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#2
i rule because of 1st post

Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up
THE WiLDHEARTS

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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#4
Because i'm a freaking platypus of course!

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#8
I can last like an hour without blowing my load.
Quote by buddha
isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#11
Because I am SamTotman, overlord of metal.

Bow to me now.
Gear

Fender Stratocaster in Red.

It's all I need.

The Anti-Anti-Ibanez Militia!
#14
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']So your buddy Per-Gunnar is very happy with you then ?

Quote by buddha
isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#15
Quote by shakin'cakes
I can last like an hour without blowing my load.


Pffft, ain't sh!t on machine gun fire FOR a solid hour, b!tch.
#17
Quote by sashki
Goes without saying.


iknowright?


This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#18
Quote by SamTotman
Because I am SamTotman, overlord of metal.

Bow to me now.




Oh holy powerchord master.
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#20
I rule because that's what the people want.
Alta Vera - My real life alternative rock band.
Ashen Spire - My personal metal band.

Super Mario, F-Zero & Dragonball Z covers!

PSN: whatev27

Let me ask you, does a machine like yourself ever experience fear?

#22
Quote by Les Paul Ell
Pffft, ain't sh!t on machine gun fire FOR a solid hour, b!tch.


Quote by buddha
isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#23
Quote by SamTotman
Because I am SamTotman, overlord of metal.

Bow to me now.


sam totmans from london no?

i rule because i am seeing iron maiden in 6 days!
#25
i rule cus jared leto signed my mohawk'd head when i had a mohawk....
No one here, gets out alive
#26
Quote by a6l6e6x1
sam totmans from london no?

i rule because i am seeing iron maiden in 6 days!


I am originally from New Zealand, though I live in London (in Herman's apartment) for now.
Gear

Fender Stratocaster in Red.

It's all I need.

The Anti-Anti-Ibanez Militia!
#27
Quote by SamTotman
I am originally from New Zealand, though I live in London (in Herman's apartment) for now.


No way, you're not actually that guy from Dragonforce.
#28
Because my milkshake brings the boys to the yard


wait.... because I'm half asian?
#29
Quote by SamTotman
I am originally from New Zealand, though I live in London (in Herman's apartment) for now.



Wut? I just checked, and he was born in England, and moved to NZ at an early age.
#30
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']Wut? I just checked, and he was born in England, and moved to NZ at an early age.

Give me a link to your source, ill make sure they fix it.
Gear

Fender Stratocaster in Red.

It's all I need.

The Anti-Anti-Ibanez Militia!
#33
I am originally from New Zealand, though I live in London (in Herman's apartment) for now.


You aren't Sam Totman. You listed him in your favorite guitarists and it says that you're location is in Scotland.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#35
I rule because im too cool for mother****ing school and yall is fools cuz you think its yule so i gave you a tool, but i hate you so i threw you into a pool

/Fail

Arbor A410 Bass
Dinosaur 20 Watt Bass Amp
Line 6 Spider III 75 Watt
Squier Bullet

Excuse me sir, have you been thinking tonight?
#36
because i'm funny at times
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#37
I rule because I'm alive.

Lol at all these people taking Sam seriously.
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#38
I'm a fucking Sheepdragon! Beat that puny humans!
Sworn enemy of the private investigator.
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