#1
ok so on last weeks episode where they pimped the cars into police cars and jeremy had his boedicia whhels and trys to catch the stign and fail james may says "you have failed to apprehend the miscreant" i just lol'd for about 10 minutes afterwards for some reason, it just sounded funny, and also when james sprayed the stigs car so the stig just put his windscreen wipers on that just made me laugh so much for some reason.....

so yeah what are you fave top gear quotes?

cant wait for tonights episode
#2
I love James May.

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#3
james may it is the master of humor although i find jazza to be quite funny at times to


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ofcourse i laughed xD

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#5
I love the "Some say..." bits before the Stig goes out and does a lap

Is it on again today or next week?

Oh and, "I am a driving god!" from little hamster
#6
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Any of the Stigs quotes.

xD


some say his wife is a pig, but all we know is he's called the stig xD

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I love the "Some say..." bits before the Stig goes out and does a lap

Is it on again today or next week?

Oh and, "I am a driving god!" from little hamster


that had me giggling till i shat myself xD
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Today 8:00pm BBC2.

Top Gear is just full of win. There's so many quotes which have had me in stitches.
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#9
its on today at 8.00pm on bbc 2 and yes the "some say..." quotes are truly epic.

also who else thinks that all the police should have boedacia wheel attachments?

much more effective than using crappy astras and volvos
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#12
all hail captain slow!

this one i think is one of clarkson's

"by the sound of this music, this man wants to bitch-slap his ho... good for him."
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#13
The funniest stuff usually gets cut out or ends up being a blooper. See here.
Lyrics, just breaks between killer solos.
#14
everytime when James says: Oh c.ock!
~And the raindrops in the cars

Keep on falling from off the bars

Blocking out a good song

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#15
the stig thing where he says that the queens husband is a nationlist or something was funny
#17
"some say he knows 2 facts about ducks, both of which are wrong" (or something along those lines) introducing the stig
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It's Sun Top Gear day!
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#20
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the stig thing where he says that the queens husband is a nationlist or something was funny


it was racialist btw
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#21
My favourite is between these two.

"Donate now, or we'll tell your neighbours that you interfere with animals" - James May on Top Gear of the Pops.

"Hammond definitely had a size problem, and his van was too small as well" - Clarkson on the white van challenge.
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#23
James : you (hammond) look liek a gay cowboy and you (jeremy) look like a gay terrorist

Jeremy : you look like a terrorist and your face is ridiculous

love that one

james: permission to say ****?


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James May:

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And who can't forget:

"oh ****!"

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#25
"permission to say ****", james may
"I AM A DRIVING GOD!", richard hammond
"come to britain, the birds have got great tits!", jeremy clarkson in an outtake
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#27
I just loved it in the Police Car Challenge when Hammond 'deployed' his stinger, and shouted 'OH YEAH!!!' then the stig drove round it etc. The same with May and his paint when he just turns the wipers on.
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#28
In the one where hamster races the bugatti against the RAF jet...

"Last one across the finish line is a vegetarian"
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#29
"Those pathetic lager-swilling barbequing rednecked thugs that I call my co-presenters have vandalised my car" - James May
NOPE.
#30
the stig has entered elton john, not literally mind you....
if the imprezas faster, you're gonna look like a right knob

lol im still laughing
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#31
MAJOR LULZ!!! On the episode just now

on the stig bit....

"Some say he thinks the credit crunch....is a type of cerial! lmao

and the other was funny as well, something about nipples!

When he was driving jeramy goes....

"stig goes into elton john...not litrally obvously!"

lmao keep watching
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good news! jaguar has found a pound! and the stig in dr who thing


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#33
lmao this is funny.

James may....

Ive got tossed by a squirrl like this.... lmao!

Ive been on the internet and I found this......

ROFLMAO!!

obviously found UG
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#36
im guessing something of a sexual nature.... so no
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#39
damn that flip was so close!
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