#1
Search bar turned up nothing, so I decided it would be cool to have a thread for the hockey fans out there. Well, to start off any off-season stuff?
#2
there is a hockey thread i think

either way i lost my game last night 12-5...our goalie sucks!! hit the post, got robbed once, but i also tipped in the first goal against us
'never a victim,' the role model said,
bang-bang, the bad guy is dead,
always a rockstar on eMpty TV,
the lesson complete, now the child has needs.
#4
this a NHL or junior hockey thread? or both?
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#8
There are hockey threads for the regular season, playoffs, and offseason. If you read the "FORBIDDEN THREADS: READ BEFORE MAKING A THREAD" thread you'd know that. That's why it's there.
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.