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#1
Hi guys,

A friend of mine is celebrating his 16th birthday and we're going to a dance club where they mainly play techno.

Here's the problem:

I never listen to techno so as you can guess, I absolutely haven't got a clue how to dance to techno.

The question, my fellow UG'ers, is: can anyone tell me how to properly dance to this style of music?

Any help is appreciated!
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#2
Just move the way you feel and make sure you don't dance like your dad. If its really bugging you stay at the bar inside the club and keep up some conversations with people there.
Lyrics, just breaks between killer solos.
#5
If you're white and male you'll never know how to dance. Just go with it. No ones gunna care if you look like a tit.
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#6
1. Think of Party Boy.
2. BE Party Boy.
3. Get loads of girls.


This has never actually worked for me, but yeah...
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#9
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There's no "proper" dance to it; It's not the macarena.


+1
#10
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There's no "proper" dance to it; It's not the macarena.

It probably should be though.
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#12
Take some ecstasy beforehand and just follow what the music tells you to do
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#13
I'm an awesome dancer after a beer or 6.
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#14
drop some E, and just go.

ahaha nah, left, right, left,right, just chill, move, and feel it. don't worry about what others think, it is a lot more fun that way.

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#15
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take some amphetamines - they'll reveal the secret to you


So that's why they all dance like tits.
Lyrics, just breaks between killer solos.
#20
Probably isn't proper techno, but if your drinking you won't care anyway. My mate has ****ing awesome house parties, he gets a dj in his living room and everyone wears workie jackets (visi vests) and theres strobe lights and stuff, quality.
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#21
Just rave it up, and cop as many feels as possible
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#22
Quote by Backslashed
you must dance like this

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tmH-pZFDeW8


Nah, this is better ---> http://youtube.com/watch?v=l_0MOzGxelA


Or even better, much much better actually, take a ****load of drugs and dance like this ----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1IDftvDo04

It will get you all the chicks, I promise!
#23
Pretend your on fire
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#24
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Just move the way you feel and make sure you don't dance like your dad. If its really bugging you stay at the bar inside the club and keep up some conversations with people there.

This.
#26
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If you're white and male you'll never know how to dance. Just go with it. No ones gunna care if you look like a tit.

This. Just have fun!
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#29
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you must dance like this

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tmH-pZFDeW8


If you get a chance, watch that whilst listening to the opening to Que Onda Guero by Beck.
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#31
Originally Posted by jambi_mantra
If you're white and male you'll never know how to dance. Just go with it. No ones gunna care if you look like a tit.


Yup

There will probably be 3 people tops in the whole club who will actually know how to dance.
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#32
the robot!
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#33
Pick up the basics of shuffling, and go crazy when you're there.
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#35
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"Je n'ais pas de Robo!"


Tu est ne pas un robo!
#36
Heck No, I Won't Listen To Techno.
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nice discovery, sir.


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#38
just copy what everyone else is doing
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