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After A Quick Search, I Figured No-One Had Done Thsi Yet (They Probably Have, But I Couldnt Find Anything) So, Yeah, What IS The Best Song To Pwn A Lil Kid With A Guitar In A Guitar Shop!?

I Fugured It'd Have To Be Something Like Eruption

Joee
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#2
I Don't Really Know But Capitalising The First Letter In Every Word Is Really Annoying.


As For Me I Like To Play My Own Songs, As I Am Not Into Show Boating.
#3
Lay off caps-lock.

Anyway, "Cliffs of Dover" - but why would you want to do that? I'm there to try guitars, not show off.
#4
*Sorry its my keyboard capitizing every word >_>
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#5
First you capitalize the first letter of every word. Then you admitt you like to show off.

YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

EDIT: Thank you grammar people.
Last edited by Captain Insano at Jun 27, 2008,
#6
Ocean - John Butler


They'll have nothing to say after.
I'll believe in anything and you'll believe in anything.
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#7
SRV - scuttle buttin
stairway if you wanna piss the staff off
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#8
the search bar song. learn it, live it.


okay i kid, but if you could do any of the through the fire and the flames would be impressive, it's stupid wankery, but i would like to see someone play it.

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#9
Quote by Captain Insano
First you capitalize the first letter of every word. Then you admitt you like to show off.

YOUR AN ASSHOLE

And you need an apostrophe.
#10
Ahhh, well Slavery is usually looked down on.

Lame, but it gets the job done


Anyways, Altitudes by Jason Becker would completely school anyone.
#11
These topics are stupid for all sorts of reasons.

Not every guitar or tone is fit for all types of song, though I doubt many of the braggers even realise this.

Sorry I mean...

I Doubt They Even Realise This.
#12
Quote by Captain Insano
First you capitalize the first letter of every word. Then you admitt you like to show off.

YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE


fixed
#14
Quote by MoleMania
Too many notes.


It's called 'Tumeni Notes'

by Steve Morse.
Dissonance is Bliss


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#15
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It's called 'Tumeni Notes'

by Steve Morse.

Sorry 'bout that, my guitar teacher showed me it and only said the name, not spelled it.
#16
would they really be impressed if i played the sweep section from altitudes? i think not
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#19
eruption is too common i dont like listening to people play it. umm joe satriani, steve vai, and yngwie malmsteem are always good ways to show how skilled you are.
if youre not THAT skilled, just anything you can reproduce note for note works. its about how well you play it most times. if you can play a ramones song that sounds 100% exactly like the origional,that will sond alot better than a butchered van halen solo.
#20
basically you can own people by just playing Come As You Are if you jump around like a maniac while you play it.

think about that
#21
Quote by BobChicken
would they really be impressed if i played the sweep section from altitudes? i think not



There is no emoticon to express my severe disbelief for what you just said.

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#22
You're Beautiful - James Blunt
Dirty Little Secret - All American Rejects
Time of Your Life - Green Day

That should get you started..If you think you're up to it.


#23
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There is no emoticon to express my severe disbelief for what you just said.

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well its not particularly hard is it? i think theyd be more impressed if i played the middle bit of For the Love of God by Vai
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#24
Just play your damned guitar. Now matter how good you are, there is bound to be someone better who cringes with every note you hit. Not to mention if you are concerned with showing off, you are probably awful.
#26
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5th caprice jason becker version

What's wrong with the violin version?
#27
Something which sounds classical. And don't forget to look like a dick. Or maybe No More Tears by Ozzy whilst looking the metal and fart at every pinch you hit.
Military use of children?

Infantry.
#29
erm if there is loads good people i just own them with my awsome rendition of Smokz on da water or I Cum Blood!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!!!!!
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#31
toccata by bach.

i arranged it so theres loads of tapping and its awesome

TM
#32
Quote by MoleMania
What's wrong with the violin version?

nothing its just the jason becker version is really awesome and will seem more impressive to other people who don't know the whole caprice
#33
Quote by BobChicken
well its not particularly hard is it? i think theyd be more impressed if i played the middle bit of For the Love of God by Vai



It is difficult to a point, but I think if you've never played a guitar and you saw someone sweep like Jason did, you would be pretty mindfucked lol

Not to mention, it would impress a large majority of people or own them.
#34
i just play my own material...
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#35
i would just improvise on the spot.
not to give the impression that i'm a fan of a certain genre or band.
#36
To own someone, you have to play what they play better than them.

There is no universal song that is THE BEST.
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#40
If you really want to own them beat them over the head with your guitar and take their wallet.

Now THAT's owning someone
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