Search bar turned up nothing, so I decided it would be cool to have a thread for the hockey fans out there. Well, to start off any off-season stuff?
there is a hockey thread i think

either way i lost my game last night 12-5...our goalie sucks!! hit the post, got robbed once, but i also tipped in the first goal against us
'never a victim,' the role model said,
bang-bang, the bad guy is dead,
always a rockstar on eMpty TV,
the lesson complete, now the child has needs.
this a NHL or junior hockey thread? or both?
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
There are hockey threads for the regular season, playoffs, and offseason. If you read the "FORBIDDEN THREADS: READ BEFORE MAKING A THREAD" thread you'd know that. That's why it's there.
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.