Manowar - The Warriors Shield, yes folks Manowar's got custom condoms for sale

#2
Put some metal on your pair,
Wave your member in the air,
Because we're Warriors.
Warriors of the World!
R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

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cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#3
That made my day.
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#5
"MANOWAR fans have requested a special piece of merchandise from their favorite metal band. MANOWAR has heard these requests and delivered"

I mean for the love of god what do they get up to?
#6
Now you can not only say **** The World, you can do it as well.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm so cool with this.
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#7
I am seriously considering getting some of those.
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#8
Old as time itself. Still hilarious though.
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0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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#10
I'd buy one, but I don't think it's safe to stick such awesomeness into a vagina...
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#11
A Manowar Condom!
Their slogan should be...

"Protect your virginity... with The Warrior's Shield!"

"Manowar and Parent Teacher Associations all across America have "cum together" to bring you the most powerful sexual repellent ever known! The Warrior's Shield will never fail you and your protected virginity. It has a 100% effective rate in repelling attractive women. You will never be worried about losing your virginity again! To order Manowar's The Warrior's Shield, please dial the number at the bottom of your screen! Call in the next 15 minutes and we'll send your package, absolutely free!
#12
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Put some metal on your pair,
Wave your member in the air,
Because we're Warriors.
Warriors of the World!

Slay, my day really sucked because of lesbians and movies, thank you for making my day so much better.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

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#13


There needs to be a genre called Condom Metal...

Oh lawdi.
R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#14
What next?
A metal dildo?
Wait...thats sounds very painful, especially if it rusts!
#15
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What next?
A metal dildo?
Wait...thats sounds very painful, especially if it rusts!

It would be one fit for the likes of Belphegor.
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Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

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#16
New! New! New!

It's the Opeth birth control pill...

Never get accidently pregnant again with this one of a kind pill emblazen with the mighty "O"!
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I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!


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#18
^...and those KISS "Kondoms" don't look sketchy. At all. Perfectly legit with the misspelt "Kondoms". The only thing that would be on my mind while wearing those is how if it is really tongue lubricated by Gene Simmons himself, then everyone using a KISS "Kondom" is actually putting some extension of Gene into some woman's vagina. Either that or I'll be too scared to put the condom on because it'll feel like I'm getting head from Gene (his "lubricant" makes contact with your wood).
I've found Jesus
#20
Hahha yeah, I remember this from a looong time ago

still pretty funny
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#22
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lol soon we'll have a manowar lube.
"The Warrior's Oil" lol

I thought Manowar and oil already went hand in hand.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

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I pretty much wank something small and sleek.

ololololololol


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#28
well, it's only six degrees that separates the world... in this case I think it's six inches (or less.)
#29
That totally made my day.
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