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#1
We all suck, that's a given.

I suck cause i'm short, i'm scrawny, i'm asian, and I have acne.

So...why do YOU suck?
#4
I don't.
Gear:
Jackson DKMG
Yamaha Acoustic
Knockoff Strat
Vox AD30VT
Boss MT-2
Crybaby wah
Boss DD-3

The Ultra Balls. Throw them.



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#5
Because im female

WAIT that makes me SUPER AMAZING!
BEAT IT, BUT NOT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN YOU DIRTY C***!-Mel Gimpsuit
#7
Because my spelling sucks and I hardly have any friends.
And I'm really skinny.
And I havn't had a first kiss.

Yeah I'm baddass
#8
Quote by XCount Me InX
Because im female

WAIT that makes me SUPER AMAZING!

Yeah, as long as you're not trying to get a business job or play a sport competitively. ZING!
#9
i suck because i ate a vacuum lololololololololololo
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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I'm surprised you returned to this thread after cheeseman owned you.
#11
Because my life does.
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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#12
Quote by RU Experienced?
Yeah, as long as you're not trying to get a business job or play a sport competitively. ZING!

SEXIST GIT! lol
BEAT IT, BUT NOT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN YOU DIRTY C***!-Mel Gimpsuit
#14
because i'm too awesome for your minds to handle so to you it seems like i'm a total loser.
Gear:

Guitars:
ESP ltd FX-400
Epiphone les paul jr.

Amps:
Line 6 spider II combo 30 watt
Krank Rev. Jr. full stack tube.
#15
Quote by birdman267
My UG user name is Birdman,
What the F*ck is that.


That's just begging to be sigged.


#16
Because I cant gain weight even if a ate an Elephant and I have severe acne. I also suck because Im an Egotistical dick head.

I dont like this thread anymore...
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Goats are like mushrooms.
When you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters.

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South Korea should have their Starcraft league members double as military strategists.
#17
Because I entered this thread.

Other than that I'm doing alright.


Actually, I suck because it's half past one and I have no intention of going to sleep anytime soon and I do this every night, even though I've just come back from a party and am mega tired.
#18
Because I have never had a girlfriend
Quote by griffRG7321
become a circumsizer, you get like £60,000 a year + tips.

Quote by Flying Couch
Because I'm not aerodynamic. All the other airborne furniture laugh at me.

LIKE PORTISHEAD?
#20
Quote by Twisted Magnum
Because I have a vagina.

Whos is it?
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#21
why? are you missing one? lol
BEAT IT, BUT NOT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN YOU DIRTY C***!-Mel Gimpsuit
#23
Quote by stinger12345
We all suck, that's a given.

I suck cause i'm short, i'm scrawny, i'm asian, and I have acne.

So...why do YOU suck?


thats like me, except im not THAT short, and i'm muscular, and i have no acne...

ok, just the asian part then
#25
Quote by Flying Couch
Because I'm not aerodynamic. All the other airborne furniture laugh at me.


looks at username**

i see what you did there
#28
Quote by Flying Couch
Because I'm not aerodynamic. All the other airborne furniture laugh at me.


LOL, sig'd
Quote by griffRG7321
become a circumsizer, you get like £60,000 a year + tips.

Quote by Flying Couch
Because I'm not aerodynamic. All the other airborne furniture laugh at me.

LIKE PORTISHEAD?
#29
I hardly go out much cos i work like a bitch to get money, meaning i hadly ever have relationships.
I'm also 5 foot 9 but average built.
#30
I'm shy, unmotivated, insecure and just weird overall.

We're all in the gutter, but I'm looking at the rats.
#31
Quote by amyisforcynics
I'm shy, unmotivated, insecure and just weird overall.

Sounds like me...Which means you don't suck.
Quote by PaperStSoapCo
Vagina's tend to be not all that great looking most of the time. It's all... flappy. Looks sloppy.

I'd have to say guy junk wins but not by much. It's like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi.
#32
Quote by Sonny_sam
Because I have never had a girlfriend

Neither have I. Also I'm shy.

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

Quote by dannay
what this man says is correct.


Quote by clemm
WHAT IS THE PIT!?!?!!!!!!?!??
--clemm

n00b
#34
I suck because I prefer my studies to my social life.
I suck because I'm shy.
I suck because I'm insecure.
I suck because I prefer older women.
I suck because I feel like I can't love anymore.
I suck because yesterday I had sex with a girl who wanted to build something with me and I want to run away from her as fast as I can.

I suck overall.
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#35
Quote by JeanMi36
I suck because I prefer my studies to my social life.
I suck because I'm shy.
I suck because I'm insecure.
I suck because I prefer older women.
I suck because I feel like I can't love anymore.
I suck because yesterday I had sex with a girl who wanted to build something with me and I want to run away from her as fast as I can.

I suck overall.

does she want to build a house or what
Quote by HaKattack
Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

starter of the nadsat group
#36
Quote by reedplaysgeetar
does she want to build a house or what


In fact, the house can be a good analogy for "relationship"
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#38
I suck because i one of the few people in my family thats not fluent in spanish
I suck because i fail hard romanitically.
I suck because i prefer college life to vacation
My Gear:
MIM Jazz fretless
180W Ashdown 12"
GAS:
NOTHING
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