#1
While walking though the forest,
And what do I see?
A wizard and a turtle,
Oh Me!

I turned to the Wizard,
Oh golly gee
You'll never guess what that wizard
Just said to me!

He turned,
Opened his mouth and said to me
"Beware!"
"Or I'll cast a spell upon thee!"

Then Right after the Wizard spoke,
I turned and thought of things
That he provoked,

"What in tarnation is the tertul fer?"
I asked when I spoke
Then the turtles eyes opened
He awoke!


He started talking,
And said to me,
"Since you woke me,
You'll Be set free!"

And then I started flying.

Crits, anyone?
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Quote by darkstar2466
*head explodes*
You sir, are a god.

Quote by BBW
This song is about Little Red Riding Hood and her trials and tribulations with the Big Bad Wolf. He was a cunt who liked to bother pigs when they relaxed after work in their houses.
#3
Yes. He also has mystical powers.
last.fm
Quote by darkstar2466
*head explodes*
You sir, are a god.

Quote by BBW
This song is about Little Red Riding Hood and her trials and tribulations with the Big Bad Wolf. He was a cunt who liked to bother pigs when they relaxed after work in their houses.