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...*phallic symbol*... Hummer trucks! BMW's! Fast boats! Obscene jokes! Over exhibition.... Gimme some ideas!

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Quote by ir1s1
...*phallic symbol*... Hummer trucks! BMW's! Fast boats! Obscene jokes! Over exhibition.... Gimme some ideas!

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so there once was a laughing pear who had no clue what was going on in TS's head...but he hid it well with his grin.
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Get a boner and slap your school doctor in the face with your penis.

It'll be funny.


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Wait.......What?

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#5
Quote by burgurhead1812
so there once was a laughing pear who had no clue what was going on in TS's head...but he hid it well with his grin.



+1! I loled hard. And so far as phallic symbols go, i prefer the real thing.
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#7
Ahh..But I meant what people try to use as such...lol...unless your an emo/axl rose fan....in which case....cold November rain is what you go for to solve all your insecurities
#8
Quote by ir1s1
Ahh..But I meant what people try to use as such...lol...unless your an emo/axl rose fan....in which case....cold November rain is what you go for to solve all your insecurities



he elaborated and i still dont get it....dear TS, stop smoking crack. thank you.
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Get a boner and slap your school doctor in the face with your penis.

It'll be funny.


Haiku by of friend of mine:
Fat guy play the bass
Get your jam on, get your jam
And peanut butter


Live Fast, Die Fun
#9
oh an extention to your peeeeeennniiiiiiisssssss now it makes sence.
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#10
One time I duct taped a carrot to my penis so it'd be longer.
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#11
Guns i guess
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#12
Quote by burgurhead1812
he elaborated and i still dont get it....dear TS, stop smoking crack. thank you.


Dear Zen-Yoda wannabe- kindly allow my creative juices to flow unhindered by your intensely mockable attempts at subversion...
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Quote by snipelfritz
One time I duct taped a carrot to my penis so it'd be longer.


I taped a buch of dildo's together around my wang and the TS's mum still didnt feel it.

But seriously, im joking.
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Quote by ir1s1
Dear Zen-Yoda wannabe- kindly allow my creative juices to flow unhindered by your intensely mockable attempts at subversion...


Gee, you sure is smart!
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#18
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#19
Quote by ir1s1
Dear Zen-Yoda wannabe- kindly allow my creative juices to flow unhindered by your intensely mockable attempts at subversion...



im not trying anything to dude. and i dont know where your getting this yoda shit cause im not talking backwards. and a lot of other people have asked whats going on and few have got it so we must be mockably trashing your thread.


and either your really good with microsoft word's thesaurus or your too smart to be on UG with that vocab......i really dont like these 08ers.
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Get a boner and slap your school doctor in the face with your penis.

It'll be funny.


Haiku by of friend of mine:
Fat guy play the bass
Get your jam on, get your jam
And peanut butter


Live Fast, Die Fun
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Please help McGruff The Crime Dog take a bite out of crime, and don't make bad topics on the Pit when you are high.
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Quote by burgurhead1812
im not trying anything to dude. and i dont know where your getting this yoda shit cause im not talking backwards. and a lot of other people have asked whats going on and few have got it so we must be mockably trashing your thread.


and either your really good with microsoft word's thesaurus or your too smart to be on UG with that vocab......i really dont like these 08ers.


Ahh, the tongue grows dull, and the head behind it must be frying....again, quite mockable, but please, don't try to attach other members of this society to your campaign of ignorance.... furthermore, I feel quite secure about my way of expression, therefore I don't see the need to type up my comments on Word prior to posting them....But that's just me..
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Quote by ir1s1
Ahh, the tongue grows dull, and the head behind it must be frying....again, quite mockable, but please, don't try to attach other members of this society to your campaign of ignorance.... furthermore, I feel quite secure about my way of expression, therefore I don't see the need to type up my comments on Word prior to posting them....But that's just me..



...So what's this thread about, again?
#26
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...So what's this thread about, again?


Lol, it's about insecurities, and what people use to mask them!!! Like buying huge cars, carrying guns, hating gay people, etc...
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#28
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Dear lord, I stared at that photo for far too long, in a vain attempt to even begin to comprehend its utter awesomeness


ugh...Here, I think that dude needs to be a LOT more insecure...lol
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Quote by ir1s1
Lol, it's about insecurities, and what people use to mask them!!! Like buying huge cars, carrying guns, hating gay people, etc...



see you coulda just said that in the beginning and i wouldnt have had to ask questions...i think you use large vocabulary and insulting me to make yourself less insecure. although i dont understand why you chose me to insult when a very small group of people understood the topic in the first place. like a user said above me...you TS, fail.
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Get a boner and slap your school doctor in the face with your penis.

It'll be funny.


Haiku by of friend of mine:
Fat guy play the bass
Get your jam on, get your jam
And peanut butter


Live Fast, Die Fun
#31
Fender amps FTW!
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i had 3 cookies, then i ate one, now i only have 2
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Quote by burgurhead1812
see you coulda just said that in the beginning and i wouldnt have had to ask questions...i think you use large vocabulary and insulting me to make yourself less insecure. although i dont understand why you chose me to insult when a very small group of people understood the topic in the first place. like a user said above me...you TS, fail.

See, the funny thing here is not your attempts at humor, but your repeated attempts at exhibiting your ignorance- HOW can I fail, if I didn't start this thread off with a goal? And if you're just into colloquialisms for the sake of it-which, like "you fail", are utterly asinine- then all I have to say to you is : Congratulations, you "fail" at life.
#34
Guns, fighting I guess. Weightlifting.
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#35
Not sure what this thread is about, but it did remind me of something.

Am I the only one who giggles whenever they see one of the new H3 Hummers? I'd be intimidated if it were an H2 maybe, but a guy in an H3 looks like he's going to pick up some kids after soccer practice.

Not necessarily his.

/endjoke
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Quote by mrcrono
Not sure what this thread is about, but it did remind me of something.

Am I the only one who giggles whenever they see one of the new H3 Hummers? I'd be intimidated if it were an H2 maybe, but a guy in an H3 looks like he's going to pick up some kids after soccer practice.

Not necessarily his.

/endjoke


lol, is this a joke, or reality?XD
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Quote by burgurhead1812
see you coulda just said that in the beginning and i wouldnt have had to ask questions...i think you use large vocabulary and insulting me to make yourself less insecure. although i dont understand why you chose me to insult when a very small group of people understood the topic in the first place. like a user said above me...you TS, fail.

i got it the first time.


but big houses, fast cars, lots of powertools, guns, an inflatable pouch placed in the groin area, codpieces, I think a sock might do.

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#38
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i got it the first time.


but big houses, fast cars, lots of powertools, guns, an inflatable pouch placed in the groin area, codpieces, I think a sock might do.



THANK you...I knew it wasn't all that confusing
#40
There are things that could be Phallic extensions, but could also be a symbol of wealth. It all depends on whether you're living within your means or not. If you own an expensive car, but are buried under mountains of debt because of it, then you're probably insecure with your manhood. However, if you have lots of money, and want that nice shiny new car, and after buying that nice shiny new car, you still have money left over, then it's a symbol of wealth and not a phallic extension.
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