#1
if it(He) went out for a date with a hot chick,what would the conversation look like?

Rules:

1.Everyone must post at least 4 lines
2.Keep it clean
3.You must keep up the flow,your lines add to mine!

I.E.-The Pit:Blah Blah
Hot Chick:blabity bla bla

Quote by XmydyingheartX
if its the pit

It won't be clean for very long...


clean as in don't post random sh*t,like this!but yes you can swear =)

etc.

I'll start

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The Pit:So how's it going
Hot Chick:Good,good..you?
The Pit:Great,great!..sooooo...ummm...I heard u liekz teh mudkipz?
Hot Chick:WHAT?!
The Pit:It's my Pokeman!Let me show you my Pokemans!
Hot Chick:I'm not really into Pokemon games,what else do you like?
The Pit:I like to fap and rape!
Hot Chick:Oh my god!
Hodam,a stojim...
Last edited by Azrael_031 at Jun 27, 2008,
#2
if its the pit

It won't be clean for very long...
Well whad'ya know, it's a female on UG. D:


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#3
Pit: ....
Girl: ....
Pit: .... *fapfapfapfap*
Girl: *runs away*
Pit: *chases and rapes*

OR

Girl: Hi.
Pit: *head explodes*
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To Me:

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I love you
#5
Pit:thepearbarrelrollicyhotRickRollPokemon2girls1cup
Girl:...
Pit:FappingBearCavalryTheGameMudkipsGoatse
Girl:...
#6
The pit: Hello, you beautiful vista.
Hot chick: *blushes*
The pit: You alright? *sly smile*
Hot chick: Hehe yeah, I'm fine. Um... you?
The pit: Always. So, ready to order?
Hot chick: Sure, I'll just have a biscuit and some hot coffee.
The pit: Hot coffee? That reminds me of that GTA mod.
Hot chick: Haha, what?
The pit: Uh... nevermind. I think I'll dare getting tea.
Hot chick: Haha, you're so british! *smiles and flirts*
The pit: What the fuck is that supposed to mean...?
Hot chick: What? I was jus-
The pit: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH BRITS, SUCKA?!?
Hot chick: No, I'm sorr-
The pit: WE FOUNDED YOUR GOD DAMN NATION!
Hot chick: I'm from france!
The pit: DON'T MAKE ME WIKIPEDIA IT, HOE!
Hot chick: Listen, I think I'll leave, you're behaving like a idiot.
The pit: OH, I'M THE IDIOT?!? ATLEAST I HAVE PROPER GRAMMAR YOU FROGEATING SURRENDERMONKEY!
Hot chick: *leaves*

The pit: Can't take a joke without turning it into a senseless flamewar.
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#7
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Pit: ....
Girl: ....
Pit: .... *fapfapfapfap*
Girl: *runs away*
Pit: *chases and rapes*

OR

Girl: Hi.
Pit: *head explodes*





EDIT: man these are funny as!
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Last edited by sonsie at Jun 27, 2008,
#8
Guy: Hi
Girl: Hello, so what do you like to do in your spare time?
Guy: I play guitar
Girl: Me too! What equipment do you use?
Guy: Gobson Startoblastor with a Fried Rose through a Moorshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificator
Girl: Wow! I play a Hello Kitty Squier with an EMG 81 through a Metalzone and an MG halfstack
Guy: *removes flamethrower*
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The pit: Hello, you beautiful vista.
Hot chick: *blushes*
The pit: You alright? *sly smile*
Hot chick: Hehe yeah, I'm fine. Um... you?
The pit: Always. So, ready to order?
Hot chick: Sure, I'll just have a biscuit and some hot coffee.
The pit: Hot coffee? That reminds me of that GTA mod.
Hot chick: Haha, what?
The pit: Uh... nevermind. I think I'll dare getting tea.
Hot chick: Haha, you're so british! *smiles and flirts*
The pit: What the fuck is that supposed to mean...?
Hot chick: What? I was jus-
The pit: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH BRITS, SUCKA?!?
Hot chick: No, I'm sorr-
The pit: WE FOUNDED YOUR GOD DAMN NATION!
Hot chick: I'm from france!
The pit: DON'T MAKE ME WIKIPEDIA IT, HOE!
Hot chick: Listen, I think I'll leave, you're behaving like a idiot.
The pit: OH, I'M THE IDIOT?!? ATLEAST I HAVE PROPER GRAMMAR YOU FROGEATING SURRENDERMONKEY!
Hot chick: *leaves*

The pit: Can't take a joke without turning it into a senseless flamewar.

