#1
Ok,

for some reason I have the biggest urge to jump out of this tree at school. The branch I have selected is around 20 foot high, but since I plan on hanging on it first, as to not hit any other branches on the way down, but this decreases the height making the feat not-so-massive


Basically what I'm asking is, that if I'm 5'7 and weigh 9 stone, what would the outcome be?
#2
The outcome is that your knees/shins will hurt. You may break something. That is just plain dumb.
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#4
stand up on the branch and don't just drop down, actually jump up, and film it too

you can do it!!
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#6
Do it for teh lulz.
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what would the outcome be?

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#8
A broken something
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#9
you wont break anything
unless your super stupid and dont know how to land
my friend has like a 30 foot tree
and ive jumped off it many times
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#10
yeah , you might hurt your legs.

You should use your neck to break your fall.
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you might hurt your legs, so jump head first.




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#12
when you land your legs will explode
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#14
Yeah learn how to fall properly, learn the parkour roll and employ that, I've jumped off houses and huge trees and all manner of tall **** without hurting myself
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you might hurt your legs, so jump head first.


I agree. I'm sure nothing will get damaged that way.
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Yeah learn how to fall properly, learn the parkour roll and employ that, I've jumped off houses and huge trees and all manner of tall **** without hurting myself



don't do this


just giv'r tits
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#17
Just log roll right after you land it will sorta break your fall and save you from injury
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go for it! break a leg!
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#19
If you're going to do something stupid videotape it so we can all enjoy your suffering.
#22
You'll be turn retarded. Wait...
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If you're going to do something stupid videotape it so we can all enjoy your suffering.


I second that.
#26
To the TS, doing this stunt won't get you a guest spot on Jackass ... if that's what you had in mind.
#27
Are you familiar with the words-

"crunch" and "splat"?

The 1st one is the sound your bones will make, and the second one is the sound the rest of you will make.
#28
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To the TS, doing this stunt won't get you a guest spot on Jackass ... if that's what you had in mind.



Dammit, because I really wanted to be in a TV show with a bunch of twats...
#29
get your friends to put sharpened sticks at the bottom too, that would be great

i can picture it now....
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#30
you should be fine? i can't see you getting seriously hurt as long as you land on grass or something of the like.
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what would the outcome be?

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