#1
yeh so my sister cant swim
and shes drowning in our pool right now
advice?
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#4
rape.
you both win.
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#6
Drop a bunch of plugged in toasters in the pool, then get all her belongings after the funeral!

EDIT: And it's not too late for rape, she's probably still warm if just a little water-logged, right?
#9
k
what do i do now?
chances are i should have like, saved her or something?
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#11
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pics or it didnt happen


isnt it a ban?
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#12
Oh look she's right here... then whose...that...in your pool!? *bites nails*
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#14
Sing

"I'll be waving my hand watching you drowned, watching you scream, (then just kinda whisper) quiet or loud.

Well, I think it would be pretty creepy.
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#15
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Do a barrel roll.
or get her to a barrel roll.
or rub icy hot on your penis.

if all three fail. Then 4 years of wasted pit life has failed me.


and i always thought that 7 came right before 8...
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#18
So wait... you left the pool where your sister was drowning... logged on to your computer... jumped on UG... then asked for advice of what to do...


Nope, I dont think theres anything else you can do really.
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#19
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So wait... you left the pool where your sister was drowning... logged on to your computer... jumped on UG... then asked for advice of what to do...


Nope, I dont think theres anything else you can do really.


well.
she had a good run.
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