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#1
So my Mums gone out, and my sisters going to a BBQ, we don't have any pizzas, so I ask YOU: what should I have for my dinner?
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#6
That doesnt cost money.


In 10 minutes time, the idea I like the most I will have and whomever came up with it gets an E-cookie.
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#7
Make some enchiladas.
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#9
Quote by ScottB.
That doesnt cost money.

Ah. You mean using things available in your home?

Make a sandwich, then.
#10
make a sandwich
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#11
Spaghetti
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#12
Eat the ice from in the freezer... Or alternatley make a jacket potato with cheese.
#13
Quote by ScottB.
In 10 minutes time, the idea I like the most I will have and whomever came up with it gets an E-cookie.


Well, what ingredients have you got in the house? Give us some idea!
#16
Cook some pasta, and throw in tinned tuna, crisps (broken up) + chopped up pepper/carrot- simple and surprisingly nice!!
#17
Quote by Tom_hatton
Well, what ingredients have you got in the house? Give us some idea!

Something simple and tasty, dont just say sandwich give me stuff to put in it.
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I think you need to stop caring what people think about it. I stayed home all day today and masturbated like 5 times. Fucking blast.

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#18
A true warrior can survive on only the universe's energy.
=D
But i'd make some PB&J man.
E-Cookie please?
#19
Quote by ScottB.
Something simple and tasty, dont just say sandwich give me stuff to put in it.

The other day I did cheese on toast, but I grated some ham into the cheese and melted it onto the bread. Then I did another slice with tomato underneath the cheese. That was pretty nice.
#21
Quote by Tom_hatton
The other day I did cheese on toast, but I grated some ham into the cheese and melted it onto the bread. Then I did another slice with tomato underneath the cheese. That was pretty nice.

That might just be THE best idea yet, but still 3 minutes left
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I think you need to stop caring what people think about it. I stayed home all day today and masturbated like 5 times. Fucking blast.

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#23
Quote by rockonth
Eat the ice from in the freezer




Toast or a sandwich are your only options for under 10 minutes. Perhaps a sandwich with toast in?
TRANSFORMICE






#24
Stop!
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#27
Quote by lefthandman9876
ready steady cook, pit edition

what can you make from some lol wut pears, canned GTFO's and some cream of fap sauce.

lolololol
#28
1st
Quote by Tom_hatton
The other day I did cheese on toast, but I grated some ham into the cheese and melted it onto the bread. Then I did another slice with tomato underneath the cheese. That was pretty nice.


2nd
Quote by MisterChainsaw
scramble and egg.
Toast an english muffin
throw some cheese and lunch meat + the egg
Bam.


Egg McMuffin.

3rd
Quote by David w
Cook some pasta, and throw in tinned tuna, crisps (broken up) + chopped up pepper/carrot- simple and surprisingly nice!!
Quote by guitarhero_764
I think you need to stop caring what people think about it. I stayed home all day today and masturbated like 5 times. Fucking blast.

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#29
Go outside, invite a hobo into your house, stab him repeatedly.
Eat his carcass in multiple sandwiches, freeze what you don't eat for later.
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Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#31
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Go outside, invite a hobo into your house, stab him repeatedly.
Eat his carcass in multiple sandwiches, freeze what you don't eat for later.

*Stunned Silence*
#32

there ya go tom hatton


and I'm off to make it now...
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I think you need to stop caring what people think about it. I stayed home all day today and masturbated like 5 times. Fucking blast.

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#33
hi jack a chinese delivery lol that doesn't cost money.........and you still get chinese
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#36
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*Stunned Silence*



*joins in stunned silence*
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Guitars - Fender Deluxe Player Strat, Squier Affinity Strat, Ibanez TCM - 50

Amps - Fender Blues Deluxe

Effects - Boss ME-50

Other - Banjo


Jazz Is not music, Its a way of life
#38
2-minute-noodles?
Cheap, tastes good and can be cooked in 2 minutes. What more could you want?
#39
Quote by VikingBears!
E-Battle for the E-cookie Tom. =D

No thanks mate, I'm gonna sit on my victory and lord it over people
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