#1
I just thought this could be fun. Yes, I searched it, so please, no searchbar jokes.
I shall start.

You know you Mom is crazy when she makes you latch both of the locks on the dog cage, because if you only latch one, the dog will strangle itself trying to get out. True story.
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#5
You know your mom is crazy when....... she uses the search bar. Jk, i hate searchbar jokes, but it was there.
I can't think of anything worth posting, sorry.
#6
You know your mother is crazy when she rapes a stranger, gives birth to a guitar player and lets him post "you know your mother is crazy when..." threads on a guitar forum called The Pit. (completely unrelated)
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#8
Yo mama is crazy when she gives birth to you!
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HOLY HELL.

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#9
When she divorces her second husband after they got into a fight in which he told her what he told everyone else: that she needs to be put in solitary confinement due to mental instability.
#10
when she goes on a serial murder spree in the mall then pleades crazy in court.
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#12
When she knows how to use a computer more than I do
and how to make it work when something goes wrong.....and she hasnt even trained in using a computer :S
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#13
You know your mom is crazy when she tells you that she loves you.
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#14
or....when you come home from being out somewhere and find her on the lounge floor in front of the TV doing her Phsyo exercises................i honnestly thought she was dead at the time!
BEAT IT, BUT NOT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN YOU DIRTY C***!-Mel Gimpsuit
#15
You know your mum is crazy when she is diagnosed as crazy by a professional psychologist.
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#16
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You know your mum is crazy when she is diagnosed as crazy by a professional psychologist.



Very True.
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#18
When she starts throwing hammers and knives at you instead of slippers or slaps round the ear 'ole.
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#19
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Yo mama is crazy when she gives birth to you!

This one time, I got pushed through a vagina. True story.

Your mother is crazy when she thinks every girl you talk to is your girlfriend.
#21
When her son is making a thread to tell that she is crazy.
Barry White is cooler than you
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#22
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Your mother is crazy when she thinks every girl you talk to is your girlfriend.


Your mother is crazy when she thinks any girl you talk to is your girlfriend.


EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!

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#24
when she tells my brother to do something, he doesn't do it, and then she yells at me for not doing it. even after i tell her it wasn't me who she asked, she persists.

i often find myself hating my mother.
#25
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When she knows how to use a computer more than I do
and how to make it work when something goes wrong.....and she hasnt even trained in using a computer :S

Your posts are really getting on my tits for some reason

You know your mother's crazy when she eats her own feacal matter.
#26
You know your mother is crazy when she takes away your bedroom door because you keep skipping school and you have to hunger strike for 24 hours before she gives in and puts it back.


Yeah, true story.
#27
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You know your mother is crazy when she takes away your bedroom door because you keep skipping school and you have to hunger strike for 24 hours before she gives in and puts it back.


Yeah, true story.



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Crybaby wah
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