!
#24
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OMFG THAT MADE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! dude thats amazing...I had a similar experience...at my school teh one music teachers son has downs and him and this autistic kid got into an arguement saying this "YOU'RE A TURTLE!" "NO YOU'RE A TURTLE!" and then they started making funny noises at each other...i was in stitches on teh ground laughing..I was standing leaning against the lockers watching and then I jsut slid to the floor and flopped to my side laughing my ass off


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Mee too. I just have to lol at downers like that.




i hope this doesn't turn into a downs syndrome thread.
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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#25
Always gets me:

So a guy walks into this slightly run-down bar. He walks up to the counter and orders a drink. While doing so, the guy strikes up a conversation with he bartender, who complains about the damage to the building. Pissed, the guy replies "For a bar, you sure got a lot of whine".


:kneeslap:
#26
Lolcats. I can't help it.
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#27
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My mom asked me to rewind the dvd


^
He's laughing at YOU.
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#29
practically everything on the internet
and things i come up with myself.
They really aren't that funny but i can't help it
#31


This store is across the street from the place I used to work at I used to lol a couple of times at it.
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#32
okay so a guy who is slightly drunk already, walks into a bar and orders a drink. as the bartender pours it the man asks, "hey man how tall do penguins get?" the bartender puts his hand about to his hip and says around here. the man takes a deep breath before saying, "Goddamnit. i ran over a nun!!!!!!"
#33
1.

Knock knock

Who's there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

EwWWWWwWW UUu eeeeAt ur pOOO???

2.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Little Boy Blue

Little Boy Blue who?

LITTLE BOY BLUE YOU! HA!

3.

Scream this as loud as you can, right now where you're sitting:

I'm sofa king we todd did!

4.

I have a friend named Hugh G. Wrection.

5.

At school some of my friends and I were in a group for a project and we had to come up with a group name. Our name was The Master Bakers. (get it?)

6.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1SJn7208jqA

7.

Shea Donoghue's first post on one of the first threads I made on UG, which by the way failed pretty bad.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=469020
#34
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At school some of my friends and I were in a group for a project and we had to come up with a group name. Our name was The Master Bakers. (get it?)



My intramural baseball team is called the Master Batters
#35
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No tomatoes.


What's black on the outside, green inside and can past through walls?


Ghost avocado.
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#36
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practically everything on the internet
and things i come up with myself.
They really aren't that funny but i can't help it


same here
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Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."