#1
Alright, here is what I wanted to write about that the bear cavalry and that bear with a gun inspired me to write.

It is about an evil king who's daughter is kidnapped by what he claimed was a bear with a gun. He hires a mountaineer and his pet bear to travel the mountainside and rescue his daughter from the bear. They go on an epic journey that will consist of most of the book (and being chased by the bear calvary a lot). But then the mountaineer turns on the king and tries to save the bear with the gun once his pet bear befriends him and gets shot and killed my a bear cavalier. Then the bear with the gun takes, the girl, the pet bear and himself to his secret spaceship up on the top of the mountain where he reveals that he is the most intelligent species in the universe and has been traveling the galaxy for eons abducting different species looking for a more intelligent species than themselves. This is why he took the girl. So they all fly off in the spaceship and the girl and the pet bear get dissected for the greater good of the universe.
The end.

Think it will be epic?
Last edited by Iamafunguy at Jun 26, 2008,
#2
Sounds pretty retarded.
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#5
Nah, doesnt sound good.
I don't like the aliens part....
The song (which I'm also performing) will be much better.
#6
I'm going for a kubrick or lynch type thing where the ending is like "whoa, thats different."
#7
Are you high my good sir?
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#9
How about a Bear Cavalry documentary while you're at it?
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#11
um y a spaceship other then that i dug it
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#12
i think you should quit your job and concentrate on the writing of this novel, it is sure to be epic............
#13
make it a comic, develop a geddy lee-esque falsetto and dedicate an entire band to said comic
#14
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#15
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um y a spaceship other then that i dug it


But besides that its just a mindless book about bears killing eachother. When the spaceship is involved its an epic trip across the universe looking for the perfect being.
#17
you should make a bear on Cavalry porno
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#18
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make it a comic, develop a geddy lee-esque falsetto and dedicate an entire band to said comic

This.
If you could blow up the world with a flick of a switch,
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If you could make everybody poor just so you could be rich,
Would you do it?

With all your power,
What would you do?
#19
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Alright, here is what I wanted to write about that the bear cavalry and that bear with a gun inspired me to write.

It is about an evil king who's daughter is kidnapped by what he claimed was a bear with a gun. He hires a mountaineer and his pet bear to travel the mountainside and rescue his daughter from the bear. They go on an epic journey that will consist of most of the book (and being chased by the bear calvary a lot). But then the mountaineer turns on the king and tries to save the bear with the gun once his pet bear befriends him and gets shot and killed my a bear cavalier.
Think it will be epic?


THAT'S ****ING DEATH HUNT! THE BEST ****ING MOVIE EVER!
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#24
Make sure there is some kind of backstory to who these bear cavaliers are..I mean how did they tame and harness the bears to be their riding mechanism, etc. I've always wondered about that...but yeah, the Bear Cavalry is a force to be reckoned with.