Poll: do you stand or sit to wipe?
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View poll results: do you stand or sit to wipe?
Stand
122 46%
Sit
143 54%
Voters: 266.
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#1
there has been many a controversy between me and my friends regarding this. after you are done dropping some dumpage, how do you go about your business? I for one stand to wipe but have been ridiculed for this behavior.

hows about you?
#5
Standing. No doubt, otherwise your hand could come across some dingleberrys while reaching if you try to sit and wipe
#6
Quote by troche041
Standing. No doubt, otherwise your hand could come across some dingleberrys while reaching if you try to sit and wipe


this.

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#7
anyone who put standing is joking right?
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Quote by troche041
Standing. No doubt, otherwise your hand could come across some dingleberrys while reaching if you try to sit and wipe


exactly. i just kind of lift my ass off the seat and do it while bending over though, not a full stand up
#11
I do both, but I'm more likely to stand.
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#13
I don't think I'd have the power to stand up.
Why should I come down?
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#14
Wiping is for pussies. I burn everything with my death star's laser
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#15
i sit, but if i got one of those ****s where you just keep wiping and wiping and there's no end in site, i'll stand up and bend over so i can try and reach everything. i absolutely hate marks on my underwear.
#18
crouch...well squat
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#19
Wouldnt standing.... push your ass together? Which would lead to **** being smeared?
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#20
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this.

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ya know what? eff it. I'm going to be so bold as to admit that I poopoo standing up

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#21
Well it's not so much standing as raising my rear off the seat a few inches as to get enough clearance for my arm.
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#22
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I kinda squat.


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#23
I think by "stand" you really mean squat, right? Cause I don't think anybody in the entire world actually stands up to wipe their ass. Cause that would clench the cheeks and defeat the whole purpose of wiping...
#24
Stand. It's only natural.
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#25
I kinda do both, I do a few sitting down and a few standing up. I don't know why its just how I roll.
#27
I sortof squat/stand whilst wiping my arse. I'm always scared of putting my hand to far down and into the poop.
#29
I squat . I'm always afraid that I'll put my hand to far and touch the water/poop. Plus I can't get my hand in the toilet without shifting forward so squatting seems easier
#30
Quote by dudius
i sit, but if i got one of those ****s where you just keep wiping and wiping and there's no end in site, i'll stand up and bend over so i can try and reach everything. i absolutely hate marks on my underwear.


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#32
Tiebreaker. 43 to 43. Standing.

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#35
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#38
Can I ask. How does the majority 'sit' and wipe? I mean what the ****?
Do you meaningfully squeeze your hand down the back end of the toilet seat, just to be in wiping distance of your anus. Are the scratch marks on your wrists really necessary?
Seriously, you have to consider, why sit down, when you can do it better stood up? (and that applies to many things in life)...
Its just not NORMAL!
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#39
I can't believe you guys are serious?!?!

I SIT. I've never tried standing up and ****ting or wiping but I imagine it would require some aim. I may lift myself a tiny bit but one leg has to stay down, that's law in these parts.
#40
Doesn't standing cause your arse cheeks to clench and make a mess?

I just sit and lean to one side.
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