#1
Was by far the worst movie I've seen in theaters. Lame jokes after another.

Good thing i didn't pay.
#2
i thought this was gonna be talking about me!



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#3
If your uncle jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse???


Thats the only thing I laughed at, other than that it sucked balls.
#6
shouldve went to see Wanted instead
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#8
Isn't the lovely Heather Graham in that?

LezzersEdit: My mistake, I'm thinking of The Guru.
#9
lol, Wanted was so over the top unbelievable, that is was good. I remember during the opening scene me and my friends were hysterical laughing at how silly it was, but still cool at the same time.
#10
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shouldve went to see Wanted instead

+1 thank god i did, apparently
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#12
It's an hour and half abortion on film. Between that, Don't Mess With the Zohan and all the ____ Movies (Epic Movie, Disaster Movie etc.), I'm pretty sure that society as we know it is about to collapse at any moment. There's no way people can be so incredibly stupid they find that funny and still function as members of society.
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#13
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I'm gonna go watch it, is it really that bad?
It might have been the worst movie I've ever seen.
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i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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It's an hour and half abortion on film. Between that, Don't Mess With the Zohan and all the ____ Movies (Epic Movie, Disaster Movie etc.), I'm pretty sure that society as we know it is about to collapse at any moment. There's no way people can be so incredibly stupid they find that funny and still function as members of society.

btw i resent that, the only reason i liked it was probably because i like Mike Myers a lot. And Stephen Colbert
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#16
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btw i resent that, the only reason i liked it was probably because i like Mike Myers a lot. And Stephen Colbert



Yeah Colbert and Gaffigan were great! Otherwise it was meh....If you area Mike Myers fan see the movie though.
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#17
I saw Timberlake on The Tonight Show last night and they showed a clip from the movie...I was actually embarrassed when I watched it....I was alone.
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#18
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Yeah Colbert and Gaffigan were great! Otherwise it was meh....If you area Mike Myers fan see the movie though.
If you're a Mike Myers fan, stay home and watch Austin Powers. This movie is just a bunch of jokes that were rejected from those movies.

Colbert and Gaffigan were the best part.
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btw i resent that, the only reason i liked it was probably because i like Mike Myers a lot. And Stephen Colbert


Mike Myers is a comedic genius and one my favorite actors, just not in this movie. And Colbert and Gaffigan were great, but it just wasn't worth suffering through the rest of the movie to see them. I'd rather just stay home and watch Austin Powers, the Colbert Report, and Gaffigan's standup special.
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#21
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

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#24
I was gonna see this movie just because Jessical Alba is in it.
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#25
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i thought this was gonna be talking about me!




wow...


you got a kick out of that, didn't you?
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#26
Oh My God! I didn't laugh at all! DAMN! This movie sucked really hard. There was plenty of stars but anyway it was so stupid boring! Me and my friends can make a funnier movie (if we had all that effects and money they had to make the movie), and im not even a actor! I feel sorry for Jessica Alba, that she choised that movie, not right at all! She were so emotion at the movie that i got almost mad! I saw that all that was acting and i didn't feel the reality. I thougt: Damn she so fake! (EVEN THO THAT I LOVE HER!).

I give it 2 of 5 stars. I will not recomended to watch at the theatre and waste money at.


I just liked one thing; And it was the music! I wondering if someone have tabs for the song at 00:48:58 in the movie. Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wasftkYiVX0


I wanna know the tabs only for the normal acoustic guitar and not the guitar that "the love guru" holding.

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#27
this is what happens when you see a movie which got a one star rating..
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wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#28
The elephant sex was HOT.

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But seriously it sucked. My friends and I should've watched Get Smart.
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#29
what kind of acoustic is Rahsnish (guru assistant) playing? The black acoustic during the mr big song??
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It might have been the worst movie I've ever seen.


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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#31
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I just liked one thing; And it was the music! I wondering if someone have tabs for the song at 00:48:58 in the movie. Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wasftkYiVX0


I wanna know the tabs only for the normal acoustic guitar and not the guitar that "the love guru" holding.

Matheus



That's More Than Words by Extreme...i'm pretty sure the tabs are on here
#32
Myers has a certain brand of comedy. I like Myers. I like the Love Guru. Yar.
#34
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#36
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Mike Meyers plays More Than Words on the sitar.. A+

yes but what brand of guitar is the other dude playing??
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#37
it is the greatest ****ing thing that ever existed you pussy dumbasses
#38
I thought that too. Usually everything Mike Myers is in has my sense of humour down to a tee, but I guess this was just an all around bad movie
#39
It had Jessica Alba in it. Who the fuck cares about the rest of the film?
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#40
It was pretty terrible, but I still laughed.

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