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#2
me living in a cardboard box......yes arugments of why I should live in one, and I wasn't even there to see how it was started.
#4
probably when i complimented my best mates boobs when looking her in the eyes
also when we were talking about why its awesome theres a mirror in a room
Edit: o me and some friends have compared leaves
Pull my finger

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"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

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#5
whether bread was a liquid, solid or gas.

it is a liquid, dammit!

explaination: o was in 2nd grade, and my teacher told us that a liquid was anything that would change its shape to fit into a glass. s just to mess w/ her, i said:
me: "so pop is a liquid?"
her: yes
me: "so milk is a liquid?"
her: yes
me: "so bread is a liquid?"
her:...wtf?
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#7
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whether bread was a liquid, solid or gas.

it is a liquid, dammit!

explaination: o was in 2nd grade, and my teacher told us that a liquid was anything that would change its shape to fit into a glass. s just to mess w/ her, i said:
me: "so pop is a liquid?"
her: yes
me: "so milk is a liquid?"
her: yes
me: "so bread is a liquid?"
her:...wtf?


this reminds of me a week long debate on whether two slices of bread together was considered a sandwich.
#9
A chick I know once expressed to me that she would really be happy if I died.


She was into necrophilia at the time.
She also said that blacked out would suffice but wouldn't be as fun.

We're great friends now, as odd as it may seem.
#10
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I once talked about masturbation with my dad.


When my brother was getting ready for his freshman year at college, two years ago, he and my mom had a very in-depth talk during dinner about what it would be like and what he would need to bring.

Meanwhile, my dad and I were telling each other sex jokes.

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A chick I know once expressed to me that she would really be happy if I died.


She was into necrophilia at the time.
She also said that blacked out would suffice but wouldn't be as fun.

We're great friends now, as odd as it may seem.


It must be hard to get a stiffy if you are a stiffy...
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#11
where to get free air.
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#13
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It must be hard to get a stiffy if you are a stiffy...


Y'know, I brought this up with her...

Apparently that's what, ahm, rings are for.
#16
Two words: Fuzzy. Porn. Not furry, but the fuzzed out white static noise you used to see on oldish tv's. You never see it anymore!
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#17
Wasn't weird just really awkward like my ex gf confronted my about cheating on her and all her friends where with her and yea awkward.
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#18
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I once talked about masturbation with my dad.

Post the conversation and I will return.
#19
at friends house eating dinner and conversation somehow came up about his mom saying she was more worried about my friend's younger brother (think 13 or 14?) banging the girl next. Was pretty funny wish i could remember the exact words.
#20
Well me and one of my ex's are best friends now, and we "experienced" quite a bit with eachother. So in public i'll just bring up anything sexual and people walking by will always give me a weird look.

Today at work I was talking to her about humping her and my friend gave me a "wtf" look. (although I never did hump her, haha)

We prettymuch just make up **** about eachother and joke around.
#21
whether or not there should be a Caucasian Pride society at our school.
and if it was a rascist plan.
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#22
I had a very indepth argument about why Anchorhead, a band who plays Star Wars music with a Death Metal twist, is not an insult to music at all...
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#23
today this chick we were hanging out with started to talk about fingering and getting ate out and ****ing while she was on her peroid. the only part that made me laugh was when she said "when we were done it looked like we killed somebody"
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#24
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I once talked about masturbation with my dad.


Nope i can't beat that.

Umm... I once talked about German Shepard's ripping the balls off a little kid. Wait that was a dream...I honestly can't think of one. Wait got one. Talking to my coach that my dog was tougher then him. That was weird.

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#25
I was drinking with this guy on his back porch and he was telling me I needed to start going back to church and we calmly argued for a while. It ended after I told him that although Jesus kind of rhymed with pen*s but didn't rhyme with c*ck that Jesus couldn't be the universal answer. He just looked at me and then threw up
#26
Man approaches me in sreet and starts chatting away.....
the longer we talk the more worrying it becomes..."I have died 5 times".he said blah blah blah talking about each of his deaths. I believe it ended with the sentence " Shadow X is no more, Raven has arisen" he said, being totally serious and not following up with an evil laugh....... Scary man! I think someone has spent far too long on WoW.
#27
Quote by FuZzY(aus)
probably when i complimented my best mates boobs when looking her in the eyes
also when we were talking about why its awesome theres a mirror in a room
Edit: o me and some friends have compared leaves



compared leaves?
#28
Me and my dad were discussing how i knew more about a pornstar he likes than he did. he now ask me things about her. (name, what she is doing now) pretty funny.
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#29
Me and my ex were arguing about weather Penrith was part of Sydney. This went for like 20 mins and got pretty serious.
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that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#30
well one time me and one of my females friends were talking and I asked her what HER wierdest conversation was and she said that is was the time when she was talking to someone about how she knew every color and brand of underware her boyfriend has!!!And I was like "WTF man!!!" and then we got into this whole deep conversation about that and variuos days she's had in school lately lol...And that's how we got her boyfriends new nickname "Neon" lol...That's ONE of my many wierd conversations...I'll post more later when I remember more...
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#31
Don't ask how the topic came up because i really dont know but:
My friend: Can a hemaphrodite (spelling?) hav sex with itself?
Me: I don't know, but would that give them double the orgasm?!
We laughed
Pit, your opinions?
#32
I remember having an argument about how it is/isnt possible to rip a dogs rib-cage open in one move. It decended into me threatening to kill the guy I was arguing with with a doughnut I was eating........
multicolour random messge!

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#33
a friend and i once had a rather lengthy discussion about how vampires and ghosts would have sex.
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#34
I argued that it was possible for astronauts to hitch a ride on a comet.
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#35
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this reminds of me a week long debate on whether two slices of bread together was considered a sandwich.


what was your decision?


and on topic: whether we were arguing or not.
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Guitars:
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#36
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what was your decision?


That there needs to be some other sort of food between them to make it a sandwich.
#37
My mom once said, without prior warning "Do you think its strange that i trust that you dont drink"
Anyone gets it?
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Im not an idiot that cant play a chord.
Im not the guy who puts the guitar behind his head and play perfectly.
I just drink Coke Zero and play.
#38
i had an argument with some one that involved certain body parts and i cant remember half of it
#39
Two of my best friends were interviwing my boyfriend over the phone and they were asking him questions like "Have you ever masturbated before?" "Why haven't you gotten some from your girlfriend yet?" I was so pissed off at them after thay.
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#40
trying to explain to my friend that cities were in countries, not the other way around.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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