dog in my chinese food, i **** you not.
I've seen some things man and some stuff, and i don't recommend it
I was like 10 years old, and was having a Bon-O-Bon. So I see that it's full of holes and think "Yummy! Must be a new kind of bonobon!" and eat a half...

Lets say that since I looked at the second half, I always look twice at what I eat...

My sister found a bullet in hurt Trix when she was little.

Long story short, she ended up getting a free Trix bunny. She still has him
One time at elementary school, all my friends found plastic cellophane inside their pizzas.

I, on the other hand, brown-bagged it. Oh, yeah!
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I do believe you just used Blink 182 and hard rock in the same sentence. It would seem you're rather confused.
I have a quote in my signature! And it makes fun of blink-182! I'm cool now!

[Obligatory link to my band's MySpace]
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dog in my chinese food, i **** you not.

There's your first mistake--you were eating Chinese food.
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This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.

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Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?

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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.

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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
dick in my pizza. lol jsut joking

buyt seriusly though, i've had hair in food, but nothign that weird. ya once i fond a fly in my rice it was creepy lol, i was just eating, then i see a black thign, then it starts moving and i almost jumped i was like WTF, and my mom was like, just ****in eat it.
A ****ing burnt up screw in my domino's pizza. Don't get stuff from them folks (unless you like the taste of screws).
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I remember when I was really young, I had a wet dream in which i was being dragged along an urban countryside by a pickup truck.

Don't ask me I have no idea how the hell it happened.

To Me:

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I love you
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I once found a screw in the tuna.

I miss kenan and kel
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silly racist bitch finally kicked the bucket

My dignity

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I only do that on MSN, and I get many complaints about it.

F&F will have cyber sex with you on MSN. He's a bit handsy though.

I have become..... METACARPI!!!!

I wish

I once found a bug (don't know what kind) in my Count Chocula, but the worst one was when I was eating chicken from KFC and found a spine and a squishy brown organ in one of the pieces. I don't eat from there anymore...
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stupid ppl (they're like slinkies, not good for much, but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs)

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Holy non-gender specific pronoun Batman!

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you dont rly play guitar if you dont shred
Nothing big, but awhile back i found a giant white hair in my chocolate pudding at school. I really don't like pudding anymore.

EDIT: i also was eating Calamari (squid for those who dont know.) one time and i found sometihng that resembled an egg or something in my food. I am very...VERY careful eating that now.
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I found some yoghurt in my hair once. Ewwww.
A grenade in my noodles!
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.

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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
A kid in one of my classes unwrapped a tootsie-pop to reveal at least 5 little black ants stuck in it. They must have crawled in somehow when it was warm and sticky .
I found a dead wasp in my can of coke about 10 years ago!!

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Nice bum >.> <.<
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One time at elementary school, all my friends found plastic cellophane inside their pizzas.

I, on the other hand, brown-bagged it. Oh, yeah!

my friend found a piece of glass inside his

and my dad once found a dead embryo in his egg and ate it.

i once found what looked to be an internal organ in my chicken once.
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up

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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
I saw someone pick out a ladybug out of their caesar salad at camp once.. but one the most disgusting things that's ever happened to me, I was eating some gnarly lookin cheez whiz at my friends house, and as I was eating the second piece of toast, I pulled out a piece of chewed up gum with some long ass hairs stuck on it...from my mouth.
Don't worry, I'm just admiring the shape of your skull
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I once found a screw in the tuna.


(took me a while to remember what it was off, but dam i miss that show)
My friend found a used band-aid in his snack wrap, well technically it was in his mouth when he found it....
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I once found a screw in the tuna.

HAHAHAHAH, it was Kel's fault!