#9
Quote by Kensai
The pit: Hello, you beautiful vista.
Hot chick: *blushes*
The pit: You alright? *sly smile*
Hot chick: Hehe yeah, I'm fine. Um... you?
The pit: Always. So, ready to order?
Hot chick: Sure, I'll just have a biscuit and some hot coffee.
The pit: Hot coffee? That reminds me of that GTA mod.
Hot chick: Haha, what?
The pit: Uh... nevermind. I think I'll dare getting tea.
Hot chick: Haha, you're so british! *smiles and flirts*
The pit: What the fuck is that supposed to mean...?
Hot chick: What? I was jus-
The pit: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH BRITS, SUCKA?!?
Hot chick: No, I'm sorr-
The pit: WE FOUNDED YOUR GOD DAMN NATION!
Hot chick: I'm from france!
The pit: DON'T MAKE ME WIKIPEDIA IT, HOE!
Hot chick: Listen, I think I'll leave, you're behaving like a idiot.
The pit: OH, I'M THE IDIOT?!? ATLEAST I HAVE PROPER GRAMMAR YOU FROGEATING SURRENDERMONKEY!
Hot chick: *leaves*

The pit: Can't take a joke without turning it into a senseless flamewar.



Now look, I am the only one who gets French abuse on this forum.
#10
hot chick: hi.
Pit: hello - smiles -
hot chick: im Jenny whats ur name?
Pit: Never mind my name, wanna go out?
hot chick: id love to, i have a boyfriend but.
Pit: - slaps - YOU CAN'T END A SENTENCE WITH BUT YOU STUPID *****
ITS A CONJUNCTION.
#13
Girl: Hi!
Pit: :Posts a thread: So that extremely hot chick was starting to making out with me...
#14
Quote by saphrax
You cannot claim sole rights to that. Every person on this planet has the right to mock the French.



Indeed. But I am the only one to receive abuse for it here, as people know I won't curl up into a corner and weep. Probably.
#15
Pit: *Hides and gigles uncontrollably*

Girl: "Pit, where are you?"

Pit: *knocks Gitl out* "SURPRISE *********"
#16
Girl: Hi
The Pit: Hi
Girl: So what do you do?
The Pit: I play guitar most of my time.
Girl: That's cool, can you play *insert random guitar hero song*?
The Pit:
#17
Quote by webbtje
Indeed. But I am the only one to receive abuse for it here, as people know I won't curl up into a corner and weep. Probably.


Nah, you'll just retreat and let another country fight your wars!


Anyway....


Pit: How you doing?
Hot chick: Get away from me you ****tard!
#19
Quote by Ziggums
Nah, you'll just retreat and let another country fight your wars!


Anyway....


Pit: How you doing?
Hot chick: Get away from me you ****tard!


And now the frog-bashing begins in earnest
#20
Girl: Hi
Pit:.......
Girl: err hi?
pit: wanna shag?
Pull my finger

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me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

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Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
#22
Pit: Hey, ready to go?
Girl: Umm, yes. Where do you want to go?
Pit: Hmm let's go to the movies! It seems pretty original, and I haven't done much research on it, but I think I'm the first person to come up with this idea!
Girl: Umm, you could just do a quick search for interesti-
Pit: STFU, woman! Get back in the kitchen!
Girl: But we just left my place!
Pit: LIES! LIES! I could throw you out on the corner, but you're lucky this relationship is stickied.
Girl: Wha-what?
Pit: Look, I just want to see a movie ok?
Girl: Ooooh I want to see that new one with-
Pit: You may choose the film we see, if you answer me these questions three!
Girl: Umm, ok. Look I don't really think-
Pit: ONE! What!.....is the correct spelling of there? As in, let's go there.
Girl: *sighs* T. H. E. R. E.
Pit: Correct! TWO! I am an avid Metallica & Judas Priest fan! Name a progressive band that would best suit my tastes?
Girl: Umm, look, I don't have time to-
Pit: Answer me, bitch!
Girl: Alright! Dream Theater!
Pit: Correct! QUESTION THREE! I am deeply in love with a girl, and I want to move ahead with her, but I think I am in the friendzone! What do I do, Pit?
Girl: What? I thought you were the pit?! You're just too fucking weird for me, I'm sorry.
*Girl leaves*
Pit: Shit, not again. Hmm, only 10.30?
*logs into UG*
Pit: Hey UG, post some pics of hot chicks!
*unzips fly*

...to be continued.
Last edited by soulflyV at Jun 27, 2008,