#1
Seeing as we're getting all these threads about suicide lately, I figured I'd make just one and leave it that way.

So, if you'd like to share your thoughts on suicide, experiences with it (i.e. know someone who has committed suicide), or most importantly if someone you know is considering it and you need help, please post here.
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#2
You know what this thread makes me want to do?
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#3
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......Dance and be happy?


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#4
I've been having some issues but the doctor ought to cure me, like always, so this thread is semi useful to me.
#5
It's better than having a dozen threads about "suicide" when most of the time the answer is usually "do it"

It's easier this way, you can relate to more people because they're in one thread instea of 6 or 7seperate threads.
#6
good idea i wonder if it will really catch on though
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#7
Good idea?

Is this really appropriate? Does this really need encoraging?

I am not so sure.
#9
Did you hear? Suicide is now a crime, they're gonna start charging with the death penalty.

I'm sorry, that was bad.
#10
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It's easier this way, you can relate to more people because they're in one thread instea of 6 or 7seperate threads.


That's what I was trying to do here. Plus those considering it will be able to talk to others who are either considering it, attempted it, or know people who have succeeded in doing it.
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Did you hear? Suicide is now a crime, they're gonna start charging with the death penalty.

I'm sorry, that was bad.


It wasn't so much that that was offensive, just a retarded joke.
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#14
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Did you hear? Suicide is now a crime, they're gonna start charging with the death penalty.

I'm sorry, that was bad.


I swear that used to be a law. And I think in some states/countries attempted suicide is still technically punishable by death, but it's pretty much never used.
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Did you hear? Suicide is now a crime, they're gonna start charging with the death penalty.

I'm sorry, that was bad.


You do know up until about 150 years in Britain that used to happen
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#16
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Encouragement for the undecided eh?




We're not trying to encourage it here..... I'm trying to A) Start an intelligent discussion about the topic at hand, B) Allow people to share their previous experiences with suicide and C) Help those who are considering it or know someone who is considering it.

That's about the 3rd time I've had to repeat that.

I guess it's the Pit so you'll always get the "Do it" answers, but is the Drug Thread there to encourage drug use? No.... unless it is.......
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#17
But you can't charge someone with the death penalty if they have commited suicide (ie killing a dead person)... that is the joke
#18
We're not encouraging people to kill themselves...Did anyone say we were?

This is a thread where people who are having problems can come and talk about it here instead of making 70 unnecessary threads, people will help.
#21
I think this is a good idea for a thread. I dunno if it will work as most of the pit are idiots. But I hope it works.
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#22
Not funny...

..These jokes are worse than the "icumblood" jokes. If you can even call them jokes.
#23
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But you can't charge someone with the death penalty if they have commited suicide (ie killing a dead person)... that is the joke


Actually I found that joke quite funny But their point is that if someone was caught attempting suicide e.g. they were seen setting up a slip-knot redy to hang themselves on, they'd be reported and arrested. Seems quite efficient actually. "You're going to be hung as a death penalty punishment" "Here's one I made earlier! "
#24
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Actually I found that joke quite funny But their point is that if someone was caught attempting suicide e.g. they were seen setting up a slip-knot redy to hang themselves on, they'd be reported and arrested. Seems quite efficient actually. "You're going to be hung as a death penalty punishment" "Here's one I made earlier! "


It doesn't seem very fit to the people who are attempting suicide, imagine if someone walked in on you and you slipped with a knife and cut your wrists.

You'd get hanged..because you slipped
#25
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It doesn't seem very fit to the people who are attempting suicide, imagine if someone walked in on you and you slipped with a knife and cut your wrists.

You'd get hanged..because you slipped


That would be discussed in court though. Everyone's got the right to a fair trial. Surely a real suicidal person would just say "Yes I want to die." Rather than deny it.
#26
For my suicide I need something foolproof. How about a series of triggers to various mechanisms all connected to a relay?
#27
My girlfriends best friend attempted suicide after a breakup. Shes my friend too and me and my girlfriend, of course, tried to talk her out of if. We spent more time with her, tried to cheer her up, did anything we could think of to try to help. But she just grew more and more depressed. We talked to her about seeing a doctor, or some one who could help her. She overdosed with her medication (she has a genetic problem with her liver) and was taken to hospital when her parents found her unconscious in her room. The hospital thought her liver condition was playing up. After a touch-and-go week, she came home - pale and still very weak, but better. Since then shes been a lot better. I think having kinda, stared death in the face, she realises just what an amazing thing life is. It hit me and my girlfriend pretty hard, mainly the fact that we honestly felt there was nothing we could do to stop it. I think thats the mentality a lot of friends of suicidal people have and in a way im ashamed. Part of me still feels guilty for not directly telling somebody who could have helped. Thankfully, shes much better now and shes seeing somebody about her depression.
A friend of another friend of mine is in a coma from an overdose. I think people feel that suicide is a release, but it doesnt solve anything.
#28
I would have figured that the OTHER suicide thread was big enough to deem it the ONLY one but whatever, it'll only have the exact same arguments due to ignorance.
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#29
why in the world would anyone discuss their suicidal thoughts in this thread?
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