#1
Not porn D:

I wanted to buy some cigars online, a box of 50 to be precise.. but I have to fill in my adress offcourse.. now when my parents find out that I bought something like this behind their back, they'll break my legs.

If I tell them : "hey mom and dad, I'n gonna buy these cigars right thur.." They'll be like "no way in HELL"

So yeah.. I thought about sending it to a friends house but then HIS parents might kick him in the nuts or something similar..

So pit, ever been in a situation similar to mine?
#3
Post office maybe? I was in a situation like that a while ago... but I realized I had no money : (
#5
Mail to a friends house?

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#7
order it and tell them that your ordering somthing of no interest at all to them, so when it comes they leave it for you and when the bill comes through the post, just say it was whatever you said it was



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#8
Erm, just tell them you smoke... Man, I know it might seem like a scary thing at first, but afterwards you'll feel so much better, trust me, it was the same for me, my parents got mad for a couple of days but now they don't even notice
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#9
Why would you get kicked in the nuts by your parents for buying cigars?
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#10
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Why would you get kicked in the nuts by your parents for buying cigars?



my guess is that he's a 12 year old
#11
I've never done it, but a friend of mine ordered a hookah online, and had it sent to a neighbor's house who was on vacation.
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#12
Where in the Netherlands do you live?
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#13
Don't worry, when they deliver dildos to your house, they are usually in some brown unmarked package.
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#14
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my guess is that he's a 12 year old


According to his profile he's a month and a half shy of 18.
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#15
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order it and tell them that your ordering somthing of no interest at all to them, so when it comes they leave it for you and when the bill comes through the post, just say it was whatever you said it was

lol, first time i read it i thought of something like this:

"Mum, Dad, i'm just ordering something of no interest to you off the internet, k?"

*the bill arrives*

"Johny , what was that bill for?"

"Oh, just something of no interest to you Dad"

#16
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According to his profile he's a month and a half shy of 18.



still illegal I think
depending on where he lives
#17
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can't you just buy them at a store? or are the one's you need only on the internet?


+1, find a smoke shop, enjoy. if not, then get a PO box if it can be shipped there

edit: say its their birthday present or christmas present or some **** like that
dont take any guff from these bastards man

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#20
ok first of all, theres probably a cigar shop with in driving distance of your house. but lets say you happen to live in the middle of the boondocks.... get a visa gift card thing, so your not using a parents credit card, and when you order it, there's usually a special notes section at the end. tell them the time you want them to deliver it, so they dont deliver it when your parents are home
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#21
-ship to neighbors house

-be on the lookout for when it arrives

-when neighbor recieves package and is looking at it confused go over and punch him in the face and grab the package and run to your house.

=success
#23
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Not porn D:

I wanted to buy some cigars online, a box of 50 to be precise.. but I have to fill in my adress offcourse.. now when my parents find out that I bought something like this behind their back, they'll break my legs.

If I tell them : "hey mom and dad, I'n gonna buy these cigars right thur.." They'll be like "no way in HELL"

So yeah.. I thought about sending it to a friends house but then HIS parents might kick him in the nuts or something similar..

So pit, ever been in a situation similar to mine?


Send it to an empty run down house somewhere in the ghetto, it's what I do.
#26
Make sure there is no one in when the parcel gets delivered and it will be sent to the nearest post office collection depot.

Or don't smoke.