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#1
Yeah... July 19-21 in Louisville, Kentucky. Me and some friends are going to go down, get stoned, and try out for American Idol.

The funny part is: I don't even know if I can sing. I have only tried a few times and it went alright.


If I make it big, I'm gonna make a shout-out to the Pit. Just wait for it.
#2
bring your guitar, make a fool of yourself so you can get on tv.
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#4
Good luck.
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#5
A guy from my school made it to the finals a few years back. He's doing alright now.
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#6
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Yeah... July 19-21 in Louisville, Kentucky. Me and some friends are going to go down, get stoned, and try out for American Idol.

The funny part is: I don't even know if I can sing. I have only tried a few times and it went alright.



If I make it big, I'm gonna make a shout-out to the Pit. Just wait for it.

Guys, he's a drummer. That explains it.
#7
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Hey, you're the guy the shagged Bre Morgan!

Someone says that every time I make a thread....
#8
Wow, i would love to see a fellow monkey on TV. Just before you even audition, say GO UG!! Woo!! Then make a fool out of yourself so it's definitive you'll be on the air
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Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#9
lol
bring and acoustic and play out-of-tune, tune strings and make a song
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#10
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Someone says that every time I make a thread....

Hey man, I wish I nailed her.
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I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#11
just act really crazy and they will probably put you on tv. so do that, and make a shout out to UG. that way it probably will be on.
#12
You probably won't make it to see the main judges because you either gotta be really good or terribly bad throughout a few rounds before the cameras come into play.

So, I reckon you should sing really bad so you can make that shoutout.
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#13
DOOD it would be friggin awesome if you got to be on one of the auditions they show on tv then you make a shoutout to ug it would amazing

EDIT: also act like you CAN sing be like WHATEVER YOU GUYS HAVE BAD TASTE, MY MAMA SAYS I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL VOICE >=(!!
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
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#14
Don't forget your 300 quotes, and a bag full of props including pears, laughing chairs, armed bears, delicious caeks and a big ****ing laser.
You'll be a shoe-in
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#15
Do some Cannibal Corpse. And when you get out give us a few UREH's, we'll know it's you.

Good luck
#16
TOO ALL OF THE PEOPLE SUGGESTING THAT I DO SOME CRAZY ****:

The thing is, not everyone gets an actual audition in front of Simon and those bitches. First you get 5-10 seconds in front of the producers and THEN you get to audition. So I have to somewhat be able to sing to even get a chance to do crazy ****.
#17
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Someone says that every time I make a thread....

Because THAT thread was so frickin' stupid.

Edit: Kinda reminds me of my friend, who was going to audition for Canadian Idol. She was a good singer too. Unfortunate that she died.
Last edited by Fryer Mike at Jun 28, 2008,
#18
if you do give a shout make a thread in the pit with a vid of it
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#19
do you guys understand there's a "pre-tryout" before you're in front of randy, paula, simon. he might get on TV if he's bad enough but if you're a drunk guy who can't sing a note I doubt you'll even get that far.
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#20
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if you do give a shout make a thread in the pit with a vid of it

Will do if I get to audition.
#21
well
first try to sing really good in front of producers
then sing bad infront of the judges and if they be mean
start crying (only if you can pull it off though)
or do a duet with your friend
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#22
you ought to do all this ridiculous stuff like mentioned above, except actually sing well. so then people will be all 'wtf?' ya know?
and also make a hat of the Ultimate Guitar 'G' with the devil horns and wear it. just so we know who you are.
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This monkey's gone to heaven.
#23
Quote by killsPEACHES
TOO ALL OF THE PEOPLE SUGGESTING THAT I DO SOME CRAZY ****:

The thing is, not everyone gets an actual audition in front of Simon and those bitches. First you get 5-10 seconds in front of the producers and THEN you get to audition. So I have to somewhat be able to sing to even get a chance to do crazy ****.

Then sing Knocking on heavens door and THEN when you get in do some Cannibal Corpse
#24
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Then sing Knocking on heavens door and THEN when you get in do some Cannibal Corpse

I've already decided what I'm gonna sing: American Pie \m/
#26
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well
first try to sing really good in front of producers
then sing bad infront of the judges and if they be mean
start crying (only if you can pull it off though)
or do a duet with your friend


if he tries to sing good there's absolutely no chance that he will make it.
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...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


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#27
Quote by killsPEACHES
TOO ALL OF THE PEOPLE SUGGESTING THAT I DO SOME CRAZY ****:

The thing is, not everyone gets an actual audition in front of Simon and those bitches. First you get 5-10 seconds in front of the producers and THEN you get to audition. So I have to somewhat be able to sing to even get a chance to do crazy ****.



thats not true.


ive seen some absolutely terrible singers on there. they just showed them because they were so bad and/or funny.
#28
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you ought to do all this ridiculous stuff like mentioned above, except actually sing well. so then people will be all 'wtf?' ya know?
and also make a hat of the Ultimate Guitar 'G' with the devil horns and wear it. just so we know who you are.

Oh trust me, if I get on tv, there will be at least one thread about it.
#29
When Simon starts talking say "lol...wut?" with a pause between the words. Chant stuff about "the pit" before and after the audition, dedicating it to us

Oh, and say you're a drummer and that you never sing, get the sterotypical stuff in there.

EDIT: Sing http://youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68 There are tabs on UG for it, and it would be completely epic. Just censor out the s word. It would be epic.
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#30
OMFG I JUST GOT AN IDEA.

RICK ROLL SIMON! THAT WOULD BE ****ING AWESOME!

/cruise control
#31
Dude go in with a jacket on and then when it's finally your turn go in the little room and take off the jacket to reveal your shirt...


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You will be my hero...
#32
have you thought of any ideas for songs?

my friend is an incredible singer, he performs as a soloist, in choirs, and a capella groups. he decided to try out for American Idol when they came to town, worked his ass off practicing his songs, and didn't even make it past the first round of audtions. So many people show up, that its next to impossible to stand out
#33
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have you thought of any ideas for songs?

my friend is an incredible singer, he performs as a soloist, in choirs, and a capella groups. he decided to try out for American Idol when they came to town, worked his ass off practicing his songs, and didn't even make it past the first round of audtions. So many people show up, that its next to impossible to stand out

American Pie.
#34
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OMFG I JUST GOT AN IDEA.

RICK ROLL SIMON! THAT WOULD BE ****ING AWESOME!

/cruise control



omg yes! sing Never Gonna Give You Up!

do it!
#36
First this guy ****s Bre Morgan and then he gets to try out for American Idol. You ****ing suck you lucky bastard.
#37
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First this guy ****s Bre Morgan and then he gets to try out for American Idol. You ****ing suck you lucky bastard.

God I love life.




EDIT: Definitely siggable...
Last edited by killsPEACHES at Jun 28, 2008,
#40
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omg yes! sing Never Gonna Give You Up!

do it!

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