#1
Pit! I just ate some trifle sponges which I found at the back cupboard, and I noticed that the trifle sponges weren't as crunchy as they should have been, so after I finished I went to check the packet:

Best before end: 04/2005



That is more than three years out of date. Will I be okay? I feel fine but it is worrying me nonetheless.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never paid to have a lentil on my face!
#2
if they looked good enough to eat then theyare ok. Odds are there is so much sugar in them that they will practically never go off. Most BBfore dates anyway are just there to cover the manufacturers ass
#4
Wow...I hope you get food poisoning for not looking at the expiration date before eating them...
#6
good work bud
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#7
Induce vomiting.
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well you don't have to worry,
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#11
When you die can I please have your Fender and Frankenstein?

See, we've been friends for years, I even know which guitars you have.
#12
You'll be fine...Best Before dates are just "guidelines"...if it wasnt hairy or blue or twitching then you're okay
#13
You must increase your powerlevels to over 9000 in order to survive.
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#14
Gosh, how long was I gone? not a single ''aids'' post yet?

Well if it looks good to eat, smells good to eat, and tastes good to eat(sic)...

Then I'd say it's not a problem.
#15
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Wow...I hope you get food poisoning for not looking at the expiration date before eating them...

That's such a cruel thing to wish on someone for such a small error in judgment...
It's a cold world, so homie bundle up. We ain't on this grind for nothing, now get your hustle up.
#16
When will you people learn that your so called "human feelings" only stand in the way of profit!?
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#17
You should start saying goodbye to your friends and family...
Bought for a few pennies
Now you're all just empty
Fucking soulless machines
RIP YOU APART!!!

-All Shall Perish


#18
i think you'll be fine
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*sigh* yet again, only on UG would somebody rush to their computer to tell the pit when their lives or property are in dire trouble.
#22
Quote by burrit0
Wow...I hope you get food poisoning for not looking at the expiration date before eating them...


that's no fair. Did your mother check the expirationd dates on those condoms?



I kid, I kid.

Try icyhot.
#23
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You must increase your powerlevels to over 9000 in order to survive.


IT'S OVER 9000!!!
#24
MIGHT....give you aidz


Try icyhot.


IT'S OVER 9000!!!


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