#1
i was hanging out with my gf and some friends today and i wanted me and my gf to ditch them to go make out and sh1t in private. when i whispered in her ear if she wanted to she very loudly responded "NO I DONT WANT TO DITCH THEM."

should i be concerned? what should i do?
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#3
Rape.
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She Wants You To Take It Man!!!!just Take It!!!!
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#6
*facepalm*
maybe she just wasnt in the mood at that particular time
or she didnt get what you ment

dude theres NOTHING to worry about
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#7
She should have used the classic "No I will not make out with you!"

Next time tell her to calm down and to try not to make you look like an ass in front of your friends. Then tell her if she doesn't, she's asking for a back hand and you'll have no other choice but to provide the neccesary punishment.
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#11
Put her on a leash. I thought it was pretty obvious.
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#15
na,you just should have done it in front of them like i do,im a stinker,and dont hit her,if you think of me as less then why can i get some,ya!
#16
She doesn't want your Pen0r, that's it.
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#18
maybe she did whisper, but sadly she learnt to whisper in a helicopter
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#20
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She should have used the classic "No I will not make out with you!"

Next time tell her to calm down and to try not to make you look like an ass in front of your friends. Then tell her if she doesn't, she's asking for a back hand and you'll have no other choice but to provide the neccesary punishment.



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#22
Introduce her to another dude she might like, then let her dump you for the said guy.
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