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#1
I just woke up, and I went to the shower, and found these small red lumps all over my dick and balls. Now they itch like hell

Wtf is it? And how do I make it go away?
#3
pics or it...actual no, I believe you

Aids?
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#6
Ahhhhh
Herpes!
Pull my finger

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me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

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#8
have you tried googling genital herpes?

could be that i think


and guys be serious
Originally Posted by smb
I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course.

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Last edited by sonsie at Jun 27, 2008,
#12
Sux to be u lolzor.

Sorry, id probs say herpes aswel.
Some people may call me tasteless, but i personally think Rickenbackers are the ugliest basses to ever land on this earth.
#15
its says you have to see your doctor for some medication
Originally Posted by smb
I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course.

Quote by MetalBass 77
sonsie knows all
#17
C*ck rot
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#18
Wow, the pit can finally say someone has something wrong with their genital area!

And yeah how can you not know what herpes are?
#19
I ****ing hope it's not herpes. I googled images of genital herpes, and it doesn't look the same as what I have...If it doesn't get better I'll book an appointment with a doctor.
#20
Quote by babyboo666
I ****ing hope it's not herpes. I googled images of genital herpes, and it doesn't look the same as what I have...If it doesn't get better I'll book an appointment with a doctor.


STD or not, at least you're getting some, unlike most UGers.


#22
Quote by babyboo666
...If it doesn't get better I'll book an appointment with a doctor.


Just book an appointment now, get it sorted sooner rather than later - less chance of your penis dropping off that way.
#23
Herpes doesn't encompass your entire dick, you ****heads. It's probably some other strain of genital warts. Go to a doctor, the pit is not your physician.
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#24
by the way could a GP doctor solve it or would have to go to a specialists?
Originally Posted by smb
I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course.

Quote by MetalBass 77
sonsie knows all
#25
Quote by Dimebag Dave
Herpes doesn't encompass your entire dick, you ****heads. It's probably some other strain of genital warts. Go to a doctor, the pit is not your physician.

Well sorry for not having an in depth knowledge of d*ck diseases, not all of us have had your experience in that department
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#28
Rub ICYHOT all over it
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Oh my ***ing god that pron one is like the best one ever and i have seen all of em. Congrats dude you just beat Kensai.
#29
Quote by DGBnpiy
Rub ICYHOT all over it


whats that?
Originally Posted by smb
I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course.

Quote by MetalBass 77
sonsie knows all
#30
Cysititis is a possibility. Some cream and a couple of weeks tops is all you need if it is that.

Really though, go to the docs. Yes, another man will look at your penis, but it's better than having a spotted dick...
#31
Quote by sonsie
whats that?

I am so glad I'm reading this.. It shows how long it's been dead.
#32
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i know what is now

its reminds of that american pie movie when the guys glues his dick to his hand

oh man good times
Originally Posted by smb
I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course.

Quote by MetalBass 77
sonsie knows all
#33
It sounds like you have ants in your CockSock.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#34
You have AIDS!

Sello-tape your penis on or it might fall off!
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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#35
Quote by babyboo666
I googled images of genital herpes.

Hurrah for out of context sigs!
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#37
genital warts are FUN
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#38
Quote by Foo'
STD or not, at least you're getting some, unlike most UGers.



Lol true xD
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#39
Quote by Dimebag Dave
Herpes doesn't encompass your entire dick, you ****heads. It's probably some other strain of genital warts. Go to a doctor, the pit is not your physician.



Sorry my knowledge of penis rot isn't as up to date as yours.
Some people may call me tasteless, but i personally think Rickenbackers are the ugliest basses to ever land on this earth.
#40
Have you shaved recently?
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