#1
what do you want to do?


me, i want to have a page on wikipedia about me.


Note, no guitar related stuff. this is the pit. where we come to escape the guitar related rest of the forums.
#4
drink a root beer float while banging some hot chick.

ya thats right, multi-tasking.
My obligatory gear list

Guitars
Schecter C-1 Classic
Gibson SG Special
1987 Fender Strat
Epiphone PR-150

Amp and Effects
Peavey Valveking 112
Boss DD-6
Crybaby Wah-wah
Ibanez TS-9DX
Banshee 2 Talkbox


Crit plz! Wh ore of Gommorah
#7
Right before death, **** my pants. In my lifetime however, I'd like to visit 5 different countries excluding Mexico.
#8
To be important.

Does that not answer everyone's "(with at least a smidgen of self-esteem) answer?
MAN CITY


De Montfort Uni
#9
Quote by Minkaro
Make one then.



i cant, it gets deleted because theres nothing on it.

and, i cbf
#10
visit japan get a japanese wife have kids live a long and happy full-of-rock life and then die while saving my family from a bad person
Quote by PlayMadness

Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

Quote by Simsimius
I love you TS.


Quote by Ganoosh

Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#11
Quote by Kami-sama
visit japan get a japanese wife have kids live a long and happy full-of-rock life and then die while saving my family from a bad person


Marty Friedman in a nutshell.
#13
Quote by NowhereOutThere
Marty Friedman in a nutshell.



and thaaaatssss..... good ??
Quote by PlayMadness

Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

Quote by Simsimius
I love you TS.


Quote by Ganoosh

Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#15
why is it never "while you're alive..."? always DEAD DEATH BEE4 U DIE etc...


"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#17
Quote by Gargantuan
I wanna destroy the pit.


T_T


thats not nice
Quote by PlayMadness

Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

Quote by Simsimius
I love you TS.


Quote by Ganoosh

Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#19
Before I die, I wanna catch all known STDs and from different women, just so they can say:
"Cliff... he had it all... that dirty sob..."
#22
Quote by ShaunDiel
We gonna keep this going?
I'd rather just Jump in the fire

Would that be your cause of death too?
#23
Quote by Trefellin
Kill 'em all.


kill who ??
Quote by PlayMadness

Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

Quote by Simsimius
I love you TS.


Quote by Ganoosh

Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#24
Quote by NowhereOutThere
Marty Friedman in a nutshell.

Haha, so true, that guy is just screaming after attention with his elevator-shoes.
#26
Quote by Kami-sama
kill who ??


Metallica, noob!

I'd like to travel to every state, including Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico. Then build a house in japan on top of a mountain and hire someone to teach me martial arts.
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#27
i want to be a master of puppets..

amidoinrite?

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#28
I had always wanted to be the person to slide the toilet paper thing over in a public restroom, without cheating. Go to wipe, and actually run out before you're finished, and slide it over.

I got to do that last summer
#29
Quote by ShaunDiel
Nah, I'll Fight Fire with Fire


in that case, lets all be Disposable Heroes.
#30
Quote by CliffIsAngry
in that case, lets all be Disposable Heroes.


But Im out of Batterys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#31
Organize a large scale performance of "The Time Warp" from Rocky Horror in a city square or some other large public place.
Quote by Shredder XXX
how about the way your entire country generalizes a culture by the actions of a few, citing any Americans idea of a middle eastern person.