Poll: Are you a sex monkey?
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View poll results: Are you a sex monkey?
Yes
44 32%
No, and I think those kind of people are gay
21 15%
No, but I wish I was..
20 15%
WOOO HOOO monkeys!
51 38%
Voters: 136.
#1
Sex monkey

1. Someone who is fun to have sex with, usually slightly kinky
2. Someone who behaves in a sexy, 'naughty' manner
1. "That girl will try anything, she's an amazing sex monkey!"
2. "Andy's such a sex monkey- you realize he wasn't wearing boxers today?"

Or do you know someone who is a sex monkey. Or have anything to say about sex monkeys. Or have tips on becoming a more sexy monkey.

Anything about sex monkeys goes in this thread.

Poll's coming up.
#2
What a stupid fucking phrase/word/whatever. Here's a new one...


Word Wanker.


1. Someone who makes up shit words.
#3
If i have sex with a monkey, will that count?
Now reformed after extended ban!


Gaye for Haye
#4
So basically, a slut?

I'm not.
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#5
Quote by DanRev
What a stupid fucking phrase/word/whatever. Here's a new one...


Word Wanker.


1. Someone who makes up shit words. "Russel Brand is such a word wanker"

it's in urban dictionary
#6
I will admit it I'm a man *****
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Words for describing the ladies subtly

Damage - bit of alright
Major damage - bloody fit
Damage has been done - older fit bird
minor damage - fit but you would be arrested for it
collateral damage - ugly bird with fit mates
#8
Quote by geetarguy13
it's in urban dictionary

Yes, because that's not even less reliable than wikipedia.
Also, pirate monkey > ninja monkey > sex monkey
#9
Quote by MightyAl
Yes, because that's not even less reliable than wikipedia.


Wait. Wikipedia is unreliable!!!?!

Oh ****, i epically failed Science then
Now reformed after extended ban!


Gaye for Haye
#10
Quote by MightyAl
Yes, because that's not even less reliable than wikipedia.
Also, pirate monkey > ninja monkey > sex monkey

have you even looked those words up?

pirate monkey

term used in an invader zim episode to represent pure randomness.
"do i get a pirate monkey?"

ninja monkey

a quick and dirty utility program written by software developers for software developers that can be used for ad hoc testing, viewing data, debugging, or other general purpose tools. It is usually passed around from developer to developer as other people find it useful.
Jim: It takes me 45 minutes to set up my machine for testing.

Bill: I trained a Ninja Monkey to do that in two minutes, I'll email it to you.
#12
Quote by 98789
Wait. Wikipedia is unreliable!!!?!

Oh ****, i epically failed Science then

Chances are your teacher made up the tests from wikipedia, because they're all so [sarcasm]overworked[/sarcasm].
You'll be fine.
#13
Quote by HeavyMetaldude
I just submitted 'word wanker' to urban dictionary

i just tried to search it and it couldn't find it

do they review them or something before they put them up?
#14
Quote by geetarguy13
have you even looked those words up?

pirate monkey

term used in an invader zim episode to represent pure randomness.
"do i get a pirate monkey?"

ninja monkey

a quick and dirty utility program written by software developers for software developers that can be used for ad hoc testing, viewing data, debugging, or other general purpose tools. It is usually passed around from developer to developer as other people find it useful.
Jim: It takes me 45 minutes to set up my machine for testing.

Bill: I trained a Ninja Monkey to do that in two minutes, I'll email it to you.

OK. monkeys are cool, because they're monkeys.
Pirates are better then ninjas, thus a pirate monkey > ninja monkey. And a sex monkey is full of fail, making it < ninja monkey < pirate monkey.
#15
Quote by geetarguy13
i just tried to search it and it couldn't find it

do they review them or something before they put them up?


Yes, yes they do. Unlike wikipedia.
#16
sex monkey is closley related to
word yak
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#17
Yes, yes I am.
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#21
Quote by GiantRaven
Wheres the option for 'No. I dislike sex and I couldn't give a **** about what other people are into.'?



Why do you come in all these threads and say stuff like that? Who are you trying to impress?
#23
Quote by MightyAl
Yes, because that's not even less reliable than wikipedia.
Also, pirate monkey > ninja monkey > sex monkey


Dont forget Cyber Monkey.

/Timesplitters
#24
Quote by DanRev
Why do you come in all these threads and say stuff like that? Who are you trying to impress?

What makes you think im trying to impress someone?
#27
Quote by Robchappers
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stop advertising your sh*t band. that's one of the most annoying videos i've ever seen, it was just pointless guitar wank and annoying musicians.
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#30
Quote by GiantRaven
Wheres the option for 'No. I dislike sex and I couldn't give a **** about what other people are into.'?


Generally, one has to have experience to pass judgement.

The option you're looking for is called DON'T POST IN THE GODDAMN THREAD.

Get the hell outta here with your nonsense.
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#31
Quote by Dreadnought
Generally, one has to have experience to pass judgement.

The option you're looking for is called DON'T POST IN THE GODDAMN THREAD.

Get the hell outta here with your nonsense.



I suck myself off.
#32
Quote by DanRev
What a stupid fucking phrase/word/whatever. Here's a new one...


Word Wanker.


1. Someone who makes up shit words.


lol pwned
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Unless you're sure she likes you, telling her you like her has a 110% chance of failing.

But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
#33
Quote by GiantRaven
Wheres the option for 'No. I dislike sex and I couldn't give a **** about what other people are into.'?



Wtf GiantRaven, what's with giving the most unlikely answer? I prefer the n00b and elitist crushing GiantRaven to the "I'm gonna go against every answer in this thread' GiantRaven.

I mean, in the boob size preference thread, you chose "personality".

#34
Quote by DanRev

Word Wanker.

Sounds like something off brasseye.

I'm off to watch brasseye now.
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#35
Quote by Tire Me.
Wtf GiantRaven, what's with giving the most unlikely answer? I prefer the n00b and elitist crushing GiantRaven to the "I'm gonna go against every answer in this thread' GiantRaven.

I mean, in the boob size preference thread, you chose "personality".


well personally i prefer the not having the **** ripped out of me for something i posted but i guess you can't have everything