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So I was doin' the deed. Btw I hate flies, they are disgusting and they deserve to die. Anyways, I'm goin at it and this fly is buzzing around like he owns my toilet. I kept seeing him hover over the toilet so i decided I'd try and shoot the nasty fucker down. I conserve my ammo by using burst fire, he must have called back up because there were about three buzzing around my toilet now. I was almost out of ammo and I couldn't seem to get a hit.

I had one shot left and I took it...





direct hit!

pwned
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#2


well done, sarge!
I think I could use you in our spec. ops. division, seeing how wisely you used your ammo


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#5
Hardly owned considering flys love the scent of urine and turds, you probably gave him the best gift a fly could ever receive.
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#6
I'm consuming mountain dew as we speak guys, i'll get em'

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Hardly owned considering flys love the scent of urine and turds, you probably gave him the best gift a fly could ever receive.


he's drowning in piss.
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Hardly owned considering flys love the scent of urine and turds, you probably gave him the best gift a fly could ever receive.

Except, you know. Death.
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Mountain dew will make your gun shrink.
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#14
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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#15
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I'm consuming mountain dew as we speak guys, i'll get em'


Excellent, Sarge, excellent.

we should be able to hold'em back now.
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#16
hahahaha good work. i had a pretty cool (but fekking sick) fly kill one time. It was on a window at school, so my friend put a piece of paper over it, to trap it, while i got an elastic band and pinged the ****er. felt soo bad afterwards, but hey.... then i did it again a few days later
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Excellent, Sarge, excellent.

we should be able to hold'em back now.


oo rah!

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so what was your weapon again?


my wang
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#20
I managed to throw a meat cleaver at a fly sitting on my worktop once and sliced the bugger clean in half
ohai little sig.
#21
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I managed to throw a meat cleaver at a fly sitting on my worktop once and sliced the bugger clean in half


niiice.
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#22
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Except, you know. Death.


Flies live for about 24 hours anyway, death by piss to them is like death by shagging Claudia Winkleman to us.



Best possible way of dying I can think of personally.
Lyrics, just breaks between killer solos.
#23
why is there no water in your toilet?
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#24
dude, im more amazed by the fact that your pee is perfectly clear. not even a little yellow.

impressive.
#25
dude... if only i had your extreme 7331, UbR n00B SlaYInG, p3n0r handling skills


srry, i just had ta say it that way
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#27
dude nice toilet! is that a kohler or something? what model?

-AND-

wheres the pee?


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#28
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wheres the pee?


It was clear pee, it means I'm hydrated.
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#29
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oo rah!


my wang






your next test is to try to drop a land mine right on a sleeping ratcoon
#30
K guys, I'm off to play COD4.

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#31
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It was clear pee, it means I'm hydrated.


Oh, I thought you hit it with your... While you were...
#32
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Oh, I thought you hit it with your... While you were...



now THAT would be epic
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Flies live for about 24 hours anyway, death by piss to them is like death by shagging Claudia Winkleman to us.



Best possible way of dying I can think of personally.


Maybe, if she had a paper bag on her head.
#36
There's no piss in the water
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your next test is to try to drop a land mine right on a sleeping ratcoon

+1
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#38
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so what was your weapon again?



Flamethrower
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#39
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Mountain dew will make your gun shrink.


R u ****ing cereal?

How the hell would it do that? I love mountain dew, and from what i've heard, there's not any difference in me and my friends junk.
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