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http://www.nbc10.com/news/16709661/detail.html?dl=headlineclick

School Locked Down For Reported Ninja Sighting

BARNEGAT, N.J. -- It's the case of the nonexistent ninja.

Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.

It turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.

Police told the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.

The lockdown began shortly after 9 a.m. Wednesday and lasted until 9:30.
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Damn, I was hoping it was a real ninja. I would have shat brix.
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#6
I thought it would be an article on scene kids
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#15
Lies. He was on his way to defeat the lord of the greater fiends doku....
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Damn, I was hoping it was a real ninja. I would have shat brix.



yeah man. But they are still there...even if we don't spot them.
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Police told the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.


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I forgot to say....

Go ninja, go ninja, go!
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Awesome.

my thoughts exactly....

I'm dead serious, that's exactly what I was planning on typing.... :evileye:
#23
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I do beleive that is the Epiphony of lulz


I do believe it's spelled Epiphone.
but at ninja.
what a waste of a perfectly good sig.
#25
i wish my school would have locked down for that badassery
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#26
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That's br00tal... and absurd! Still br00talz!

Would you say it was absurdly brootal?
what a waste of a perfectly good sig.
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I do believe it's spelled Epiphone.

I think he was going for "epiphany," but the right word would have been "epitome."
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yeah man. But they are still there...even if we don't spot them.

Wait, so does that mean I'm always being wafknjn
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#29
A real ninja wouldn't have been spotted, but who the **** locks down the school because of a ninja.
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I thought it was in Ashbury Park, San Fransisco. I was about to say, well there's your problem...
#32
ninja sighting is an oxymoron like my man quintessence153 just said. you don't see ninjas. there are probably about 5 in your room right now and you'd never know it

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I think he was going for "epiphany," but the right word would have been "epitome."


Ah, yes, my mistake
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Quote by Quintessence153
I knew it couldn't be a real ninja. "Ninja sighting" is an oxymoron.

haha
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haha win
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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Oh my, haha.


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