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#1
im bored so my friend and i were just going back and forth on our walls on facebook posting corny pickup lines. im running out so i was wondering if you guys have any good ones. and by good i mean lame.

its a good thing to have the pit.

endless hours of fun spent here on ug's own, the pit
#2
heres my favourite:


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I really hate saying that

EDIT: man i failed hard there
EDIT2: are your parents terrorists? cuz your the bomb
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Writing music is hard D:
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#6
You gotta be like, "You know what would look good on you? Me."
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#7
your name must be daisy because i have a sudden urge to plant you right here
Epiphone G-400!!!!!!!!

Washburn Bass!!!

Cordovox tube amp

Crate bass amp!!!

Kustom PA
#9
*licks finger, then places finger on girl's shirt* let's get you out of those wet clothes
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plexi


i realize the longshot that is. little giant to humongous one.


Rest In Peace Stevie Ray
#10
i like my women how i like my coffee...

chopped up and in freezer
Total Failure

If every dream is a wish, then to dream of zombies is to wish for an appetite without responsibility
#12
I lost my number, can i have yours?
Guitars:
Ibanez UV777P
Ibanez RGD2127FX
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Amps:
Baron Custom Amps K88
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#13
"I lost my #, can I have yours?"
or the classic
"**** me if I'm wrong, but is your name yolonda?" unless the girls name is actually yolonda then use a different name
It's Cadillac rainbows and lots of spaghetti
And I love meatballs so you better be ready
#14
haha these are actual lyrcs to a song, the song is nothing but lame pickup lines x]
anyways, here they are:


I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?

I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostrils are so nice

I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare

You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear

I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms

You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms

Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?

My love for you's like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in

Stop, drop and roll now
'Cause baby, you're on fire

I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it

Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet


I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you

I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo

I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?

You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To desribe how smooth I am

Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?

You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face

Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb

Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
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^^ about me


Confucius once say: "Women is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time, 1/4 ragtime."

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#15
i like my women how i like my coffee...

chopped up and in freezer


Or, "I like my women like my scotch... 12 years old and mixed up with some coke"
(It's terrible, but I still laughed)
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#16
I heard this one a little while back, and almost sh*t myself.


Your like a fungus, you grow on people.
#17
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
You must be a light switch, because you turn me on.
Are you an official? Because you have officially given me a boner.
I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?
I'm a love pirate, and I'm here for your booty.
Your dad must play the trumpet, because you're making me horny.
Is your father a mechanic? Then why do you have such a fine-tuned body?
I wet my pants. Can I get in yours?
I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
#18
would you hold it against me if i told you that you had a rockin body?
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As usual Natrone's mouth spouts general win.

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man, Natrone you're some kind of ninja I swear


Quote by gregs1020
plexi


i realize the longshot that is. little giant to humongous one.


Rest In Peace Stevie Ray
#19
I've been stalking you for quite a while now and I would like to ask you to marry me.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


Parker Nitefly Mojo sonnn
Jackson DK2M Dinky
Carvin Legacy
Fender Blues Jr.
Roland Cube 30X
#23
never threaten to steal a cops penis
Total Failure

If every dream is a wish, then to dream of zombies is to wish for an appetite without responsibility
#24
"if you were a burger at McDonalds, i'd call you McBeautiful"
...


i'll leave now
#25
Quote by Arism
"if you were a burger at McDonalds, i'd call you McBeautiful"
...


i'll leave now


I lol'd.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

Quote by Sonicxlover
Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


Parker Nitefly Mojo sonnn
Jackson DK2M Dinky
Carvin Legacy
Fender Blues Jr.
Roland Cube 30X
#27
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"if you were a burger at McDonalds, i'd call you McBeautiful"
...


i'll leave now


God, that's dreadful.


Mine.. **** me.
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#29
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so i hear you like the mudkips

nice
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As usual Natrone's mouth spouts general win.

Quote by Silverstein14
man, Natrone you're some kind of ninja I swear


Quote by gregs1020
plexi


i realize the longshot that is. little giant to humongous one.


Rest In Peace Stevie Ray
#31
i dont either, but i read that and pictured this nerd playing pokemon on his gameboy at the same time as he was chattin with a girl on an online dating website
Quote by necrosis1193
As usual Natrone's mouth spouts general win.

Quote by Silverstein14
man, Natrone you're some kind of ninja I swear


Quote by gregs1020
plexi


i realize the longshot that is. little giant to humongous one.


Rest In Peace Stevie Ray
#32
*hold up your hand, showing you index and middle finger together *
You: Why should women masturbate with these fingers?
Her: I don't know, why?
You: Because they're mine
Quote by RU Experienced?
See the FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- thread, he's a God amongst men.

^^ about me


Confucius once say: "Women is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time, 1/4 ragtime."

This is my sig, get over it. ಠ_ಠ
#33
I have cool socks!

Hey you look like an angel who fell from heaven and messed up her face on the pavement!

Are you gonna walk out to your car alone tonight?
Fear the Evil Chainsaw Wielding Penguin...
#35
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Would you suck these balls?


Haha dave chappelle is the ****ing man
It's Cadillac rainbows and lots of spaghetti
And I love meatballs so you better be ready
#38
"don't make this rape turn into a homicide"
[edit] oh yea i almost i forgot this one, "My love for you is like diarrhea, it just keeps on coming"
sadly for me, there's more
Last edited by Arism at Jun 29, 2008,
#39
If you were a sandwich, you'd be a McGorgeous.
Alta Vera - My real life alternative rock band.
Ashen Spire - My personal metal band.

Super Mario, F-Zero & Dragonball Z covers!

PSN: whatev27

Let me ask you, does a machine like yourself ever experience fear?

#40
Quote by mrcrono
Would you suck these balls?

they're smooth as eggs

+infinity that was a great stand up special
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