#1
Ok, as we all know, masturbation is the key to stress-relief.

Another fact is that acne is caused by stress.

So, if we have less stress does that mean that we will get less zits?

In other words...

More masturbation = not as many zits??

is it too good to be true?

Or am I just stupid?
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#3
Wow...

That might just be the question of The Universe...
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#4
i thought the thread was 'more fapping = less pooping?'

And so I hastily entered.
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#5
I honestly thought that this thread said "fapping = less pooping" and was about to have a serious dilemma.
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#6
Could you think of a less visually disgusting topic?
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#7
I doubt it, because it also temporarily imbalances your hormones and makes you sweat. So... No.
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#11
Well, since masturbation releases testosterone, and increased levels of testosterone is a cause of acne, I'm going to go ahead and disprove your theory. More fapping = more zits, actually.
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#12
get some test subjects and come back with the results, mmk?
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get some test subjects and come back with the results, mmk?


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#14
*put's down tissue and step's away from computer screen*

Today, will be a new start, no more fapping, no more browsing the internet in search of free pornography, no!

from today onwards, i will... ah sod this

*download's some porn*
#15
Lol, wut?
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Wow...

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#19
The whole Masturbation = Acne thing is probably a wives tale meant to deter people from shaking hands with the president.

As far as I can tell there has never been a statistical link between acne and pulling it.

And even if there was it is really hard to prove something like that hence why Tobacco companies got around Surgeon's General warnings for so long.
#20
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Maybe. I hadly ever get zits, that asay something abot me?


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