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#1
Someone was throwing away a Lay-Z-Boy, so me and my crew (mom) rolled up jacked it.

The whole operation took about 3 minutes.

Here are our spoils of victory:



My dorm room's gonna be quite pimpin, no?
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#2
k.
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#4
It's like... I just... What? I'd rather burn that then have to sit on it.
#6
GANG-STAR!!!

But seriously, enjoy the chair.
Can have a lotta good times on that chair...
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#7
You probably won't start smelling the piss for a few days after it's been sat in your room fermenting so thumbs up for now.
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#8
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It's like... I just... What? I'd rather burn that then have to sit on it.


Why? It's really comfy. ^_^
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#9
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GANG-STAR!!!

But seriously, enjoy the chair.
Can have a lotta good times on that chair...

He's probably been beaten to it there. Mmm salty.
#10
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My dorm room's gonna be quite pimpin, no?

Verily. Thine hoes shall kneel before thee as thou gazeth upon thine kingdom, scepter in hand, amongst the Throne of Thieves.
#11
Have you checked down the sides for cash?
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#13
Oooh
Chairrrr.

Actually I'm quite jealous

THose things get grimey though, I'd wash it
And uh
Make sure there's no spider eggs in there
Thats my number one fear about those things
Sitting down and all of a sudden, ****ING SPIDER SWARM! AHHHH
#14
But what if it has piss, or semen, or alcohol soaked in it?
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#16
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But what if it has piss, or semen, or alcohol soaked in it?


Or all three!?
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#17
It's a trap. There's a sex offender living in there, and he's going to rape you through the chair when you sit down.
#18
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But what if it has piss, or semen, or alcohol soaked in it?



Hey, it's already a bargain, no need to talk it up.
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#19
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It's a trap. There's a sex offender living in there, and he's going to rape you through the chair when you sit down.



epic lol
#20
No, that little white part on the seat is actually not a rip. It's like a little seatbelt lookin thing... I don't know what it's for. =/
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#21
Quote by Aramis
Why did you take a dirty old ripped armchair?


seems to have no rip's and looks pretty clean

top work
#22
I'm calling the cops
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#23
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seems to have no rip's and looks pretty clean

top work

unless I'm missing something there seems to be a huge fecking gash in the fabric right in the middle of the arse area of the seat.
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#24
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unless I'm missing something there seems to be a huge fecking gash in the fabric right in the middle of the arse area of the seat.


my first post from being unbanned and i failed

i looked at the pic like 4 times before posting and everything

it's late, i'm going to bed
#26
Quote by Lemoninfluence
unless I'm missing something there seems to be a huge fecking gash in the fabric right in the middle of the arse area of the seat.


that is a covering of some sort, not a rip
I've seen some things man and some stuff, and i don't recommend it
#27
Seriously clean it heavily. They could have been throwing it out cause somebody who had AIDS masturbated in it.

Then you will have TEH AIDsXORs!!!!!!!!!111
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#32
For fucks sake kid, pass some ultra-violet light on that thing before sitting on it.
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#33
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Me and my buds did that and put it around a campfire.

Good times.



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#34
^^^

I'm not allowed to bring upholstered furniture to my dorm. Fire hazzard.

EDIT: Last time my family threw furniture out, it was infested with skin mites that my cat brought in. Be warned.
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#38
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