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#1
- A car can go as fast the highest number on the speedometer.

- The world used to be black and white.

- 'Indeed' means the same thing as 'a mammal'. Big WTF when playing metal gear solid.

- Money becomes obsolete when used once; I got a coin from my mum and asked if it was used or not.

- Guitar is played only using the open strings.

- Finnish is the only real language, and that everyone speaking other languages thought about what they say in Finnish.

- You could get infinite amounts of money from ATMs.


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#5
I used to think that when I heard the slogans "Never Drink and Drive", they just meant not to drink out of a cup while driving, as you tip your head back and therefore can't see the road.
So I thought "Why the hell don't they just use straws?" Stupid, I know, but I was only 5 or so.

AND SO I WATCH YOU FROM AFAR

#6
one hole....


i sucked at minigolf so we always left after the first hole.
#7
Quote by mrcrono
You probably could have summed this up as:

"I was autistic as a kid".




I too thought that the world used to be black and white.

When I was little I thought that the puppets in Thunderbirds were real people.
#8
i thought playing the guitar would be like playing the piano
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Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

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#13
I used to think there really was a pot of gold under the rainbow.
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#14
I also thought that guitars were played only on open strings...

and that if you were cross eyed for too long you would stay that way




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Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

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Absent Mind is, as usual, completely correct.

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Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#15
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I also thought that guitars were played only on open strings...

and that if you were cross eyed for too long you would stay that way

Same here...
#16
inb4religionjoke

and i used to think everyone with glasses was a scientist for some reason, and that girls peed out of their ass

also, lol at cobain_is_king
Call me Jack
#17
I thought aggregate was a really impressive football stadium, since all big European games were 'on aggregate'.


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#18
I thought my parents had me because of a kiss.

I thought women peed with their ass because I knew they sit in the toilet.
#19
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I used to think there really was a pot of gold under the rainbow.



^wait, there's not?

p.s. I was just kidding, i know it's actually a bowl full of skittles
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#20
i constantly thought that my eyes moved only when i turned my head...i feel foolish
NeoDom
#22
i once miss-heard my matey saying he went to windor castle and heard winter castle and so i was convinced that there was a king/queen of winter and they lived in that castle.

later, when on the telly, there was a documentry on the tzar's winter palace... needless to say i was quite confused untill i learnt the facts when i was 7.
#24
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']- A car can go as fast the highest number on the speedometer.

- The world used to be black and white.

- Money becomes obsolete when used once; I got a coin from my mum and asked if it was used or not.

- Guitar is played only using the open strings.

- Finnish is the only real language, and that everyone speaking other languages thought about what they say in Finnish.


Continue!

+1 on all of that except in English not finnish
#26
Quote by cagnius
I thought aggregate was a really impressive football stadium, since all big European games were 'on aggregate'.


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Aye, shame the Jambos always lose on Aggregate
RULE BRITANNIA
#27
I thought that being a bachelor means you are gay.
( Bachelor in Finnish = 'poikamies' = 'poika' = boy, 'mies' = man, therefore 'boy-man' )

I remember when I collected hockey cards (Upper Deck!) the cards often had the players' marital status in them, and wondered why so many players were gay (bachelors).
#28
I used to think that jibberish was the official Jewish language. This ended up leading me to believe that the Sims were Jewish.
Nine planets surround the sun
Only one does the sun embrace
Upon this watered one
So much we take for granted


So let us sleep outside tonight
Lay down in our mother's arms
For here we can rest safely
#29
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']
- 'Indeed' means the same thing as 'a mammal'. Big WTF when playing metal gear solid.


How? How did you ever come to believe this? What the fuck happened in your childhood?
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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#30
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How? How did you ever come to believe this? What the fuck happened in your childhood?


I don't know! I just didn't excel in English when I first got Metal Gear Solid

EDIT: I was 9 at the time. (1998)
Last edited by Tommy[fin] at Jun 29, 2008,
#31
I remember watching movies and the like with hot air balloons in, and thought that to make the balloon go down again they had bags of sand in the basket, and by hanging them they would sink, since they had taken bags off to go up. I never understood weight
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#32
I thought that it was illegal for little kids to drink coffee.
life is beautifuuuuooooaaaaaal
#33
I thought you played guitar with 2 picks, one for strumming and one for placing over frets.
We ain't pushing the boundaries, we're blowing them up.
We ain't trying to expand the scene, we want the scene to erupt.


#34
i used to think a thesaurus was a type of dinosaur. true story
My name is Danny. Call me that.
#35
I used to think that their was a litle guy in my TV that only i could see, and i thought when i used an automatic flishing toilet their was a little man who would flush it for me when i was done!!
STRAT-O-SONIC
Last edited by ofna22 at Jun 29, 2008,
#36
When i was little i color-code my crayons and i would throw out the white crayons b/c they didn't work on the white paper. I used to tell my mom "There broken, mommy." I was 2.

I didn't relized it was b/c they were the same color XD

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if God was a chick then once a month the world would blow up
#37
I cant remember that far back for me, but my sister used to think anything that was not an animated cartoon was "news"

"why are you watching the news this is boring"
"this is godzilla, its a movie, if this was the news there would be trouble"
BE HAPPY

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so this kid at my school microwaved brussel sprouts for lunch, and when he was about to eat them one of them exploded on his face and burned him. i like turtles


in a thread about malmsteen^
#38
I thought that when you were exercising, you had to go 'excercises, excercises'

No idea why.

Also, not really a wrong idea but me and my sister would do a really long dance, and finish with, 'and that's the farmer's arse!'
Bristol Rovers

Up the Gas!




Please, call me Joe.
#39
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']I don't know! I just didn't excel in English when I first got Metal Gear Solid

I feel your pain...

Anyway, from the book of "Great lies to tell small kids" by Andy Riley:
"It takes the brains and beaks of 4 different penguins to make one penguin biscuit"
"Putting a slice of ham in the DVD player will play a short film about pigs. Cheese will play a film about cows."
"The can opener was invented 98 years before the can"
"One in ten fish are afraid of water"
"The Victorians forgot to have the year 1862. This error went unnoticed for more than a century, but the year was held between 1995 and 1996.
"A small hairy primate called a 'warris' lives inside every classical guitar, and lives on a diet of human fingers."
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT